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PostSubject: Ultimate Fail   Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:00 pm

A US man who thought he was dying and confessed to having killed a neighbour in 1977 has been charged with murder after making a recovery, US media say.

James Brewer could now face the death penalty over the unsolved killing in Tennessee 32 years ago, reports say.

Convinced he was dying after a stroke, Mr Brewer reportedly admitted to police he shot dead 20-year-old Jimmy Carroll.

The 58-year-old, who had fled Tennessee after the killing, was arrested after his condition improved, reports say.

"He wanted to cleanse his soul, because he thought he was going to the great beyond," said police detective Tony Grasso, who interviewed Mr Brewer in an Oklahoma hospital, The Oklahoman website reported.

Mr Brewer had reportedly moved to Oklahoma from Tennessee after jumping bail after he was originally arrested and charged with Mr Carroll's murder in 1977.



The former factory worker changed his name to Michael Anderson and settled down with his wife, Dorothy, in the town of Shawnee.

The couple became active members of the local church, where Mrs Brewer established a Bible study group, reports say.

After suffering a stroke, Mr Brewer called police to his hospital bedside earlier this month, where he reportedly made the confession.

Detectives said Mr Brewer had admitted killing Mr Carroll, who he believed had been trying to seduce his wife.

However, Mr Brewer survived the illness and surrendered to authorities in his former home town of Hohenwald, Tennessee, after they were notified by the Oklahoma police.

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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:28 pm

OMFG
what a noob
BE SURE U GONNA DIE BEFORE YOU CONFESS SOMETHING HAHAHAHA!
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:43 pm

Lol he might get the death penalty

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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:44 pm

LOL That dude is for real..the most unlucky human being hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:51 pm

It's unfortunate. Some people can't control their impulses and it fucks things up.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:56 pm

He'd be like

DUDE: "IM DYING SON....I FEEK LIKE MY STOMACHI IS ABOUT TO BURST:...*GRUTS*....BUT BEFOREW I GO....I MUST CONFESS YOU"
TIMMY: *IN TEARS* TELL ME POP! pls
DUDE: "YOU.....YOU....ARE....ADOPTED...."
TIMMY:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYY *CRIES*"
DUDE: "MY STOMACH IS ABOUT TO BURST SON....GOOd....BYE.."
*small silence*
DUDE: "AHGHAHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH"
TIMMY: "NOOOOOOOO IM ADOPTED!"
DUDE: *FARTS HEAVELY*
TIMMY: "WTFBBQ?"
DUDE: "IM FEELING BETTER!!!!...."
TIMMY:*Clears throat*
DUDE: "OOHHH SHIIIIT"


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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:10 pm

the great beyond? THE GREAT BEYOND???? well, yeah, im sure if you murder someone it is an instant rix into heaven. he be chillin wit jesus yo

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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:13 pm

holy ****
i feel like the human races iq just dropped about 10 points from that guy
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:20 pm

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Lol he might get the death penalty


I can't even fathom the amount of irony in that lol
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:38 pm

If he get's the death penalty he'll most likely die before they kill him anyway hahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate Fail   Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:57 pm

He'll die from natural causes

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