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PostSubject: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:19 am


Your first place in the race, about to win, you've dropped tons of banana's behind you, inches away from the finish line
Then a ****ing blue shell hits you
I was writing an exam, making good progress, I finally made it to the essay question which is 40% of the test, I have 30 minutes to write it and a ****ing blue shell hits me
I wait till everyone is out of the house, for some "alone time" to be a man. I am almost finished then a blue shell, out of nowhere hits me



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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:23 am

Yeah man I hate that bullshit, you're always doing something important and then...







(blue shell hit me just so everyone knows lol)
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:30 am

i hate it when i start my homework and then realize when imon the wrong page, then the blue shell hits me

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:32 am

There was only one piece of pie left, then my dad says beat me in an arm wrestle for the pie! So I beat him. Exhausted after the long battle, I reach for the pie and hear a faint humming
The ****ing blueshell

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:34 am

dude, i hate getting into bed, getting ready to fall asleep and i get really close, my eyelids are heavy, and then i realize i have to piss. it is then the blue shell hits me

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:36 am

:rofl:
My university is sending a letter of acceptance to my house
It reaches the mailman then the blue shell hits him
As I wait I think upon life and it hits me too

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:38 am

I was walking up the stairs the one day and i got all the way to the top and when my foot touched the last step I got hit... but not just hit.... it hit me off the track... damn you princess peach!!! you knocked me back into 5th between donkey kong and mario cause thats the order they always finish in lol
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:40 am

i start up mario kart 64, then the shell hits me.

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:43 am

I die
I almost am at the home then it hits me
Couldn't even make it to the home

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:43 am

i use a blue shell, then it hits me

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:46 am

Laughing
Brute is on a roll

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:47 am

breakyoudown wrote:
Laughing
Brute is on a roll

....and then it hits me

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:49 am

I was going to jump off the roof to end it all
Then it didn't hit me

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:59 am

I was getting intimate with my girlfriend
I was getting the tinglies then the blue shell hit me

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:03 am

more like the blue balls lol

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:52 am

you actually can dodge those lol
energy drinks and jumping
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:49 am

I wake up after having a good dream and good night's rest...and then the blue shell hits me.
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:01 am

i reach out for my beer and it has gone stale.......and the blue shell hits me - i'm out of beer
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:57 pm

Styx's worst nightmare

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:33 am

no, styx picks up the delicious beer, it is frosty and foamy. perfectly served. he goes to tilt his head back and as he pours it in his mouth, it turns to sand
then it hits him

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:13 am

sand beer? never had one of those. hey can those blue things be used as shakers to mix up drinks? now i want one to hit me so that i can try
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:41 pm

i think that was an old greek tradgedy. some guy was stuck in hell, and when he bent down to drink the water, it lowered, or it turned to sand.

the ultimate hell for styx

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:24 pm

why when it's only water. now if it was beer, schnapps or whiskey then i would have a problem
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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:42 pm

Brute was in first play in COD4 then the shell hit him

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:33 pm

ha ha ha, oh totally.
i got record kills yesterday. 27. i dont think it is possible for me to get higher amount.
byd was playing Oblivion, when a skeleton jumped out....then it hit him

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PostSubject: Re: The damn shell   Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:37 pm

Prepared for the worst I climbed a mountain knowing this is a huge accomplishment to do alone
Little did I know it had ****ing wings

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