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PostSubject: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:56 am

OK HERES OUR STORY...

One day Imendia was walking down the street.
He heard loud music so he followed the sound.
It was coming from this old house.
He stopped infront of the house and...Tooked off his Giant Knive...Opened the door and was sick to see an 30stmars concert and a lot of emos arround the stage
then he took his knife and..

Drank a mana potion and opened his spell menu.
He scrolled through and picked out Crawl Through Knives.
Imendia grabbed his knife and casted the spell.
The song played loud and brave.
All of a sudden everyone could only see a black screen then a red line cross diagonally not twice, THREE times.
They opened there eyes, Imendia stood in classic swordsmen position. He put his kinfe back in his pocket.
The emo's froze still. The second he left the door everyone fell. But as soon as he walked out of the house..
The 30 seconds to mars Vocalist was still alive and ranned towards imendia...He didnt saw him...he was
lost...but them Breakyoudown descended from the sky surrounded by golden guitars and diamond drumsets and...
While soaring in the sky BYD grabbed his guitar. Put a drumstick on the string, and pulled it back like a bow.
He shot it and it caught on fire because of the speed. 30 second...Vocalist grabbed Imendia's shoulder.
Imendia turned around and saw a drumstick sticking out of 30's forehead and Imendia casually stepped aside letting him fall.
BYD and all his instruments landed in a heap beside Imendia and..
Styx came running (Drunk as usual)..and took the drums...
and the 3 Metal Heros Started to Play "Kissing The Shwadows"...
while 30stm vocalist head was impaled in Imendias Guitar
.ByD SUmmoned the migthy power of Ares And Nailed The Epic SOlo...
and suddenly....A new challenger appears trying to break their combo!
The devil walks towards them and challenges them to a rock off. The heroes laugh and accpet.
The devil starts it off and plays Hangar 18 twice as fast as the original.
He laughs and barks for us to try and beat it. We talk over a song and deside to play Groan of the wind.
But the second we start playing demons come out from the ground and start to attack us......
They try to attack us...But when they approach to us the power of the wind tear appart the bodies of the demons...The power of Zeus Takes over Imendia and ByD and a lighting strikes from the sky and then it appears....Buckethead...
Our soloing was losing its strength until HE arrived. Buckethead withdrew his nunchucks and took on the whole crowd by himself giving us the thumbs up to play. He punches the ground sending many demons flying across the field. Buckethead was overwhelmed then thrown to the ground. Then. He removed his mask and the skies darkened. He raised his fist and..
A migthy Runic Guitar Falled from Heaven on to his hand
He Starts to Play "JORDAN"..and the gates of hell Crumble and fall
All the suffering souls are released from his etheral pain and misery
When the battle is about to end Imendia is deadly injured and then...
Buckethead walks toward him and hands him his mask. Imendia puts it on slowly and Buckethead starts doing endless hammerons from Nottingham lace and fire a beam straight at the devil sending him across the planet. Imendia takes the mask off and
Stands up, his injuries suddenly healed...
He Takes his guitar while bucket head Ascends up to the sky
Handing his guitar on to ByD.
And then imendia and BdY starts to Play...
Fade to black by Metallica. Then they realize that Styx is nowhere in sight. They put there instruments down and begin to search. Then a man frantly runs towards them asking for help. He said
Holy shiit!! I steped on dog`s CRAP-
aww.*Cleans his shoe with the sidewalk*
And starts to explain....
"Styx was taken By satan on a las effort to destroy Metal..HE WANTED TO MAKE STYX A MAINSTREAM RAP BASTARD!!!"
Then 2 black horses merges from the grouns...2 metal horses...With spikes and Swords..
Then Imendia and BYD starts the epic Search for STYX...
The two heroes bravely searched for there fellow staff member. Suddenly a gunshot was fired at one of the horses. The horse stumbled but was unharmed by it. BYD and Imendia saw the culprit. To there ultimate dismay, they saw who had tried to kill there animal companions...Buckethead was possessed
Bucket head once a mega hero was now possesed by the evil spirit of Herman Li..Herman triying to be a guitarrist Took over buckethead nunchucks and started to make the funky robot dance...and the sky opened and the black BALRGO emerged from the black clouds with a colosal thirst for blood and metal..Imendia imediately tooked his huge knive and stabbed buckethead on the chets...letting herman li spirit away but hurting Buckethead ...
But out of nowhere MAB appears from the ground and protect the 2 gitar players with his double guitar Solo..and that way bucket head is healed and joins MaB..
The four of them soloed for 3 hours straight.
Now all four men ready searched for Styx. Buckethead led the way
The other 3 men were ready to die for him at any moment.
Everyone of them
Ready to die..
While walking into the destroyed gates ov hell the 4 dudes encountered styx beer glass broken in the ground...MAB soloed Crazy train and then...
A dark cloaked man appeared and smiled. He said "I'm surprised to made it this far. If you wish to find Styx, you need to solve a riddle." He asks, the hardest riddle they have ever heard. The crew thinks about it, and desides to fight the stranger instead. But the problem is they can't see the figures face. But he is a large figure
MAB instantly combines his double guitar with Buckethead nunchucks and throws it like a boomerang slashing the black large figure in two...
It was a trap! The ground crumbles beneath there feet and they fall into a pit
when they`re on the black dark pit they light on some magic weed cigarretes that ligths up the whole underground city and buckethead whispers "The rusns of Moria!!"...
They approach a door. It says in elfish to Speak friend and Enter
What could this mean?
Suddendly Imendia smash da door with a mace and says "fuck this riddle lets get going..."
The sound echoed louded along the mines. Goblins and maybe even a troll were bound to come. They ran into a room and slammed the door shut.
They are now in the TOMB OF DIMEBAG...king of moria...goblins strumble the door and shoots flaming arrows on it and it was there when BYD discovered an anciento book...with this inscrption...
"They took over the chapel and the coutyard even the bar was taken...They crumble in the dark...they are coming...they are evil...they are coming...those mother----------"
The goblins breached the door and started attacking the heroes. BYD ducked under an attack and followed up with 3 swift stabs to the stomach. Imendia clenched his fist as hard as he could and slammed it cracking goblins skulls. Mab swung his 4 headed guitar all around and behind him decapitating any near him. Bucketheads eyes glew a bright red as his numchukes thudded against his victims. The heroes were doing well. Then a second wave of goblins rushed in, followed by a giant troll.
mendia took his guitar and soloed ONE....the strumble of the strings were so strong ...the giant troll`s head Exploded and the rest of the goblins became Dust...when the heros left DIMEBAG`s MAUSOLEUM....and walked thru the city of Moria...a fire demon emerged in the far side of the city...BYD shouted..."Balrog."...Imendia Asked WTF IS THAT some kind of drummer?
"NO".shouted ByD..."AN ancient triple guitarrist Demon...From the 2nd age...RUN BITCHES RUN"
and the 4 dudes started to run...
There was a long bridge. The heroes ran across. But Buckethead stayed on the bridge telling us to run. The balrog lifted his axe and brought it down and Buckethead struggled but blocked it. Buckethead then raised his fist. Glowing, red. He Leaped 15 feet into the air and slammed the bridge crumbling it. The demon fell into the pit. Buckethead held onto the ledge. THe 3 heroes ran to his aid. But he was weakened and couldn't hold on long enough. Buckethead had fallen into the pit aswell. Heartstruck the heroes continued there journey
...when the heroes reached the surface trough the BLACK STAIRS...they encountered the city of OZZBOURNIA prepared to fite against the evil EMO armies...the king of OZZBOURNIA Ozzy ozbourne was mad at the cure vocalist cuz he turned his son into a gay emo...with both armies facing on the giant gates of OZZBOURNIA...and styx as a hostage... the heroes needed to defeat the army of HOMOEMOS...once again...
The 3 heroes joined the Ozzyborunians in there fight against the emo's and charged into battle. It was a tough battle. The emo's liked pain. These fuckers were prepared to fight. Byd grabbed a emo's neck and twisted. Imendia grabbed the collar of an emo and pulled it down, thrusting he knee into the emo's face. Ozzy was relentless in battle, but he is old. And too many were concentrating on him. We need to help him.
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Then in the sky...Nazgulz appeared...the dark emo flying serveants attacked ozzy...and pushed ozzy into the ground...then the nazgul was ready to devour ozzy....but Imendia and BYD steped in front of the nazgul--the dark and strongest of the nazguls went off the dragon and took his mighty mace and crushed imendia`s Guitar...knocking him on to the ground. ByD tryed to stab the dark nazgul but he was beated with the mighty shield..
All hopes were lost for Ozzy...But out of nowhere..BUCKETHEAD APPEARS IN THE HORIZON...
WITH A LEGION OF METAL LEGENDS AND METAL GODS... at his rigth Healr505 and on the left ChevelleOwner...Buckethead shouted "THIS WILL BE THE RED DAY......DEAAAAAAAAATH"
and the legion compained him shouting "DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH"
Buckethead Soloed Downfall...and screamed.."CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE"

the MetaLegion raned towards the Emo army of Gayness...and Buckethead with his funky robot style dancing moves Avoided the dark nazgul mace and the dark nazgul said "NO LIVING MAN CAN KILL ME" bucket head tooked off the bucked and told him

"BITCH!!!! IM NOT A MAN I AM BUCKETHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"


he stucked his nunchuck on to his face and destroyed the dark nazgul lord...

Buckethead crossed his arms and walked directly into battle. Using his bare hands, punching right through the emo's. Chevelle and Healer both slashing every emo in sight. BYD and Imendia ran through the field with new hopes of victory. Stabbing in throats. Ozzy slowly got up and charged back into battle knocking everyone aside. The army of metal just recieved a big moral boost. Kerry King arrived. Completely ripping anyone in sight apart. Then the gates of moria opened. And this time the real army was on its way. The army of darkness and those possessed, led by Styx
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the rest of the METALEGION army ride towards the gates of EmoHOMOLAND...while the army of moria regrouped inside the walls of EMOHomoLAND...then it was set
THE FINAL BATTLE was about to start..and styx was the priority...
Inside the Castle of TheCURE...Styx was forced to listen to some 30secs to mars and some BFMV music...He was in a horrifiying Suffering...When the doors were opened the las emo reinforcement charged towards the METALEGIOn army...and the 4 heros were ready to kiill some BITCHES...
They plummeted through the defense and entered the castle. They made it to Styx's room Styx said not to free him. If they did something terrible would happen. They freed him anyway and.
The Colosus Of Death was awakened....the colosus was meant to wake up when styx was released from his chains...The colosus PTWND half of the METALEGION army....and then...THOR arrived with his flying Eagles...and pwnd the colosus by taking a **** on his eyes... Styx released from the EMO chainset...raned awway from the EMO tower .....the emo tower colapsed.. and the blowjobing emo eye dissapeared...The Day was saved...The guyssaid Good bye to MAB and BUCKETHEAD...and cheered at teh migthy OZZY...BUT...
Ozzy was fatality injured from the fight. He didn't want to be king anymore. He was too weak. He asked our group, who would rule his land in Ozbournia. As it needs its defender
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and..then....the middle METAL earth was divided between BYD and IMENDIA...and metal ruled the migthy land of middle METAL earth....and so it was ruled for 500 generations..and styx was the drunkest dood on the earth...BYD and Imendia Bringed death tho teh EMOS and the EMO lord THE CURE VOCALIS or whatever his name is...

***THE END***
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:59 am

Story written by me and Imendia
First one to think of a good name gets a star

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:59 am

Lolz.... YEAH...
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:56 am

"End of All Emos"
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:56 am

HeaLr505 wrote:
"End of All Emos"

Already tho of that...But Thx for triying lolx...
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:56 am

we need an epic name... Not too long Noot to short.
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:57 am

hmm... That's tough
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:58 am

WOOT! 400 POSTS!
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:58 am

HeaLr505 wrote:
WOOT! 400 POSTS!


CONGRATZ MAN!!!

KEEP UP...
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:08 am

Lol Smile
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:10 pm

Congrats!
Here is our title

"Don't be a menace to metalheads while playing bad music because if you do we will gather an army and destroy your village. On the other hand bring it on because we like the challenge. Revenge of the Metalheads"

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:18 pm

A little long, but OK.
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:44 pm

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Congrats!
Here is our title

"Don't be a menace to metalheads while playing bad music because if you do we will gather an army and destroy your village. On the other hand bring it on because we like the challenge. Revenge of the Metalheads"


Too short man...
what about

"One day Imendia was walking down the street.
He heard loud music so he followed the sound.
It was coming from this old house.
He stopped infront of the house and...Tooked off his Giant Knive...Opened the door and was sick to see an 30stmars concert and a lot of emos arround the stage
then he took his knife and..

Drank a mana potion and opened his spell menu.
He scrolled through and picked out Crawl Through Knives.
Imendia grabbed his knife and casted the spell.
The song played loud and brave.
All of a sudden everyone could only see a black screen then a red line cross diagonally not twice, THREE times.
They opened there eyes, Imendia stood in classic swordsmen position. He put his kinfe back in his pocket.
The emo's froze still. The second he left the door everyone fell. But as soon as he walked out of the house..
The 30 seconds to mars Vocalist was still alive and ranned towards imendia...He didnt saw him...he was
lost...but them Breakyoudown descended from the sky surrounded by golden guitars and diamond drumsets and...
While soaring in the sky BYD grabbed his guitar. Put a drumstick on the string, and pulled it back like a bow.
He shot it and it caught on fire because of the speed. 30 second...Vocalist grabbed Imendia's shoulder.
Imendia turned around and saw a drumstick sticking out of 30's forehead and Imendia casually stepped aside letting him fall.
BYD and all his instruments landed in a heap beside Imendia and..
Styx came running (Drunk as usual)..and took the drums...
and the 3 Metal Heros Started to Play "Kissing The Shwadows"...
while 30stm vocalist head was impaled in Imendias Guitar
.ByD SUmmoned the migthy power of Ares And Nailed The Epic SOlo...
and suddenly....A new challenger appears trying to break their combo!
The devil walks towards them and challenges them to a rock off. The heroes laugh and accpet.
The devil starts it off and plays Hangar 18 twice as fast as the original.
He laughs and barks for us to try and beat it. We talk over a song and deside to play Groan of the wind.
But the second we start playing demons come out from the ground and start to attack us......
They try to attack us...But when they approach to us the power of the wind tear appart the bodies of the demons...The power of Zeus Takes over Imendia and ByD and a lighting strikes from the sky and then it appears....Buckethead...
Our soloing was losing its strength until HE arrived. Buckethead withdrew his nunchucks and took on the whole crowd by himself giving us the thumbs up to play. He punches the ground sending many demons flying across the field. Buckethead was overwhelmed then thrown to the ground. Then. He removed his mask and the skies darkened. He raised his fist and..
A migthy Runic Guitar Falled from Heaven on to his hand
He Starts to Play "JORDAN"..and the gates of hell Crumble and fall
All the suffering souls are released from his etheral pain and misery
When the battle is about to end Imendia is deadly injured and then...
Buckethead walks toward him and hands him his mask. Imendia puts it on slowly and Buckethead starts doing endless hammerons from Nottingham lace and fire a beam straight at the devil sending him across the planet. Imendia takes the mask off and
Stands up, his injuries suddenly healed...
He Takes his guitar while bucket head Ascends up to the sky
Handing his guitar on to ByD.
And then imendia and BdY starts to Play...
Fade to black by Metallica. Then they realize that Styx is nowhere in sight. They put there instruments down and begin to search. Then a man frantly runs towards them asking for help. He said
Holy shiit!! I steped on dog`s CRAP-
aww.*Cleans his shoe with the sidewalk*
And starts to explain....
"Styx was taken By satan on a las effort to destroy Metal..HE WANTED TO MAKE STYX A MAINSTREAM RAP BASTARD!!!"
Then 2 black horses merges from the grouns...2 metal horses...With spikes and Swords..
Then Imendia and BYD starts the epic Search for STYX...
The two heroes bravely searched for there fellow staff member. Suddenly a gunshot was fired at one of the horses. The horse stumbled but was unharmed by it. BYD and Imendia saw the culprit. To there ultimate dismay, they saw who had tried to kill there animal companions...Buckethead was possessed
Bucket head once a mega hero was now possesed by the evil spirit of Herman Li..Herman triying to be a guitarrist Took over buckethead nunchucks and started to make the funky robot dance...and the sky opened and the black BALRGO emerged from the black clouds with a colosal thirst for blood and metal..Imendia imediately tooked his huge knive and stabbed buckethead on the chets...letting herman li spirit away but hurting Buckethead ...
But out of nowhere MAB appears from the ground and protect the 2 gitar players with his double guitar Solo..and that way bucket head is healed and joins MaB..
The four of them soloed for 3 hours straight.
Now all four men ready searched for Styx. Buckethead led the way
The other 3 men were ready to die for him at any moment.
Everyone of them
Ready to die..
While walking into the destroyed gates ov hell the 4 dudes encountered styx beer glass broken in the ground...MAB soloed Crazy train and then...
A dark cloaked man appeared and smiled. He said "I'm surprised to made it this far. If you wish to find Styx, you need to solve a riddle." He asks, the hardest riddle they have ever heard. The crew thinks about it, and desides to fight the stranger instead. But the problem is they can't see the figures face. But he is a large figure
MAB instantly combines his double guitar with Buckethead nunchucks and throws it like a boomerang slashing the black large figure in two...
It was a trap! The ground crumbles beneath there feet and they fall into a pit
when they`re on the black dark pit they light on some magic weed cigarretes that ligths up the whole underground city and buckethead whispers "The rusns of Moria!!"...
They approach a door. It says in elfish to Speak friend and Enter
What could this mean?
Suddendly Imendia smash da door with a mace and says "fuck this riddle lets get going..."
The sound echoed louded along the mines. Goblins and maybe even a troll were bound to come. They ran into a room and slammed the door shut.
They are now in the TOMB OF DIMEBAG...king of moria...goblins strumble the door and shoots flaming arrows on it and it was there when BYD discovered an anciento book...with this inscrption...
"They took over the chapel and the coutyard even the bar was taken...They crumble in the dark...they are coming...they are evil...they are coming...those mother----------"
The goblins breached the door and started attacking the heroes. BYD ducked under an attack and followed up with 3 swift stabs to the stomach. Imendia clenched his fist as hard as he could and slammed it cracking goblins skulls. Mab swung his 4 headed guitar all around and behind him decapitating any near him. Bucketheads eyes glew a bright red as his numchukes thudded against his victims. The heroes were doing well. Then a second wave of goblins rushed in, followed by a giant troll.
mendia took his guitar and soloed ONE....the strumble of the strings were so strong ...the giant troll`s head Exploded and the rest of the goblins became Dust...when the heros left DIMEBAG`s MAUSOLEUM....and walked thru the city of Moria...a fire demon emerged in the far side of the city...BYD shouted..."Balrog."...Imendia Asked WTF IS THAT some kind of drummer?
"NO".shouted ByD..."AN ancient triple guitarrist Demon...From the 2nd age...RUN BITCHES RUN"
and the 4 dudes started to run...
There was a long bridge. The heroes ran across. But Buckethead stayed on the bridge telling us to run. The balrog lifted his axe and brought it down and Buckethead struggled but blocked it. Buckethead then raised his fist. Glowing, red. He Leaped 15 feet into the air and slammed the bridge crumbling it. The demon fell into the pit. Buckethead held onto the ledge. THe 3 heroes ran to his aid. But he was weakened and couldn't hold on long enough. Buckethead had fallen into the pit aswell. Heartstruck the heroes continued there journey
...when the heroes reached the surface trough the BLACK STAIRS...they encountered the city of OZZBOURNIA prepared to fite against the evil EMO armies...the king of OZZBOURNIA Ozzy ozbourne was mad at the cure vocalist cuz he turned his son into a gay emo...with both armies facing on the giant gates of OZZBOURNIA...and styx as a hostage... the heroes needed to defeat the army of HOMOEMOS...once again...
The 3 heroes joined the Ozzyborunians in there fight against the emo's and charged into battle. It was a tough battle. The emo's liked pain. These fuckers were prepared to fight. Byd grabbed a emo's neck and twisted. Imendia grabbed the collar of an emo and pulled it down, thrusting he knee into the emo's face. Ozzy was relentless in battle, but he is old. And too many were concentrating on him. We need to help him.
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Then in the sky...Nazgulz appeared...the dark emo flying serveants attacked ozzy...and pushed ozzy into the ground...then the nazgul was ready to devour ozzy....but Imendia and BYD steped in front of the nazgul--the dark and strongest of the nazguls went off the dragon and took his mighty mace and crushed imendia`s Guitar...knocking him on to the ground. ByD tryed to stab the dark nazgul but he was beated with the mighty shield..
All hopes were lost for Ozzy...But out of nowhere..BUCKETHEAD APPEARS IN THE HORIZON...
WITH A LEGION OF METAL LEGENDS AND METAL GODS... at his rigth Healr505 and on the left ChevelleOwner...Buckethead shouted "THIS WILL BE THE RED DAY......DEAAAAAAAAATH"
and the legion compained him shouting "DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH"
Buckethead Soloed Downfall...and screamed.."CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE"

the MetaLegion raned towards the Emo army of Gayness...and Buckethead with his funky robot style dancing moves Avoided the dark nazgul mace and the dark nazgul said "NO LIVING MAN CAN KILL ME" bucket head tooked off the bucked and told him

"BITCH!!!! IM NOT A MAN I AM BUCKETHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"


he stucked his nunchuck on to his face and destroyed the dark nazgul lord...

Buckethead crossed his arms and walked directly into battle. Using his bare hands, punching right through the emo's. Chevelle and Healer both slashing every emo in sight. BYD and Imendia ran through the field with new hopes of victory. Stabbing in throats. Ozzy slowly got up and charged back into battle knocking everyone aside. The army of metal just recieved a big moral boost. Kerry King arrived. Completely ripping anyone in sight apart. Then the gates of moria opened. And this time the real army was on its way. The army of darkness and those possessed, led by Styx
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the rest of the METALEGION army ride towards the gates of EmoHOMOLAND...while the army of moria regrouped inside the walls of EMOHomoLAND...then it was set
THE FINAL BATTLE was about to start..and styx was the priority...
Inside the Castle of TheCURE...Styx was forced to listen to some 30secs to mars and some BFMV music...He was in a horrifiying Suffering...When the doors were opened the las emo reinforcement charged towards the METALEGIOn army...and the 4 heros were ready to kiill some BITCHES...
They plummeted through the defense and entered the castle. They made it to Styx's room Styx said not to free him. If they did something terrible would happen. They freed him anyway and.
The Colosus Of Death was awakened....the colosus was meant to wake up when styx was released from his chains...The colosus PTWND half of the METALEGION army....and then...THOR arrived with his flying Eagles...and pwnd the colosus by taking a **** on his eyes... Styx released from the EMO chainset...raned awway from the EMO tower .....the emo tower colapsed.. and the blowjobing emo eye dissapeared...The Day was saved...The guyssaid Good bye to MAB and BUCKETHEAD...and cheered at teh migthy OZZY...BUT...
Ozzy was fatality injured from the fight. He didn't want to be king anymore. He was too weak. He asked our group, who would rule his land in Ozbournia. As it needs its defender
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and..then....the middle METAL earth was divided between BYD and IMENDIA...and metal ruled the migthy land of middle METAL earth....and so it was ruled for 500 generations..and styx was the drunkest dood on the earth...BYD and Imendia Bringed death tho teh EMOS and the EMO lord THE CURE VOCALIS or whatever his name is. PART 1"


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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:23 pm

Dude its too short, nobody will remember it
It should be
"One day Imendia was walking down the street.
He heard loud music so he followed the sound.
It was coming from this old house.
He stopped infront of the house and...Tooked off his Giant Knive...Opened the door and was sick to see an 30stmars concert and a lot of emos arround the stage
then he took his knife and the two towers"

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:45 pm

ahahaha nah it should be
"One day Imendia was walking down the street.
He heard loud music so he followed the sound.
It was coming from this old house.
He stopped infront of the house and...Tooked off his Giant Knive...Opened the door and was sick to see an 30stmars concert and a lot of emos arround the stage
then he took his knife and..

Drank a mana potion and opened his spell menu.
He scrolled through and picked out Crawl Through Knives.
Imendia grabbed his knife and casted the spell.
The song played loud and brave.
All of a sudden everyone could only see a black screen then a red line cross diagonally not twice, THREE times.
They opened there eyes, Imendia stood in classic swordsmen position. He put his kinfe back in his pocket.
The emo's froze still. The second he left the door everyone fell. But as soon as he walked out of the house..
The 30 seconds to mars Vocalist was still alive and ranned towards imendia...He didnt saw him...he was
lost...but them Breakyoudown descended from the sky surrounded by golden guitars and diamond drumsets and...
While soaring in the sky BYD grabbed his guitar. Put a drumstick on the string, and pulled it back like a bow.
He shot it and it caught on fire because of the speed. 30 second...Vocalist grabbed Imendia's shoulder.
Imendia turned around and saw a drumstick sticking out of 30's forehead and Imendia casually stepped aside letting him fall.
BYD and all his instruments landed in a heap beside Imendia and..
Styx came running (Drunk as usual)..and took the drums...
and the 3 Metal Heros Started to Play "Kissing The Shwadows"...
while 30stm vocalist head was impaled in Imendias Guitar
.ByD SUmmoned the migthy power of Ares And Nailed The Epic SOlo...
and suddenly....A new challenger appears trying to break their combo!
The devil walks towards them and challenges them to a rock off. The heroes laugh and accpet.
The devil starts it off and plays Hangar 18 twice as fast as the original.
He laughs and barks for us to try and beat it. We talk over a song and deside to play Groan of the wind.
But the second we start playing demons come out from the ground and start to attack us......
They try to attack us...But when they approach to us the power of the wind tear appart the bodies of the demons...The power of Zeus Takes over Imendia and ByD and a lighting strikes from the sky and then it appears....Buckethead...
Our soloing was losing its strength until HE arrived. Buckethead withdrew his nunchucks and took on the whole crowd by himself giving us the thumbs up to play. He punches the ground sending many demons flying across the field. Buckethead was overwhelmed then thrown to the ground. Then. He removed his mask and the skies darkened. He raised his fist and..
A migthy Runic Guitar Falled from Heaven on to his hand
He Starts to Play "JORDAN"..and the gates of hell Crumble and fall
All the suffering souls are released from his etheral pain and misery
When the battle is about to end Imendia is deadly injured and then...
Buckethead walks toward him and hands him his mask. Imendia puts it on slowly and Buckethead starts doing endless hammerons from Nottingham lace and fire a beam straight at the devil sending him across the planet. Imendia takes the mask off and
Stands up, his injuries suddenly healed...
He Takes his guitar while bucket head Ascends up to the sky
Handing his guitar on to ByD.
And then imendia and BdY starts to Play...
Fade to black by Metallica. Then they realize that Styx is nowhere in sight. They put there instruments down and begin to search. Then a man frantly runs towards them asking for help. He said
Holy shiit!! I steped on dog`s CRAP-
aww.*Cleans his shoe with the sidewalk*
And starts to explain....
"Styx was taken By satan on a las effort to destroy Metal..HE WANTED TO MAKE STYX A MAINSTREAM RAP BASTARD!!!"
Then 2 black horses merges from the grouns...2 metal horses...With spikes and Swords..
Then Imendia and BYD starts the epic Search for STYX...
The two heroes bravely searched for there fellow staff member. Suddenly a gunshot was fired at one of the horses. The horse stumbled but was unharmed by it. BYD and Imendia saw the culprit. To there ultimate dismay, they saw who had tried to kill there animal companions...Buckethead was possessed
Bucket head once a mega hero was now possesed by the evil spirit of Herman Li..Herman triying to be a guitarrist Took over buckethead nunchucks and started to make the funky robot dance...and the sky opened and the black BALRGO emerged from the black clouds with a colosal thirst for blood and metal..Imendia imediately tooked his huge knive and stabbed buckethead on the chets...letting herman li spirit away but hurting Buckethead ...
But out of nowhere MAB appears from the ground and protect the 2 gitar players with his double guitar Solo..and that way bucket head is healed and joins MaB..
The four of them soloed for 3 hours straight.
Now all four men ready searched for Styx. Buckethead led the way
The other 3 men were ready to die for him at any moment.
Everyone of them
Ready to die..
While walking into the destroyed gates ov hell the 4 dudes encountered styx beer glass broken in the ground...MAB soloed Crazy train and then...
A dark cloaked man appeared and smiled. He said "I'm surprised to made it this far. If you wish to find Styx, you need to solve a riddle." He asks, the hardest riddle they have ever heard. The crew thinks about it, and desides to fight the stranger instead. But the problem is they can't see the figures face. But he is a large figure
MAB instantly combines his double guitar with Buckethead nunchucks and throws it like a boomerang slashing the black large figure in two...
It was a trap! The ground crumbles beneath there feet and they fall into a pit
when they`re on the black dark pit they light on some magic weed cigarretes that ligths up the whole underground city and buckethead whispers "The rusns of Moria!!"...
They approach a door. It says in elfish to Speak friend and Enter
What could this mean?
Suddendly Imendia smash da door with a mace and says "fuck this riddle lets get going..."
The sound echoed louded along the mines. Goblins and maybe even a troll were bound to come. They ran into a room and slammed the door shut.
They are now in the TOMB OF DIMEBAG...king of moria...goblins strumble the door and shoots flaming arrows on it and it was there when BYD discovered an anciento book...with this inscrption...
"They took over the chapel and the coutyard even the bar was taken...They crumble in the dark...they are coming...they are evil...they are coming...those mother----------"
The goblins breached the door and started attacking the heroes. BYD ducked under an attack and followed up with 3 swift stabs to the stomach. Imendia clenched his fist as hard as he could and slammed it cracking goblins skulls. Mab swung his 4 headed guitar all around and behind him decapitating any near him. Bucketheads eyes glew a bright red as his numchukes thudded against his victims. The heroes were doing well. Then a second wave of goblins rushed in, followed by a giant troll.
mendia took his guitar and soloed ONE....the strumble of the strings were so strong ...the giant troll`s head Exploded and the rest of the goblins became Dust...when the heros left DIMEBAG`s MAUSOLEUM....and walked thru the city of Moria...a fire demon emerged in the far side of the city...BYD shouted..."Balrog."...Imendia Asked WTF IS THAT some kind of drummer?
"NO".shouted ByD..."AN ancient triple guitarrist Demon...From the 2nd age...RUN BITCHES RUN"
and the 4 dudes started to run...
There was a long bridge. The heroes ran across. But Buckethead stayed on the bridge telling us to run. The balrog lifted his axe and brought it down and Buckethead struggled but blocked it. Buckethead then raised his fist. Glowing, red. He Leaped 15 feet into the air and slammed the bridge crumbling it. The demon fell into the pit. Buckethead held onto the ledge. THe 3 heroes ran to his aid. But he was weakened and couldn't hold on long enough. Buckethead had fallen into the pit aswell. Heartstruck the heroes continued there journey
...when the heroes reached the surface trough the BLACK STAIRS...they encountered the city of OZZBOURNIA prepared to fite against the evil EMO armies...the king of OZZBOURNIA Ozzy ozbourne was mad at the cure vocalist cuz he turned his son into a gay emo...with both armies facing on the giant gates of OZZBOURNIA...and styx as a hostage... the heroes needed to defeat the army of HOMOEMOS...once again...
The 3 heroes joined the Ozzyborunians in there fight against the emo's and charged into battle. It was a tough battle. The emo's liked pain. These fuckers were prepared to fight. Byd grabbed a emo's neck and twisted. Imendia grabbed the collar of an emo and pulled it down, thrusting he knee into the emo's face. Ozzy was relentless in battle, but he is old. And too many were concentrating on him. We need to help him.
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Then in the sky...Nazgulz appeared...the dark emo flying serveants attacked ozzy...and pushed ozzy into the ground...then the nazgul was ready to devour ozzy....but Imendia and BYD steped in front of the nazgul--the dark and strongest of the nazguls went off the dragon and took his mighty mace and crushed imendia`s Guitar...knocking him on to the ground. ByD tryed to stab the dark nazgul but he was beated with the mighty shield..
All hopes were lost for Ozzy...But out of nowhere..BUCKETHEAD APPEARS IN THE HORIZON...
WITH A LEGION OF METAL LEGENDS AND METAL GODS... at his rigth Healr505 and on the left ChevelleOwner...Buckethead shouted "THIS WILL BE THE RED DAY......DEAAAAAAAAATH"
and the legion compained him shouting "DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH"
Buckethead Soloed Downfall...and screamed.."CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE"

the MetaLegion raned towards the Emo army of Gayness...and Buckethead with his funky robot style dancing moves Avoided the dark nazgul mace and the dark nazgul said "NO LIVING MAN CAN KILL ME" bucket head tooked off the bucked and told him

"BITCH!!!! IM NOT A MAN I AM BUCKETHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"


he stucked his nunchuck on to his face and destroyed the dark nazgul lord...

Buckethead crossed his arms and walked directly into battle. Using his bare hands, punching right through the emo's. Chevelle and Healer both slashing every emo in sight. BYD and Imendia ran through the field with new hopes of victory. Stabbing in throats. Ozzy slowly got up and charged back into battle knocking everyone aside. The army of metal just recieved a big moral boost. Kerry King arrived. Completely ripping anyone in sight apart. Then the gates of moria opened. And this time the real army was on its way. The army of darkness and those possessed, led by Styx
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the rest of the METALEGION army ride towards the gates of EmoHOMOLAND...while the army of moria regrouped inside the walls of EMOHomoLAND...then it was set
THE FINAL BATTLE was about to start..and styx was the priority...
Inside the Castle of TheCURE...Styx was forced to listen to some 30secs to mars and some BFMV music...He was in a horrifiying Suffering...When the doors were opened the las emo reinforcement charged towards the METALEGIOn army...and the 4 heros were ready to kiill some BITCHES...
They plummeted through the defense and entered the castle. They made it to Styx's room Styx said not to free him. If they did something terrible would happen. They freed him anyway and.
The Colosus Of Death was awakened....the colosus was meant to wake up when styx was released from his chains...The colosus PTWND half of the METALEGION army....and then...THOR arrived with his flying Eagles...and pwnd the colosus by taking a **** on his eyes... Styx released from the EMO chainset...raned awway from the EMO tower .....the emo tower colapsed.. and the blowjobing emo eye dissapeared...The Day was saved...The guyssaid Good bye to MAB and BUCKETHEAD...and cheered at teh migthy OZZY...BUT...
Ozzy was fatality injured from the fight. He didn't want to be king anymore. He was too weak. He asked our group, who would rule his land in Ozbournia. As it needs its defender
_______________
and..then....the middle METAL earth was divided between BYD and IMENDIA...and metal ruled the migthy land of middle METAL earth....and so it was ruled for 500 generations..and styx was the drunkest dood on the earth...BYD and Imendia Bringed death tho teh EMOS and the EMO lord THE CURE VOCALIS or whatever his name is...
Until one day There are different terms for monologues in plays. Although they are often used synonymously, they serve to distinguish monologues with regard to the addressee.

If a speech is addressed to another person or group of people, it is called a Monologue.
If a speech is addressed to the speaker himself, it is called a Soliloquy.
Playwrights such as Shakespeare and Goethe used the soliloquy to great effect in order to reveal their characters' personal thoughts, emotions, and motives without resorting to third-person narration. Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech may well be the most famous soliloquy. There is a dramatic convention that soliloquies, like "asides" to the audience, cannot necessarily be heard or noticed by the other characters, even if they are clearly delivered within earshot.

Monologues can also be distinguished with regard to their frame of reference. A speech addressed to a character or a group of characters within the play (including the speaker himself) is called an interior monologue. A speech addressed to the audience is called an exterior monologue. Sometimes a speech addressed to an absent character is also called an exterior monologue. The 'interior monologue' in drama must not be confused with the narrative device of the same name which often occurs in modernist prose fiction
A rant (also called harangue or declamation) is a monologue that does not present a well-researched and calm argument; rather, it is typically an attack on an idea, a person or an institution, and very often lacks proven claims.

Some rants are used not to attack something, but to defend an individual, idea or organization. Rants of this type generally occur after the subject has been attacked by another individual or group.

Rants are used often in situations requiring monologue. Comedians, such as Lewis Black or Rick Mercer, use rants as a way to get their message or punch-line across to the listening audience.

A rant can be used to flame members of an email group or electronic mailing list that are failing reach consensus on an issue."

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:55 pm

Lmao dude lets erase all this this is getting BIGGER!
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:03 pm

rofl wait, let others lawl first

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:07 pm

uhmm OK Ill repost it!!! LMAO!!!


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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:10 pm

SO many ****ing words in this thread haha

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:11 pm

HAHAHAH ya it has like 5 replies and we are in the 2nd page already
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:15 pm

ahahahaha
I love it

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:19 am

For me the scroll bar is like a millimeter long on that page HA!
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:07 pm

Lolz mine its like 2 Centimeters LMAO!
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:35 am

Wait but that would be better..?
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:58 am

Millimeter would be smaller so my browser must be smaller
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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:58 am

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:57 am

*Bump*

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:16 am

Oh damn yo
2008 aha

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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:45 am

That was a crazy story. My friend and I have been wanting to watch LotR for a while now but haven't gotten around to it lol. Damn the most epic part was when BucketHead took off his mask to kill the dark demon lord dude. The most badass part was where Kerry King came out of no where and, I assume, turned the the turned tables upside down...so to speak. Oh, and I love how this whole thing started with IB just hearing some faint music coming from some random house.

Title: "One day Imendia was walking down the street.
He heard loud music so he followed the sound.
It was coming from this old house.
He stopped infront of the house and...Tooked off his Giant Knive...Opened the door and was sick to see an 30stmars concert and a lot of emos arround the stage
then he took his knife and..

Drank a mana potion and opened his spell menu.
He scrolled through and picked out Crawl Through Knives.
Imendia grabbed his knife and casted the spell.
The song played loud and brave.
All of a sudden everyone could only see a black screen then a red line cross diagonally not twice, THREE times.
They opened there eyes, Imendia stood in classic swordsmen position. He put his kinfe back in his pocket.
The emo's froze still. The second he left the door everyone fell. But as soon as he walked out of the house..
The 30 seconds to mars Vocalist was still alive and ranned towards imendia...He didnt saw him...he was
lost...but them Breakyoudown descended from the sky surrounded by golden guitars and diamond drumsets and...
While soaring in the sky BYD grabbed his guitar. Put a drumstick on the string, and pulled it back like a bow.
He shot it and it caught on fire because of the speed. 30 second...Vocalist grabbed Imendia's shoulder.
Imendia turned around and saw a drumstick sticking out of 30's forehead and Imendia casually stepped aside letting him fall.
BYD and all his instruments landed in a heap beside Imendia and..
Styx came running (Drunk as usual)..and took the drums...
and the 3 Metal Heros Started to Play "Kissing The Shwadows"...
while 30stm vocalist head was impaled in Imendias Guitar
.ByD SUmmoned the migthy power of Ares And Nailed The Epic SOlo...
and suddenly....A new challenger appears trying to break their combo!
The devil walks towards them and challenges them to a rock off. The heroes laugh and accpet.
The devil starts it off and plays Hangar 18 twice as fast as the original.
He laughs and barks for us to try and beat it. We talk over a song and deside to play Groan of the wind.
But the second we start playing demons come out from the ground and start to attack us......
They try to attack us...But when they approach to us the power of the wind tear appart the bodies of the demons...The power of Zeus Takes over Imendia and ByD and a lighting strikes from the sky and then it appears....Buckethead...
Our soloing was losing its strength until HE arrived. Buckethead withdrew his nunchucks and took on the whole crowd by himself giving us the thumbs up to play. He punches the ground sending many demons flying across the field. Buckethead was overwhelmed then thrown to the ground. Then. He removed his mask and the skies darkened. He raised his fist and..
A migthy Runic Guitar Falled from Heaven on to his hand
He Starts to Play "JORDAN"..and the gates of hell Crumble and fall
All the suffering souls are released from his etheral pain and misery
When the battle is about to end Imendia is deadly injured and then...
Buckethead walks toward him and hands him his mask. Imendia puts it on slowly and Buckethead starts doing endless hammerons from Nottingham lace and fire a beam straight at the devil sending him across the planet. Imendia takes the mask off and
Stands up, his injuries suddenly healed...
He Takes his guitar while bucket head Ascends up to the sky
Handing his guitar on to ByD.
And then imendia and BdY starts to Play...
Fade to black by Metallica. Then they realize that Styx is nowhere in sight. They put there instruments down and begin to search. Then a man frantly runs towards them asking for help. He said
Holy shiit!! I steped on dog`s CRAP-
aww.*Cleans his shoe with the sidewalk*
And starts to explain....
"Styx was taken By satan on a las effort to destroy Metal..HE WANTED TO MAKE STYX A MAINSTREAM RAP BASTARD!!!"
Then 2 black horses merges from the grouns...2 metal horses...With spikes and Swords..
Then Imendia and BYD starts the epic Search for STYX...
The two heroes bravely searched for there fellow staff member. Suddenly a gunshot was fired at one of the horses. The horse stumbled but was unharmed by it. BYD and Imendia saw the culprit. To there ultimate dismay, they saw who had tried to kill there animal companions...Buckethead was possessed
Bucket head once a mega hero was now possesed by the evil spirit of Herman Li..Herman triying to be a guitarrist Took over buckethead nunchucks and started to make the funky robot dance...and the sky opened and the black BALRGO emerged from the black clouds with a colosal thirst for blood and metal..Imendia imediately tooked his huge knive and stabbed buckethead on the chets...letting herman li spirit away but hurting Buckethead ...
But out of nowhere MAB appears from the ground and protect the 2 gitar players with his double guitar Solo..and that way bucket head is healed and joins MaB..
The four of them soloed for 3 hours straight.
Now all four men ready searched for Styx. Buckethead led the way
The other 3 men were ready to die for him at any moment.
Everyone of them
Ready to die..
While walking into the destroyed gates ov hell the 4 dudes encountered styx beer glass broken in the ground...MAB soloed Crazy train and then...
A dark cloaked man appeared and smiled. He said "I'm surprised to made it this far. If you wish to find Styx, you need to solve a riddle." He asks, the hardest riddle they have ever heard. The crew thinks about it, and desides to fight the stranger instead. But the problem is they can't see the figures face. But he is a large figure
MAB instantly combines his double guitar with Buckethead nunchucks and throws it like a boomerang slashing the black large figure in two...
It was a trap! The ground crumbles beneath there feet and they fall into a pit
when they`re on the black dark pit they light on some magic weed cigarretes that ligths up the whole underground city and buckethead whispers "The rusns of Moria!!"...
They approach a door. It says in elfish to Speak friend and Enter
What could this mean?
Suddendly Imendia smash da door with a mace and says "fuck this riddle lets get going..."
The sound echoed louded along the mines. Goblins and maybe even a troll were bound to come. They ran into a room and slammed the door shut.
They are now in the TOMB OF DIMEBAG...king of moria...goblins strumble the door and shoots flaming arrows on it and it was there when BYD discovered an anciento book...with this inscrption...
"They took over the chapel and the coutyard even the bar was taken...They crumble in the dark...they are coming...they are evil...they are coming...those mother----------"
The goblins breached the door and started attacking the heroes. BYD ducked under an attack and followed up with 3 swift stabs to the stomach. Imendia clenched his fist as hard as he could and slammed it cracking goblins skulls. Mab swung his 4 headed guitar all around and behind him decapitating any near him. Bucketheads eyes glew a bright red as his numchukes thudded against his victims. The heroes were doing well. Then a second wave of goblins rushed in, followed by a giant troll.
mendia took his guitar and soloed ONE....the strumble of the strings were so strong ...the giant troll`s head Exploded and the rest of the goblins became Dust...when the heros left DIMEBAG`s MAUSOLEUM....and walked thru the city of Moria...a fire demon emerged in the far side of the city...BYD shouted..."Balrog."...Imendia Asked WTF IS THAT some kind of drummer?
"NO".shouted ByD..."AN ancient triple guitarrist Demon...From the 2nd age...RUN BITCHES RUN"
and the 4 dudes started to run...
There was a long bridge. The heroes ran across. But Buckethead stayed on the bridge telling us to run. The balrog lifted his axe and brought it down and Buckethead struggled but blocked it. Buckethead then raised his fist. Glowing, red. He Leaped 15 feet into the air and slammed the bridge crumbling it. The demon fell into the pit. Buckethead held onto the ledge. THe 3 heroes ran to his aid. But he was weakened and couldn't hold on long enough. Buckethead had fallen into the pit aswell. Heartstruck the heroes continued there journey
...when the heroes reached the surface trough the BLACK STAIRS...they encountered the city of OZZBOURNIA prepared to fite against the evil EMO armies...the king of OZZBOURNIA Ozzy ozbourne was mad at the cure vocalist cuz he turned his son into a gay emo...with both armies facing on the giant gates of OZZBOURNIA...and styx as a hostage... the heroes needed to defeat the army of HOMOEMOS...once again...
The 3 heroes joined the Ozzyborunians in there fight against the emo's and charged into battle. It was a tough battle. The emo's liked pain. These fuckers were prepared to fight. Byd grabbed a emo's neck and twisted. Imendia grabbed the collar of an emo and pulled it down, thrusting he knee into the emo's face. Ozzy was relentless in battle, but he is old. And too many were concentrating on him. We need to help him.
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Then in the sky...Nazgulz appeared...the dark emo flying serveants attacked ozzy...and pushed ozzy into the ground...then the nazgul was ready to devour ozzy....but Imendia and BYD steped in front of the nazgul--the dark and strongest of the nazguls went off the dragon and took his mighty mace and crushed imendia`s Guitar...knocking him on to the ground. ByD tryed to stab the dark nazgul but he was beated with the mighty shield..
All hopes were lost for Ozzy...But out of nowhere..BUCKETHEAD APPEARS IN THE HORIZON...
WITH A LEGION OF METAL LEGENDS AND METAL GODS... at his rigth Healr505 and on the left ChevelleOwner...Buckethead shouted "THIS WILL BE THE RED DAY......DEAAAAAAAAATH"
and the legion compained him shouting "DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH"
Buckethead Soloed Downfall...and screamed.."CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE"

the MetaLegion raned towards the Emo army of Gayness...and Buckethead with his funky robot style dancing moves Avoided the dark nazgul mace and the dark nazgul said "NO LIVING MAN CAN KILL ME" bucket head tooked off the bucked and told him

"BITCH!!!! IM NOT A MAN I AM BUCKETHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"


he stucked his nunchuck on to his face and destroyed the dark nazgul lord...

Buckethead crossed his arms and walked directly into battle. Using his bare hands, punching right through the emo's. Chevelle and Healer both slashing every emo in sight. BYD and Imendia ran through the field with new hopes of victory. Stabbing in throats. Ozzy slowly got up and charged back into battle knocking everyone aside. The army of metal just recieved a big moral boost. Kerry King arrived. Completely ripping anyone in sight apart. Then the gates of moria opened. And this time the real army was on its way. The army of darkness and those possessed, led by Styx
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the rest of the METALEGION army ride towards the gates of EmoHOMOLAND...while the army of moria regrouped inside the walls of EMOHomoLAND...then it was set
THE FINAL BATTLE was about to start..and styx was the priority...
Inside the Castle of TheCURE...Styx was forced to listen to some 30secs to mars and some BFMV music...He was in a horrifiying Suffering...When the doors were opened the las emo reinforcement charged towards the METALEGIOn army...and the 4 heros were ready to kiill some BITCHES...
They plummeted through the defense and entered the castle. They made it to Styx's room Styx said not to free him. If they did something terrible would happen. They freed him anyway and.
The Colosus Of Death was awakened....the colosus was meant to wake up when styx was released from his chains...The colosus PTWND half of the METALEGION army....and then...THOR arrived with his flying Eagles...and pwnd the colosus by taking a **** on his eyes... Styx released from the EMO chainset...raned awway from the EMO tower .....the emo tower colapsed.. and the blowjobing emo eye dissapeared...The Day was saved...The guyssaid Good bye to MAB and BUCKETHEAD...and cheered at teh migthy OZZY...BUT...
Ozzy was fatality injured from the fight. He didn't want to be king anymore. He was too weak. He asked our group, who would rule his land in Ozbournia. As it needs its defender
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and..then....the middle METAL earth was divided between BYD and IMENDIA...and metal ruled the migthy land of middle METAL earth....and so it was ruled for 500 generations..and styx was the drunkest dood on the earth...BYD and Imendia Bringed death tho teh EMOS and the EMO lord THE CURE VOCALIS or whatever his name is...
Until one day There are different terms for monologues in plays. Although they are often used synonymously, they serve to distinguish monologues with regard to the addressee.

If a speech is addressed to another person or group of people, it is called a Monologue.
If a speech is addressed to the speaker himself, it is called a Soliloquy.
Playwrights such as Shakespeare and Goethe used the soliloquy to great effect in order to reveal their characters' personal thoughts, emotions, and motives without resorting to third-person narration. Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech may well be the most famous soliloquy. There is a dramatic convention that soliloquies, like "asides" to the audience, cannot necessarily be heard or noticed by the other characters, even if they are clearly delivered within earshot.

Monologues can also be distinguished with regard to their frame of reference. A speech addressed to a character or a group of characters within the play (including the speaker himself) is called an interior monologue. A speech addressed to the audience is called an exterior monologue. Sometimes a speech addressed to an absent character is also called an exterior monologue. The 'interior monologue' in drama must not be confused with the narrative device of the same name which often occurs in modernist prose fiction
A rant (also called harangue or declamation) is a monologue that does not present a well-researched and calm argument; rather, it is typically an attack on an idea, a person or an institution, and very often lacks proven claims.

Some rants are used not to attack something, but to defend an individual, idea or organization. Rants of this type generally occur after the subject has been attacked by another individual or group.

Rants are used often in situations requiring monologue. Comedians, such as Lewis Black or Rick Mercer, use rants as a way to get their message or punch-line across to the listening audience.

A rant can be used to flame members of an email group or electronic mailing list that are failing reach consensus on an issue. 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PostSubject: Re: UNTITLED EPIC STORY   Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:34 pm

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"One day Imendia was walking down the street.
He heard loud music so he followed the sound.
It was coming from this old house.
He stopped infront of the house and...Tooked off his Giant Knive...Opened the door and was sick to see an 30stmars concert and a lot of emos arround the stage
then he took his knife and..

Drank a mana potion and opened his spell menu.
He scrolled through and picked out Crawl Through Knives.
Imendia grabbed his knife and casted the spell.
The song played loud and brave.
All of a sudden everyone could only see a black screen then a red line cross diagonally not twice, THREE times.
They opened there eyes, Imendia stood in classic swordsmen position. He put his kinfe back in his pocket.
The emo's froze still. The second he left the door everyone fell. But as soon as he walked out of the house..
The 30 seconds to mars Vocalist was still alive and ranned towards imendia...He didnt saw him...he was
lost...but them Breakyoudown descended from the sky surrounded by golden guitars and diamond drumsets and...
While soaring in the sky BYD grabbed his guitar. Put a drumstick on the string, and pulled it back like a bow.
He shot it and it caught on fire because of the speed. 30 second...Vocalist grabbed Imendia's shoulder.
Imendia turned around and saw a drumstick sticking out of 30's forehead and Imendia casually stepped aside letting him fall.
BYD and all his instruments landed in a heap beside Imendia and..
Styx came running (Drunk as usual)..and took the drums...
and the 3 Metal Heros Started to Play "Kissing The Shwadows"...
while 30stm vocalist head was impaled in Imendias Guitar
.ByD SUmmoned the migthy power of Ares And Nailed The Epic SOlo...
and suddenly....A new challenger appears trying to break their combo!
The devil walks towards them and challenges them to a rock off. The heroes laugh and accpet.
The devil starts it off and plays Hangar 18 twice as fast as the original.
He laughs and barks for us to try and beat it. We talk over a song and deside to play Groan of the wind.
But the second we start playing demons come out from the ground and start to attack us......
They try to attack us...But when they approach to us the power of the wind tear appart the bodies of the demons...The power of Zeus Takes over Imendia and ByD and a lighting strikes from the sky and then it appears....Buckethead...
Our soloing was losing its strength until HE arrived. Buckethead withdrew his nunchucks and took on the whole crowd by himself giving us the thumbs up to play. He punches the ground sending many demons flying across the field. Buckethead was overwhelmed then thrown to the ground. Then. He removed his mask and the skies darkened. He raised his fist and..
A migthy Runic Guitar Falled from Heaven on to his hand
He Starts to Play "JORDAN"..and the gates of hell Crumble and fall
All the suffering souls are released from his etheral pain and misery
When the battle is about to end Imendia is deadly injured and then...
Buckethead walks toward him and hands him his mask. Imendia puts it on slowly and Buckethead starts doing endless hammerons from Nottingham lace and fire a beam straight at the devil sending him across the planet. Imendia takes the mask off and
Stands up, his injuries suddenly healed...
He Takes his guitar while bucket head Ascends up to the sky
Handing his guitar on to ByD.
And then imendia and BdY starts to Play...
Fade to black by Metallica. Then they realize that Styx is nowhere in sight. They put there instruments down and begin to search. Then a man frantly runs towards them asking for help. He said
Holy shiit!! I steped on dog`s CRAP-
aww.*Cleans his shoe with the sidewalk*
And starts to explain....
"Styx was taken By satan on a las effort to destroy Metal..HE WANTED TO MAKE STYX A MAINSTREAM RAP BASTARD!!!"
Then 2 black horses merges from the grouns...2 metal horses...With spikes and Swords..
Then Imendia and BYD starts the epic Search for STYX...
The two heroes bravely searched for there fellow staff member. Suddenly a gunshot was fired at one of the horses. The horse stumbled but was unharmed by it. BYD and Imendia saw the culprit. To there ultimate dismay, they saw who had tried to kill there animal companions...Buckethead was possessed
Bucket head once a mega hero was now possesed by the evil spirit of Herman Li..Herman triying to be a guitarrist Took over buckethead nunchucks and started to make the funky robot dance...and the sky opened and the black BALRGO emerged from the black clouds with a colosal thirst for blood and metal..Imendia imediately tooked his huge knive and stabbed buckethead on the chets...letting herman li spirit away but hurting Buckethead ...
But out of nowhere MAB appears from the ground and protect the 2 gitar players with his double guitar Solo..and that way bucket head is healed and joins MaB..
The four of them soloed for 3 hours straight.
Now all four men ready searched for Styx. Buckethead led the way
The other 3 men were ready to die for him at any moment.
Everyone of them
Ready to die..
While walking into the destroyed gates ov hell the 4 dudes encountered styx beer glass broken in the ground...MAB soloed Crazy train and then...
A dark cloaked man appeared and smiled. He said "I'm surprised to made it this far. If you wish to find Styx, you need to solve a riddle." He asks, the hardest riddle they have ever heard. The crew thinks about it, and desides to fight the stranger instead. But the problem is they can't see the figures face. But he is a large figure
MAB instantly combines his double guitar with Buckethead nunchucks and throws it like a boomerang slashing the black large figure in two...
It was a trap! The ground crumbles beneath there feet and they fall into a pit
when they`re on the black dark pit they light on some magic weed cigarretes that ligths up the whole underground city and buckethead whispers "The rusns of Moria!!"...
They approach a door. It says in elfish to Speak friend and Enter
What could this mean?
Suddendly Imendia smash da door with a mace and says "fuck this riddle lets get going..."
The sound echoed louded along the mines. Goblins and maybe even a troll were bound to come. They ran into a room and slammed the door shut.
They are now in the TOMB OF DIMEBAG...king of moria...goblins strumble the door and shoots flaming arrows on it and it was there when BYD discovered an anciento book...with this inscrption...
"They took over the chapel and the coutyard even the bar was taken...They crumble in the dark...they are coming...they are evil...they are coming...those mother----------"
The goblins breached the door and started attacking the heroes. BYD ducked under an attack and followed up with 3 swift stabs to the stomach. Imendia clenched his fist as hard as he could and slammed it cracking goblins skulls. Mab swung his 4 headed guitar all around and behind him decapitating any near him. Bucketheads eyes glew a bright red as his numchukes thudded against his victims. The heroes were doing well. Then a second wave of goblins rushed in, followed by a giant troll.
mendia took his guitar and soloed ONE....the strumble of the strings were so strong ...the giant troll`s head Exploded and the rest of the goblins became Dust...when the heros left DIMEBAG`s MAUSOLEUM....and walked thru the city of Moria...a fire demon emerged in the far side of the city...BYD shouted..."Balrog."...Imendia Asked WTF IS THAT some kind of drummer?
"NO".shouted ByD..."AN ancient triple guitarrist Demon...From the 2nd age...RUN BITCHES RUN"
and the 4 dudes started to run...
There was a long bridge. The heroes ran across. But Buckethead stayed on the bridge telling us to run. The balrog lifted his axe and brought it down and Buckethead struggled but blocked it. Buckethead then raised his fist. Glowing, red. He Leaped 15 feet into the air and slammed the bridge crumbling it. The demon fell into the pit. Buckethead held onto the ledge. THe 3 heroes ran to his aid. But he was weakened and couldn't hold on long enough. Buckethead had fallen into the pit aswell. Heartstruck the heroes continued there journey
...when the heroes reached the surface trough the BLACK STAIRS...they encountered the city of OZZBOURNIA prepared to fite against the evil EMO armies...the king of OZZBOURNIA Ozzy ozbourne was mad at the cure vocalist cuz he turned his son into a gay emo...with both armies facing on the giant gates of OZZBOURNIA...and styx as a hostage... the heroes needed to defeat the army of HOMOEMOS...once again...
The 3 heroes joined the Ozzyborunians in there fight against the emo's and charged into battle. It was a tough battle. The emo's liked pain. These fuckers were prepared to fight. Byd grabbed a emo's neck and twisted. Imendia grabbed the collar of an emo and pulled it down, thrusting he knee into the emo's face. Ozzy was relentless in battle, but he is old. And too many were concentrating on him. We need to help him.
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Then in the sky...Nazgulz appeared...the dark emo flying serveants attacked ozzy...and pushed ozzy into the ground...then the nazgul was ready to devour ozzy....but Imendia and BYD steped in front of the nazgul--the dark and strongest of the nazguls went off the dragon and took his mighty mace and crushed imendia`s Guitar...knocking him on to the ground. ByD tryed to stab the dark nazgul but he was beated with the mighty shield..
All hopes were lost for Ozzy...But out of nowhere..BUCKETHEAD APPEARS IN THE HORIZON...
WITH A LEGION OF METAL LEGENDS AND METAL GODS... at his rigth Healr505 and on the left ChevelleOwner...Buckethead shouted "THIS WILL BE THE RED DAY......DEAAAAAAAAATH"
and the legion compained him shouting "DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH"
Buckethead Soloed Downfall...and screamed.."CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGEEEEEEEEE"

the MetaLegion raned towards the Emo army of Gayness...and Buckethead with his funky robot style dancing moves Avoided the dark nazgul mace and the dark nazgul said "NO LIVING MAN CAN KILL ME" bucket head tooked off the bucked and told him

"BITCH!!!! IM NOT A MAN I AM BUCKETHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"


he stucked his nunchuck on to his face and destroyed the dark nazgul lord...

Buckethead crossed his arms and walked directly into battle. Using his bare hands, punching right through the emo's. Chevelle and Healer both slashing every emo in sight. BYD and Imendia ran through the field with new hopes of victory. Stabbing in throats. Ozzy slowly got up and charged back into battle knocking everyone aside. The army of metal just recieved a big moral boost. Kerry King arrived. Completely ripping anyone in sight apart. Then the gates of moria opened. And this time the real army was on its way. The army of darkness and those possessed, led by Styx
_________________
the rest of the METALEGION army ride towards the gates of EmoHOMOLAND...while the army of moria regrouped inside the walls of EMOHomoLAND...then it was set
THE FINAL BATTLE was about to start..and styx was the priority...
Inside the Castle of TheCURE...Styx was forced to listen to some 30secs to mars and some BFMV music...He was in a horrifiying Suffering...When the doors were opened the las emo reinforcement charged towards the METALEGIOn army...and the 4 heros were ready to kiill some BITCHES...
They plummeted through the defense and entered the castle. They made it to Styx's room Styx said not to free him. If they did something terrible would happen. They freed him anyway and.
The Colosus Of Death was awakened....the colosus was meant to wake up when styx was released from his chains...The colosus PTWND half of the METALEGION army....and then...THOR arrived with his flying Eagles...and pwnd the colosus by taking a **** on his eyes... Styx released from the EMO chainset...raned awway from the EMO tower .....the emo tower colapsed.. and the blowjobing emo eye dissapeared...The Day was saved...The guyssaid Good bye to MAB and BUCKETHEAD...and cheered at teh migthy OZZY...BUT...
Ozzy was fatality injured from the fight. He didn't want to be king anymore. He was too weak. He asked our group, who would rule his land in Ozbournia. As it needs its defender
_______________
and..then....the middle METAL earth was divided between BYD and IMENDIA...and metal ruled the migthy land of middle METAL earth....and so it was ruled for 500 generations..and styx was the drunkest dood on the earth...BYD and Imendia Bringed death tho teh EMOS and the EMO lord THE CURE VOCALIS or whatever his name is...
Until one day There are different terms for monologues in plays. Although they are often used synonymously, they serve to distinguish monologues with regard to the addressee.

If a speech is addressed to another person or group of people, it is called a Monologue.
If a speech is addressed to the speaker himself, it is called a Soliloquy.
Playwrights such as Shakespeare and Goethe used the soliloquy to great effect in order to reveal their characters' personal thoughts, emotions, and motives without resorting to third-person narration. Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech may well be the most famous soliloquy. There is a dramatic convention that soliloquies, like "asides" to the audience, cannot necessarily be heard or noticed by the other characters, even if they are clearly delivered within earshot.

Monologues can also be distinguished with regard to their frame of reference. A speech addressed to a character or a group of characters within the play (including the speaker himself) is called an interior monologue. A speech addressed to the audience is called an exterior monologue. Sometimes a speech addressed to an absent character is also called an exterior monologue. The 'interior monologue' in drama must not be confused with the narrative device of the same name which often occurs in modernist prose fiction
A rant (also called harangue or declamation) is a monologue that does not present a well-researched and calm argument; rather, it is typically an attack on an idea, a person or an institution, and very often lacks proven claims.

Some rants are used not to attack something, but to defend an individual, idea or organization. Rants of this type generally occur after the subject has been attacked by another individual or group.

Rants are used often in situations requiring monologue. Comedians, such as Lewis Black or Rick Mercer, use rants as a way to get their message or punch-line across to the listening audience.

A rant can be used to flame members of an email group or electronic mailing list that are failing reach consensus on an issue. 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As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.

Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children's education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq to learn with. The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we'd bought, such as Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well. Our son Peter was most entranced by the device, and became quite a pro at surfing the net. When Peter began to spend whole days on the machine, I became concerned, but Carol advised me to calm down, and that it was only a passing phase. I was content to bow to her experience as a mother, until our youngest daughter, Cindy, charged into the living room one night to blurt out: "Peter is a computer hacker!"


As you can imagine, I was amazed. A computer hacker in my own house! I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.

After a few days of investigation, and some research into computer hacking, I confronted Peter with the evidence. I'm afraid to say, this was the only time I have ever been truly disappointed in one of my children. We raised them to be honest and to have integrity, and Peter betrayed the principles we tried to encourage in him, when he refused point blank to admit to his activities. His denials continued for hours, and in the end, I was left with no choice but to ban him from using the computer until he is old enough to be responsible for his actions.

After going through this ordeal with my own family, I was left pondering how I could best help others in similar situations. I'd gained a lot of knowledge over those few days regarding hackers. It's only right that I provide that information to other parents, in the hope that they will be able to tell if their children are being drawn into the world of hacking. Perhaps other parents will be able to steer their sons back onto the straight and narrow before extreme measures need to be employed.

To this end, I have decided to publish the top ten signs that your son is a hacker. I advise any parents to read this list carefully and if their son matches the profile, they should take action. A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking. I pride myself that I have never had to spank a child, and I hope this guide will help other parents to put a halt to their son's misbehaviour before a spanking becomes necessary.

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.

I would advise all parents to refuse this request. One of the reasons your son is interested in switching providers is to get away from AOL's child safety filter. This filter is vital to any parent who wants his son to enjoy the internet without the endangering him through exposure to "adult" content. It is best to stick with the protection AOL provides, rather than using a home-based solution. If your son is becoming a hacker, he will be able to circumvent any home-based measures with surprising ease, using information gleaned from various hacker sites.

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

4. Does your child read hacking manuals?

If you pay close attention to your son's reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.

There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.

If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child's possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure.

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

As a child enters the electronic world of hacking, he may become disaffected with the real world. He may lose the ability to control his actions, or judge the rightness or wrongness of a course of behaviour. This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. He may utter threats of violence of a real or electronic nature.

Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should "back off" and "stop smothering him." Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn't understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

10. Is your son struggling academically?

If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association. Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases. Also, the reduction in exercise may cause him to lose muscle mass, and even to start gaining weight. For the sake of your child's mental and physical health, you must put a stop to his hacking, and limit his computer time drastically.

I encourage all parents to read through this guide carefully. Your child's future may depend upon it. Hacking is an illegal and dangerous activity, that may land your child in prison, and tear your family apart. It cannot be taken too seriously.
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