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PostSubject: Awkward Rules   Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:45 pm

http://www.awkwardrules.net/page/4/
Brilliant site
The situation - you walk into a building and then politely hold the door open behind you, only to realize the person behind you is too far away. You’ve already made eye contact, and now you’re locked in and can’t just continue on your way. So now the other person has to be polite and do the ridiculous “jog” up to the door while you stand there like an idiot, waiting to help them with a simple task they learned to do easily as a child.

To avoid this awkward situation, I propose Awkward Rule #1:

When entering an establishment, it is prohibited to politely hold open the door after yourself if the person behind you is more than 10 feet away, with the following exceptions:

* extremely old people
* pregnant
* crutches
* handicapped
* Nelson Mandela (or equivalent)

If eye contact is made out of the 10 foot zone, give the person a short nod to acknowledge eye contact and then continue on your way

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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:25 pm

lol for the socially akward...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muGL99W6v6o

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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:10 pm

yeah great site. and i love the door rule. i hate wating for people that are too far away and then you seem like you are really needy to want to hold the door for them
but i really like it when people acknowledge your "good deed" it makes me feel better

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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:20 pm

Lol Social XP. I could use some of that. I have all kinds of social horror stories, all directly related to my being socially challenged.
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:51 pm

The walking slow thing is so true
I always speed then merge ahead

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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:02 am

make sure you use your signal

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:05 am

Use my signal?
*Waves peen*

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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:15 am

you dirty bastard. "IVE GOT YOUR SIGNAL FOR YE RIGHT HERE!!! *grabs crotch*

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:11 am

Lol nelson mandela LIKE?
thats a akward expample for afro-american ppl
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:47 am

no no, he meant like "free-er of the african countries status" big huge important type
Ghandi
Golda Meier (1st woman Prime minister of Israel)
Barak Obama
Abraham Lincoln

huge important world leaders.

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:48 am

Uhmm ok.
i tho he was refering to Black comunity...
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:59 am

no ha ha. referring to the awesome community lol

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Blink 182?
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:41 am

Well thats some good stuff there...
Prepare for the zombiepocalypse...
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:25 pm

lol I think I met that guy at a convention thing we have in Atlanta
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PostSubject: Re: Awkward Rules   Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:22 pm

convention?
of what?
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