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PostSubject: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:13 pm

Does anyone agree with me? It's watching 35 cars go around in a circle 500 times for 4 hours. ITS BORING!
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:33 pm

Snooze fest
YEEEEEE HAWWWW LOOK AT DEM AUTOMOBILES GO!
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:41 pm

yep
THERE HE GOES AGAYAIN DELILA! AND AGAYAIN!
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:44 pm

GODAMMIT BILLY JEAN! WHO LEFT THE BABY ON THE FLOOR AGAIN?

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:46 pm

I AINT GONNA PAY NO DAMN TAXES. MY FAMILY HAS LIVED ON THIS FARM FOR 30 YEARS AND I AINT GONNA LET NO BUNCH OF TOWNS PEOPLE TAKE MY LAYAND!
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:50 pm

Should we really be making out in front of my parents Jean? Don't be silly, there my parents too!

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:53 pm

lol
i got one but i cant say it
its not appropriate
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:53 pm

Do it

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:55 pm

nonono its bad
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:58 pm

fight If the yellow guy wins you must tell

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:59 pm

its the same thing over and over again i cant tell if either wins
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:01 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:03 pm

this isnt the comment

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:08 pm

We need your signature here

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:08 pm

*draws a picture of a pig*

I DRAWED MY WIFE SIR! IS THAT GUD ENOUGH?
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:11 pm

I forget how many childun I has

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:03 pm

well, that is a strong statment coming from a person in ohio if im correct.
yeah, **** nascar.

YEEEEHAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!! I IS A SPORTS DIVERS. CUN YU HALP ME FIND MUH WIFE!?!

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:33 pm

Cleetus your are your wife are

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:38 am

Cleetus is the best name ever. no need to vote

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:00 am

at least that gives you enough time to drink your ass off. and by the way things are looking up i'll have to catch a nascar race this weekend
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:38 am

It's NASCAR! Come and watch REDNECKS drive around in a circle 500 TIMES! And then get drunk, and then hit your wife for not bringing your dinner in a timely manner! of course i'm joking, but i think Nascar is a bit of a joke
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:43 am

Cletus and Jethro are the most redneck names ever. I use them whenever i make fun of spousal abuse, moonshining, nascar, or just general inbred rednecks. Oh and Maggie, that's always the crazed disobedient redneck wife.


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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
Nothing - you already told her once
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:57 pm

another great hick name. "i was telling Mamma"
Caraline.
Cletus has always been my favorite.
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:55 pm

hahaha Jimbo... Bobby-joe, Billy-Bob, anything that is two names put together
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:08 pm

what do you do when the dishwasher breaks?

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:11 pm

hahaha! What is a woman looking at when she's staring at a blank piece of paper?

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:11 pm

god damn it
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:11 pm

im still new at this : )
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:28 pm

type it in between the [spoiler] right here [ / spoiler]

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:43 pm

ah ok thank you
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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:19 pm

If a man runs a women over with a car whose fault is it?



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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:20 pm

hahahaha! That reminds me of another joke

why can't women drive?

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:22 pm

ahaha
Why didn't Hilary win the election?
She's a woman

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PostSubject: Re: Nascar- Kind Fail Sport?   Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:25 pm

hahahaha she should know women can't be president.

What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered woman's clinic?

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