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PostSubject: Oh damn   Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:35 pm

Well my real life is going very well right now, I lost my virginity a few days ago, She was 15 and i'm 14, I fucked her again one day later in the school bathroom and again the day after that in my friends bed, lol. YaY ME
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:10 am

You playa

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:41 am

wow, a 15 y-o is getting some before i do.

what has happened in this world

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:51 am

it's simple brute. you're a nice and decent guy. my bet is that you're suffering from frenditits (or how ever it's spelled), and what's the worst thing you're probably surrounded with ppl that would crucify me or to put it better - ruin all of your chances.

and good going bumble. i just hope you remembered to put the diving suit on or in 9 months there could really be an oh damn. but then again that would make me uncle styx so it's all good
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:03 am

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Well my real life is going very well right now, I lost my virginity a few days ago, She was 15 and i'm 14, I fucked her again one day later in the school bathroom and again the day after that in my friends bed, lol. YaY ME

Gratz dude! but be careful! use a condom.
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:21 am

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wow, a 15 y-o is getting some before i do.

what has happened in this world

Haha brute, Children these days are anything but children, i remember when i was still in high school, my last year. a video was sent to my email. It was an amateur porn vid, the girl was 12 and the boy was 14, dude and the day after i tried to talk to her, you know.. tell her someone sent the video to everyone in school and she just said "Oh yeah, i know im cool with that". I almost die. I was like "omg, do u have a family!?" even the principal saw it. She just didnt care, and everytime my friends were close, she and her friends started to make out (all girls), its like WTF.

It was gross. 'cause they are just kids, its sad too
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:15 pm

She's 15 and your 14?
Going for the older more experienced type eh?
Wise choice sport




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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:51 pm

will we have to use this instead of prof. oak??
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:01 pm

much agreed

and yeah friend-itis. not freindi-tits. that is funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:42 pm

lol ive gotten laid
im 15
whats that got to do with it?
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:11 am

Wait a minute
In your friends bed?
You dirty slut

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:22 am

rofl didnt read that
now that is skill
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:26 am

He put money in the bank

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:29 am

did you destroy bumble?
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:32 am

Permission to destroy?

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:35 am

lol i bet he did
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:40 am

lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:48 am

that girls badonkadonk is now a crater
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:33 pm

I'm 14, she's 15
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:58 pm

still......did you destroy?
dunt lie
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:48 pm

Did you...the whole thing?

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:47 pm

good going man you're a man now lol no offense brute
but i bet the second time was better
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:49 pm

non taken. it is all my own fault

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:31 pm

Did you unlock an achievement?

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:33 pm

did you reach lvl 80?
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:34 pm

Did you dance with the dead?

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:20 pm

Yeah the "V-ring" Achievement was unlocked, 100GS!!!!.

For real though, 3rd time was the best, 2nd time was on the school bathroom floor. Win
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:29 pm

lulz
ive only done it once
so i cant say what time is
best
from what i experienced,
my first time was great
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:36 pm

when they don't ask you to call them by their name after everything because then you're really screwed. so that's when it's the best
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:08 am

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brutality,thynameismetal wrote:
wow, a 15 y-o is getting some before i do.

what has happened in this world

everytime my friends were close, she and her friends started to make out (all girls), its like WTF.

It was gross. 'cause they are just kids, its sad too

AeldraAvitus the girl-on-girl thing is nowadays a weird-sick-ass trend, even in my school I see girls making out and even worse guys are going towards that way. Like guys are touching each other and it's just really disturbing and the reason for that is as long as their straight there's nothing wrong with making out with someone who's the same sex. At first I found it just random because also when I see my friends I give them a kiss on the cheek but now things have gone way too far.
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:00 am

i think just PDA's (public displays of affection) should just be a no-no at school. who's with me?

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:36 am

i'm with ya if they go too far. now the only thing is - how far is too far exactly?
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:49 pm

Same here, I think hugs and kisses are okay though
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:55 pm

Street Cred is so overrated
People will do anything
I blame the bad novel I am reading in school for corrupting the minds of the youth!


(I don't, its obviously all there faults for wanting to be slutty just to be similar to cool kids in movies)

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:58 pm

It's just another way to get attention...
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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:04 pm

When I want attention I just do the old swing my hair back in the wind

Doesn't work
When nobody is around
Or I'm wearing a hat
And bullies are around
And I have lunch money

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PostSubject: Re: Oh damn   Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:18 pm

The whole bully trend died out in my school... No one really bullies anyone anymore
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