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PostSubject: A terrifying story   Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:21 pm

A teenage boy drove his date to a dark and deserted Lovers' Lane for a make-out session. After turning on the radio for mood music, he leaned over and began kissing the girl.

A short while later, the music suddenly stopped and an announcer's voice came on, warning in an urgent tone that a convicted murderer had just escaped from the state insane asylum which happened to be located not far from Lovers' Lane and that anyone who noticed a strange man lurking about with a hook in place of his right hand should immediately report his whereabouts to the police

The girl became frightened and asked to be taken home. The boy, feeling bold, locked all the doors instead and, assuring his date they would be safe, attempted to kiss her again. She became frantic and pushed him away, insisting that they leave. Relenting, the boy peevishly jerked the car into gear and spun its wheels as he pulled out of the parking space.

When they arrived at the girl's house she got out of the car, and, reaching to close the door, began to scream uncontrollably. The boy ran to her side to see what was wrong and a skeleton popped out.

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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:53 pm

BYD, you have sunken so low. but still funny.
and there is something up with youtube here. my internet is like way slow, that took 5 min to load

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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:56 pm

Then a skeleton popped out is a new meme
Prepare for it to be used more

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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:02 am

no way. ugghhh,
forced meme is forced

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:06 am

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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:08 am

you'll **** bricks after you see that
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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:00 pm

I was walking down my school at night
The power was out, the doors were locked, I couldn't open my locker, the phone lines were cut. I arm myself with a bat that is kept as sporting equipment in my locker. I hear a faint sound, I slowly approach the washroom and I open the door and a skeleton pops out

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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:36 am

ahhhh, so thats what you were talking about. i get it now

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:09 am

ummmm maybe her mom? or elder brother?
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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:39 pm

ok ok, im on board

OMG A SKELEEETOOON!!!! OH NOEZ

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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:47 pm

So I came home on seemingly a sunny day. I look outside and she a shadow of a great big monster with huge shoulders that appears to be holding up a chainsaw! I panic and run up to my room and open the door and a skeleton pops out

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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:48 pm

hey you didn't even give me a beer! and i was standing outside in the sun the whole ****ing day
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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:56 pm

When did you loose skin?

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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:04 pm

ahhh **** happens. a minor shaving incident
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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:06 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That video is the funniest **** ever!
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PostSubject: Re: A terrifying story   Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:22 pm

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That video is the funniest **** ever!
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