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PostSubject: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:33 pm

This is pure scam
The water tastes like medicine. The book claims that it prevents cancer, makes you more beautiful and athletic, and stops global warming because of the ions. First of all, its tastes HORRID. Second, what the ****? Its this weird looking box that has like 30 options just to pour water out of its ****ing spout. I just want to drink some ****ing water. It tastes so so bad. It doesn't quench your thirst. It made me feel sick just drinking it. I can't believe I have to live with this for the rest of the year. The manual wants me to even use it to bathe in. Seriously, screw you, its a tap, I just want to drink. I can't believe how bad this tastes. My cat's water bowl was tipped over with our old water. We filled it up with the new water and what did my cat do? It drank the puddles
I ****ing hate this ionic scam water

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:38 pm

thats bullshit.
I got that too in 7th grade wheni was taking some anti **** teraphy..
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:41 pm

ha ha.
i actually prefer the taste of tap water over bottled water. who's with me

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:41 pm

whats tap water?
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:44 pm

the stuff that comes from the sink. not a bottle or the stuff that you pay a service for. where you wash your hands....just stick a cup under it

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:45 pm

oh yeah..i rather drink that...
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:46 pm

Those bottle water taste like...Nothing...i personallylike the potasium flavor on my water
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:47 pm

see see?
well the best think i had was a bottle of water called Metro Mint. It was very lightly flavord with mint. take a gallon of water and then put like a teaspoon of mouthwash in it.

so good. sounds gross

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:50 pm

Flavored water.

thats a real win IMO
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:16 am

THe manual said not to drink any of its water within an hour of taking medicine. What the ****? How much cancer is in this water?

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:34 am

Tap water FTW!
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:54 pm

I love...coconut water...
YUMMM
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:55 pm

they probably dont want the "ions" fvcking with the real medicine you took

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:49 pm

When is water ever restricting? This is an autocracy
What if I have a headache and exclusively want water
I demand justice

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:04 pm

Yeah man there is no reasoning to it at all. It's purely marketing. It's purely made up. I wouldn't drink it at all if I were you. It may even cause harm. If it makes you feel bad then it's not good at all. Forget that ****.

Tap water for the win by the way.
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:09 pm

I miss my reverse osmosis water
My dad says this new system reduces acid or whatever
But the tap water is so chlorinated

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:25 pm

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ha ha.
i actually prefer the taste of tap water over bottled water. who's with me

If you get it from the city it's pretty good, but I get well water where I live (since i live in the middle of bum fukked Egypt) and it tastes like sh!t. Too much minerals and sh!t that make it taste like dirt
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:41 pm

I like well water alot actually ^_^ but I just use the filter on my fridge. But I've never turned down flavored, bottled, or tap water...ever as long as I have some ice!
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:08 pm

you dont live in egypt!
either that or your facebook lies

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:19 pm

Hahaha you're right! I live in BUM FUCKD EGYPT! lol. That means in the middle of nowhere in case you didn't know lol. I love Aquafina Flavorsplash waters. I get those at school all the time. The Grape and Strawberry Kiwi are amazing
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:48 pm

We have those in our school as well.
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:12 pm

That's about all I drink since THE ****!NG GOVERNMENT tought it would be a good idea to ban soda, fried foods, or anything with sugar. Man that's probably the only with flavor (at least flavor that doesn't make you hurll) our school sells now. I'm actually surprised we still have coffee, although they got rid of the starbucks machines
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:14 pm

Yeah they took away our good doritos but we still get everything fried lol
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:26 pm

thats really gross water!
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:34 pm

STARBUCKS IN HIGH SCHOOL!?!?!?! *mind explodes*
they never sold coffee at school. they got rid of the vending machines for soda, yet they still sold soda on campus in cups.

and i always looked forward once a week to but lunch. roast beef, whole fat cheese, real mayonaise, lettuce tomato, bacon/ with that came chips and a soda all for the low price of 3.50. until the government was all "sorry, no chips and drink". but yet they still used whiole cheese and real mayonaise in the sandwiches....which has like 10000% more saturated fat than chips.

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:46 pm

Hahahaha Brute..... wow. Your school officials are about as dumb as ours. Yeah our cafeteria still sell packs of fresh baked cookies in little packs of three for $1.00, I'm surprised they haven't gotten rid of them. I'm positive the only reason they still sell them is because that is their biggest seller and they want to make money. Yeah we didn't actually get the Starbucks "coffee", but they sold those delicious cappuccino iced coffee things for like 4 bucks. A few funny things my school tries to do

1.) Bake there "Fries". The things are either burnt being belief or undercooked to the point that it's pretty a bag full of mashed potatoes. They are rarely edible.

2.) Offer "Sweet Potato Fries", which they think are more healthy. They have a large poster up on the wall that compares regular potatoes to sweet potatoes, and the calories, carbs, fat, etc are all greater in the sweet potatoes. The thing that is apparently healthy about them is the fact that they have a few more percent of vitamin A and B or something. Those too are disgusting and vomit-inducing.

3.) Serve soyburgers. Yeah, we aren't allowed to have real cheeseburgers anymore. WE only get disgusting mass produced soyburgers that come with NOTHING on them. You can get ketchup and mayonnaise (fake) but that is it.



Basically, I eat there salads everyday because the salad bar at least has tomatoes and cheese and cucumber and stuff to put on it. And i'm not sure how they could ruin salad, since they don't have to cook it.
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:47 pm

dammit i reread that and i used "there" in the wrong context twice. Man that bothers me
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:50 pm

dude, i remember in jr. high we had taco salad day. lettuce, chips, taco meat, cheeze, olives, guac, salsa, olvies.
i must have consumed 1000 calories in that meal. but it was ****ing spectacular

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:53 pm

WE actually still get taco day! They stopped letting you serve yourself, so they give you two taco shells and one tiny scoop of meat that isn't enough for one of them. So, i usually pay extra in the extra food line and get baked nachos and cheese, and eat it like that.... They have soft taco day too with chicken, and it's the same deal
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:53 pm

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dammit i reread that and i used "there" in the wrong context twice. Man that bothers me

yeah, that always is upsetting
that and improperly using it's and its. it's does not show ownership dummies

than and then. big difference. to me, i always have to think about affect and effect

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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:01 am

I am a nut about grammar lol. I always get angry when people write with terrible grammar. Sometimes when I'm on here though i type really fast so I make quite a few mistakes
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:06 am

I actually like the sweat potatoe fries but I'm sure that school food makes em worse.
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:26 am

The school cafeteria makes everything worse my friend. I'm sure if sweet potato fries were heavenly gifts from the Gods of delicious food, the cafeteria would turn it into Satan-spawn poison-fries. Trust me, our school cafeteria will crush your dreams and give you the Hershey squirts for a week if you eat any of their cooked food
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PostSubject: Re: So my parents bought Ionic Water   Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:34 pm

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This is pure scam
The water tastes like medicine. The book claims that it prevents cancer, makes you more beautiful and athletic, and stops global warming because of the ions. First of all, its tastes HORRID. Second, what the ****? Its this weird looking box that has like 30 options just to pour water out of its ****ing spout. I just want to drink some ****ing water. It tastes so so bad. It doesn't quench your thirst. It made me feel sick just drinking it. I can't believe I have to live with this for the rest of the year. The manual wants me to even use it to bathe in. Seriously, screw you, its a tap, I just want to drink. I can't believe how bad this tastes. My cat's water bowl was tipped over with our old water. We filled it up with the new water and what did my cat do? It drank the puddles
I ****ing hate this ionic scam water

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