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PostSubject: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:41 am

Woman Attacks Her Wife With ‘Turkey Baster’ Full of Sperm

Jennifer Lighten told police that her wife was “all liquored up” when she allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, and that Stephanie had been talking about trying to impregnate her for some time. According to the police report “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn’t want to get pregnant.” (According to police the ‘turkey baster’ was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip.)
That’s allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her.
Police then confiscated the weapon, plus a container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally was used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten’s brother, was the donor, according to officers.

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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:00 pm

WHAT THE ****?!
dud...dude...I...I....

Man this is....


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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:02 pm

ahaha surprise!
This is so so wrong

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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:13 pm

Its like

*****!!! WE HAVIN THAT BABY EVENIF YOU DONT COOPERATE!
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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:32 pm

if anyone gets invited for thanksgiving dinner...never ever take the turkey. ewwww

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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:33 pm

LOl the turkey may be the Pregneant one..
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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:07 pm

Where did I hear this from?
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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:29 pm

Me at lunchtime lol

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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:21 pm

lol I think Sxephil had this in one of his videos
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PostSubject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas   Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:28 pm

That's just gross... Atleast if she would've gotten pregnant she could've gotten an abortion
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