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PostSubject: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:35 am

You: yo
Stranger: hi?Smile
You: sup
Stranger: what's mean?
Stranger: sorry, i'm fresh.
You: How fresh?
Stranger: i mean i come here first!Smile
You: You sly sly dog
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Here's the conversation I had

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:47 am

Okay does it really randomly pick a stranger to talk to because it gave some finnish person?
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:56 am

Hahahahahahaha! XD

This is what I did:

Stranger: Heya
Me: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Very Happy
Stranger: What's up? Very Happy (asl?)
Me: NOTHING Very Happy 42 FEM USA
Me: WHAT ABOUT YOU????? :d
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Very lolful. XD I wonder if they'd put up with the awful typing if I said I was my real age?
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:56 am

I am a terrible, terrible person

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hey
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: 14/m/australia
Stranger: u horny
Stranger: ?
You: omg ya
Stranger: well u want to turn me on
You: awaiting penetration
Stranger: oh yer ur good
You: i am ignoring your girth
Stranger: wat that mean
You: Width
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: keep it cumming
You: I reveal myself as professor oak
You: Ash, what the **** is this bullshit?
You: So much for the elite four
You: All your have learned is what your mother and I have taught you
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ur really a nice preson
You: Well I did give you pickachu
Stranger: i can sense u want it deep
You: Hell no mutha fucker
You: Its oaks time to shine
Stranger: and hard fast and rough
You: SOLARRRRR BEAAMMMMMM
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ur an idiot
Stranger: i carnt belevie a chick like u
Stranger: unless ur a guy
You: Your petty cries wont stop my smothering blows
Stranger: playing me like a fool
Stranger: ok then just cum over hear and **** me
You: Nigga, your mah ***** now
You: ima wreck havoc in your anal cavity
Stranger: u always were a bicth
Stranger: i no
Stranger: i do not no wat that mean
You: Wanna find out
Stranger: u sound like a guy
Stranger: ur scaring me
Stranger: oh brizill chicks are like men

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:59 am

LMAO XD
I wonder what would've happened if I would've spoken english
Stranger: aloha
You: Holá!
You: como estas?
Stranger: No habla espanol
You: sí sí
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:00 pm

Ahahahahhaha XD absolutely epic BYD
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:04 pm

I know I laughed so hard +rep
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:10 pm

lmao, I couldn't bring myself to dance on his face any more

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:13 pm

Most random conversation ever:
Stranger: holy mackerel!
You: HOLY COW!
Stranger: santa maria1
Stranger: !
You: AI CARAMBA
Stranger: adios mio!
You: adios mi amigo!
Stranger: **** balls!
You: WTF are we doing!
Stranger: I DONT KNOW!
Stranger: lets tart over
You: Ok hi
Stranger: *start
Stranger: do you prefer peanut butter or chocolate?
You: Both
Stranger: good answer
Stranger: your turn
You: asl?
Stranger: 32
Stranger: male
Stranger: florida
You: Your shitting me
Stranger: i am?
You: you sound like a 14 year old
Stranger: hahahha
You: Now seriously
Stranger: i have the mind of a 14 year old i suppose
Stranger: you?
Stranger: i am seriously all that stuff
You: I have a mind of a.... well a 14 year old too
Stranger: asl?
You: 14 female
Stranger: bullshit!
Stranger: seriously?
You: No.
Stranger: see i calle dit
Stranger: called it
Stranger: i mean
You: I'm actually 22
Stranger: from?
You: But I never had a proper childhood
Stranger: aha
You: and so I pretend i'm 14
Stranger: we are getting deep into the psyche now
You: I guess
Stranger: so where are you?
You: China.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: and penis or no penis?
You: I had a sex change when I was 18
Stranger: oh yo usaid female
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: penis attached or removed?
You: I've always wanted to be a girl
Stranger: so removed then
You: It was removed
Stranger: do yo ukeep it in a jar?
Stranger: for old times sake?
You: I would like to but I ex stole it
Stranger: crappy luck
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:15 pm

haha, entertaining
Why are 32 year old's on this site? ahaha this is retardedly fun

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:42 pm

Best way to annoy people:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: where are you from
Stranger: china!and you?
You: china!and you?
You: Seriously stop copying me
You: it's getting really annoying
Stranger: no me!
Stranger: is you
You: no me!
You: is you
You: STOP it already!
Stranger: ****
You: It's not funny
You:****
You: see you did it again!
Stranger: stupid
You: stupid
You: You are so annoying
You: Get a life or something
Stranger: just go to hell!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:52 pm

LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:56 pm

You: hey
Stranger: hey=)
You: can i hav cheezburgur?
Stranger: what's up ?
You: nm and u
Stranger: no:) we don't have any cheeseburgers
You: oh toobad
Stranger: i can give you some onion rings
you: Santa?...
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:00 pm

Lmao XD +rep
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:08 pm

You: hi
Stranger: do you like fishsticks
Stranger: (:
You: i like
You: cheezburguerz
Stranger: wha are you ? a gay fishsss ?
Stranger: =D
You: im
You: a bisexual whale
You: and you?
Stranger: u iz an lolz cat?
You: nu man
You: im not
Stranger: cheeezburgaz, yesh?
You: can i have whale tacos?
Stranger: no whalez iz protectid speezys
Stranger: u iz not eetin dem
You: i dun care itz gud f00d
Stranger: yesh
You: 1337 15 g4y
Stranger: 0mg
You: can i bang you from behind with my 12milimiter peniz?
Stranger: (:
You: itz sm4ll p3n1s
Stranger: I DONTZ MIND:D
You: 1 n33d taco and burrito
Stranger: hahah
You: to get er3c7ion
You: can j00 giv me burritos?
Stranger: i iz goin to randumly swear at pplz see ya... BIUTCH
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:19 pm

Stranger: hi
You: If I was a rich man
Stranger: do u like this dress
Stranger: http://www.therosedress.com/shop/products/itemCD.asp?id=1075&vendorid=CD
You: I would have all the money in the world
You: and I could buy that dress
You: My horse has taken the day off, happy sabbath
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:19 pm

lmao wtf
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: i want one men with 15 years old, brasilien or french or english...
You: Never gonna give you up
Stranger: sow... I LOVE YOU
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:21 pm

Don't talk to strangers
Because they're only there to do you wrong
Don't write in starlight
Because the words may come out real


...okay, I'm done. Sorry about that lol
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:22 pm

lol axe


LOOLIKA WE MO WAH!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:24 pm

Stranger: hi
You: A wild stranger appears!
You: Pokeball go!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:30 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
Stranger: hi
You: A wild stranger appears!
You: Pokeball go!
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gotta get +rep for that my friend.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:35 pm

Stranger: hi
You: blarg
Stranger: look, i think its only fair if you know
Stranger: i have aids.
You: really? thats exciting
Stranger: not for me.
You: just think of it as ana dventure
Stranger: i havent been laid in weeks cause of it.
You: did you know that I like bbq?
Stranger: really?
Stranger: did you know i didnt care?
You: yes. bbq and hot pockets
Stranger: but
Stranger: i do now
You: oh now you're hurting my feelings
Stranger: hot pockets are epic.
You: especially bbq hot pockets
Stranger: i sorry
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:38 pm

This one was fun


You: herro?
You: herroooooo?
Stranger: hello
You: THEY NO RIVE HERE!!!!
You: RONG TIME!
You: I CARR PORICE!!!!
You: *bangs gong*
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:54 pm

You: like a someboooode
You: i need uhmm...
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how is your day?
You: to make order
You: to pick aph
You: u japanese?
You: mo la ka ne mo wha!
Stranger: nope. should i?
You: yesh
Stranger: so u are?
You: like a somebooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode
You: im uhm,,,,vietnamese
Stranger: ****
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:02 pm

LOL.
this is the most akward **** i've ever been into


You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: can i ask you
You: sum thing?
Stranger: yes
You: you like
You: Milshakes?
Stranger: nah but it stings when i pee lol what does that mean
You: oh lol
You: WTF?
You: you has gonorrea?
Stranger: i dont no i slept with this guy and now it hurts tourinate\
You: o ok
You: then
You: you must
You: do yourself
You: a
You: vaginal
You: DRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!
Stranger: that sounds painful
You: yeah
Stranger: are you a women
You: yeah
You: im a lesbian woman...
You: im dania Plainview
Stranger: liar
You: yea...yougot me
Stranger: i like penis
Stranger: so
You: Im a false prophet , God is a superstition.
Stranger: do you like sex
You: sex...with elephants?
Stranger: nah for real on a serious note
You: well
You: if you are a guy
You: you can go
You: FYS
Stranger: nah a women lol
You: srsly?
You: r u horny?
Stranger: yeh :-)
You: j00 want penis?
You: in ur mouth?
Stranger: some times i do when im at the gym men stare at my body and it turns me on
You: your...whale burrito body shape?
Stranger: nah i weight 123 pounds but i need to loe weight
You: umm nice.
You: you like
Stranger: im 5'5"
You: yeah
You: neat
You: im 7.2
Stranger: liar
You: and i have a 4 pound duck
You: my name is YAO MING!
You: MO LA KA NEE MO WAH!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:08 pm

lol it continues.

Stranger: have you eaten that duck yet
Stranger: men have this new trem for womens breast tig ol bitties
Stranger: whats that?
You: what?
You: you have big ass tities with guacamole on them?
Stranger: im not hispanic
Stranger: im irish and german
You: soi
You: so
You: you have big ass tities with strudel beer on them?
Stranger: have you ever slept with more then one person at the same time
Stranger: or are you just some 13yr with a small dick
You: yeah....1 girl and a cat
You: yeah
You: im 12 yo
You: with a small cock
You: i want some pedo girl to lick my loleypop
Stranger: a girl doesnt talk like you
You: im not a girl
You: lol
You: i think that was clear
Stranger: i know
Stranger: how old are you
You: 26
Stranger: yeh alright
Stranger: bs
You: well
You: u?
Stranger: ill rock your cock between my legs
Stranger: you hard yet
You: i guess ur like a 17 yo boy ****ing arround
You: im hard
You: like a rock
You: 8===========================D
Stranger: thats a nice member
You: thats thwe actual size of it
Stranger: and thats to scale for you
You: 4 centimeters
Stranger: so your asian
You: i cum blood sometimes
You: i told you
You: im 7.2
You: my name is YAO MING!
Stranger: stop beatin it so much
Stranger: my pussy smeels like sour milk after a guy creampies me
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:11 pm

Lina wrote:
Hahahahahahaha! XD

This is what I did:

Stranger: Heya
Me: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Very Happy
Stranger: What's up? Very Happy (asl?)
Me: NOTHING Very Happy 42 FEM USA
Me: WHAT ABOUT YOU????? :d
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Very lolful. XD I wonder if they'd put up with the awful typing if I said I was my real age?

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I am a terrible, terrible person

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hey
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: 14/m/australia
Stranger: u horny
Stranger: ?
You: omg ya
Stranger: well u want to turn me on
You: awaiting penetration
Stranger: oh yer ur good
You: i am ignoring your girth
Stranger: wat that mean
You: Width
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: keep it cumming
You: I reveal myself as professor oak
You: Ash, what the **** is this bullshit?
You: So much for the elite four
You: All your have learned is what your mother and I have taught you
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ur really a nice preson
You: Well I did give you pickachu
Stranger: i can sense u want it deep
You: Hell no mutha fucker
You: Its oaks time to shine
Stranger: and hard fast and rough
You: SOLARRRRR BEAAMMMMMM
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ur an idiot
Stranger: i carnt belevie a chick like u
Stranger: unless ur a guy
You: Your petty cries wont stop my smothering blows
Stranger: playing me like a fool
Stranger: ok then just cum over hear and **** me
You: Nigga, your mah ***** now
You: ima wreck havoc in your anal cavity
Stranger: u always were a bicth
Stranger: i no
Stranger: i do not no wat that mean
You: Wanna find out
Stranger: u sound like a guy
Stranger: ur scaring me
Stranger: oh brizill chicks are like men


omg these take the cake

i should be like
me: hey, there is this awesome site.....it is called
www.lemonparty.com
NFSW
(that site, i accidentially got tricked by, is 4 grandpas all blowing eachother. ew)

to weird for me, sorry, i wont take part

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:19 pm

Stranger: hi from
You: lika som booddd eeeee
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:19 pm

Be original pls


WILD DAVE APPEARS!
GO POKE BALL!


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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:44 pm

I talked to man panda. Bleeped out his email because I thought it'd be mean to post it lol.

Stranger: I am a man
You: lol thats nice
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: Really
Stranger: A girl
Stranger: What's your age?
Stranger: I am 24
You: im 14
Stranger: 14
You: lol yeah
Stranger: What's you natinality?
You: im in the usa
Stranger: Usa?
You: America
Stranger: Yes,i know
Stranger: I am a chinese panda
Stranger: Do you like panda
Stranger: I sound like weird
You: lol
You: never met a panda before
Stranger: Why?
You: never had the opertunity Very Happy
Stranger: America zoos have pandas.
Stranger: American zoos have pandas
You: true
You: I never went to see them though
Stranger: Why don't you go to see them,you are too busy?
You: not really, just never have
You: do you like tacos?
Stranger: YEs
You: lol awesome
Stranger: It looks like very delicious
You: if you sez so
Stranger: I never eat it,but i google its picture
You: I see
You: maybe you get to eat one one day
Stranger: I promise you i must eat one if i have the opportunity
You: good
You: and I'll go see a panda Very Happy
Stranger: Ok,very nice
You: yes Smile
Stranger: If you think i am a interesting dude who are worth to talk with you.
Stranger: You can send email to *************@yahoo.com
You: okay
You: maybe I will sometime
Stranger: I hope you will
Stranger: I like talk with children
You: really?
Stranger: Although I am a adult,but i have a child's heart.
You: oh cool
Stranger: I like cartoons toys
You: yeah me too
Stranger: Do you think i am too childish.
You: not at all

And then I left because I wanted to eat a muffin. Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:57 pm

Except you didn't block his email
*subscribes him to pronz*

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:59 pm

Seriously nobody will talk to me unless I say i'm female, which is creepy. Otherwise very good site lol, meet really odd characters, will post logs later.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:00 pm

Oops. :| I did the first time I tried to post it. >_< Fixed it now.

and here's my latest convo of bullshitery

Stranger: hi]
Stranger: alias
Stranger: oi
Stranger: Smile
You: hi
You: do you know what I like to do with macaroni?
Stranger: oh. i suppose that...
You: are you supposing at me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wel
You: what are your intentions?
Stranger: you don't understand
Stranger: what do you like to do with macaroni?
You: I
You: like
You: to
You: EAT IT
Stranger: OH
Stranger: I THINK
You: YOU DO!!!!!!!??????
Stranger: NOTHING
You: :O
Stranger: NOTHING
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wait
You: I disagree.
Stranger: BRASILEIRO Very Happy
You: YOUR MOM!
You: She likes socks doesn't she?
Stranger: my mother died when i was 5 years old
You: I like socks too. They keep my feet warm.
Stranger: no
You: Was she wearing socks.
You: ?
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:03 pm

Wow Lina, creator of ultimate bullshit lol

I am trying to think of random things to say but I cant compare with was your dead mom wearing socks ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:07 pm

I'd think it was mean if I wasn't atleast 80% sure they were just BSing me about their mom being dead lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:08 pm

Fair point lol

Stranger: hey,im jacking off.if your a girl wanna help me cum????
You: I LIKE BURRITOS, does that help?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well to be honest I wasnt too interested in pursuing this conversation.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:09 pm

lol u sily shady.
i like burritos.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:11 pm

lol *claps* well done. XD

here's my latest

You: TACO
You: ahem
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:14 pm

lmaoooooo
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: asl,?
You: 14/f/hollywood
Stranger: good place
Stranger: but you're little bit young
You: Yeah man, I saw Adam Sandler once
Stranger: I'm 16 in 3 days nearly, m, France
Stranger: ok
You: Do you like popcorn
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE CAM TO CAM?
You: I ****ing live for cam to cam
Stranger: So do you like or not,?
You: I like it as much as mudkipz
You: And I rape mudkipz for breakfast
Stranger: whats mudkipz?
You: A water pokemon, it may or may use bubblebeam on sight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: So do you want make a cam to cam HOT?
You: if I want make anything. I would definitely want make cam to cam
Stranger: so give me your msn
You: fuckinghotgirl@hotmail.com
Stranger: you have a cam obviously
Stranger: ?
You: obviously
Stranger: ok
You: whats your name btw?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: btw?
You: by the way, what is your name?
Stranger: hum why you want to know my name
You: Mine is Edgar
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: Nope
Stranger: SO **** YOU
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:15 pm

This conversation is still going lol, I think i've met my match

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: gay porn
You: I too enjoy math
Stranger: ah that's great
Stranger: i enjoy "math" too
Stranger: what kind of "math" are you into?
You: Next time a nice man promises to touch you with the hand of god you say NO! got it billy?
Stranger: ookay
Stranger: but...
Stranger: why?
Stranger: he offered candy
You: He may be a scientologist in disguise as your friendly neighbourhood pedo?
Stranger: oh damn those pedophile scientologists
You: I know, madness
Stranger: i went to their "church" once
Stranger: by accident really
Stranger: i was looking for directions...
Stranger: next thing i knew
Stranger: they had me in a room
Stranger: trying to get me to watch brain wash videos
Stranger: god...
Stranger: crazy scientologists
You: you sure they werent mormons?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: oh no they were scientologists
Stranger: haven't run in mormons yet
Stranger: how bad could mormons be?
Stranger: with their bible selling and such
You: How did this develop from gay porn?
Stranger: psh logical really
Stranger: scientologists are pedohpiles who liek watching mormon gay porn
You: You sir are truely a mastermind
Stranger: duh
Stranger: tell me something i don't know
You: Ok
You: Pandas born under rainbows = North Korean President
Stranger: no way!
Stranger: i've reached enlightement
Stranger: finally
You: truly
You: but not through scientology Smile
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: of course not through scientology
Stranger: and its evil brain washing powers
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:17 pm

Personally, I think this is hilarious


You: hello
Stranger: Oh hi there
Stranger: I'm Samuel
Stranger: Nice to meet you
You: have you ever heard of hot pockets, samuel?
Stranger: I can't remember to be honest
You: oh well they are tasty. you can get them boiling lava hot, or frozen in the middle
You: between you and me, I prefer them frozen : )
Stranger: Hmm sounds american
Stranger: I won't tell anyone ;-)
You: I think we should make a hot pocket hot pocket. tastes just like a hot pocket. HOT POCKET!
You: So i just learned that socks are a myth
Stranger: Oh really
Stranger: I thought for a while there
Stranger: that you were a intelligent being
You: yeah. It's the government trying to feed us propaganda again.
Stranger: seems like I was wrong
You: yeah i guess
Stranger: well yeah, **** you
You: can i haz cheezburgerz?
Stranger: oh my GAWD
You: you spelled god wrong
Stranger: Eh, between you and me /b/rother
You: in addition to socks, telescopes are also a myth
Stranger: Have you ever had a sexual experience with another person
Stranger: animals doesn't count
You: hahaha the government actually thinks they can convince us that we can see far away objects with one! HA!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:18 pm

LOL you guies XD

Stranger: hello
You: HI
You: WHATS YOUR NAME?
Stranger: SCOTT
You: my name is tinatona
You: how are you today scott?
You: are you there scott?
You: hello?
You: scottieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: BEAM ME UP
You: NOW
You: DO IT

Scott didn't reply or disconect lol XD
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:19 pm

LOL Lina

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:23 pm

lol this one's lolful too

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: poop
You: no it isn't
Stranger: yes it is
You: you shouldn't saythings like that about your mother
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rofl and this one

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats your name?
Stranger: als?
Stranger: luiz
You: 13 m usa
You: im joey
You: i like feet
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:29 pm

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you a robot?
You: what is up, my home-dawg dizzle
Stranger: sup homie!
Stranger: nutting much jus chillin
Stranger: ya know
You: i am a gangsta-robot, sent from the planet xenon to exterminate all life forms
Stranger: well ****
Stranger: i'm not alive then
Stranger: you can skip me
You: my name is Labron
Stranger: shiit
Stranger: Labron!
You: Yo yo yo
Stranger: i knew you was a ****ing robot
You: hellz yeahz
Stranger: you gonna trow bodies all up this *****?
You: But I can eat, so I do enjoy watermelon
You: and friend chicken
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: good ****
Stranger: don't forget your kool aid
You: yo yo yo don'tz youz be dissin' my home-slice-dizzle-dawg
Stranger: i ain't dissin foo
Stranger: i respect you Labron
Stranger: totes
You: okayz foo
Stranger: mcgoats
Stranger: well labron i'll leave you be foo
Stranger: have funn killing those mofos
You: okayz foo yo yo yo
You: fo realz
Stranger: pace
Stranger: peace
Stranger: g
You: pace yoz
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:30 pm

ahahahaha
Lina, your true potential has been unleashed

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:31 pm

You: Hi ho, a pirates life for me
Stranger: But why is the rum gone?
You: Because Keira Knightly hid it backstage
Stranger: *****. Ill rape her. Then shell get Lemon AIDS. Thatll learn her.
You: Holy mackrel batman, the Jokers developed some kind of STD soft drink!
Stranger: Holy Fishsticks, Batman, its raining filets!
You: Holy McHoly Batman, McNuggest are only a McDollar from the McMenu!
Stranger: Hold on a second
You: I'm holding, but i'm so close to letting go
You have disconnected.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:38 pm

You: mexicans
Stranger: are people who live in mexico
Stranger: swedish
You: the eat burritos, did you know that?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i have a friend who is half mexican
You: wow you're smart
Stranger: his mom makes buritos they're awesome
You: How is he half mexican? Is the other half cyborg?
You: MEXICAN MAN!!!! WITH BURRITO VISION!!!
You: burritos are made with tortillas
Stranger: no way
You: isn't that cool!? I know, it's shocking!
Stranger: it's almost thrilling
You: At first I thought they were made out of sand
You: like women
Stranger: you mean sand-women?
You: women man! Everyone know women are made from sand!
You: have you ever tried possum?
Stranger: not yet
You: well, you oughta try it sometime! Good eatin'!
Stranger: i've tried a tomato today
You: haha, sometimes they come with little notes attached, like a fortune cookie with wings!
Stranger: that's awesome
Stranger: you know much stuff
You: squirrel? Squirrels not so good. tastes like goldfish.... meats real stringy. Ya know what I mean?
You: racoon, possum, even zebra meat.... cooks up pretty good!
Stranger: can't eat anything with stripes
Stranger: it's against my religion
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:45 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiii

how are you

where are you from?Smile

boy or girl?Razz

how old?Very Happy

whats you name?
You: OMG OMG OMG
You: I'm a boy
You: from Japan
You: with hawaiin parents
You: in a zoo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sad I was rather enjoying that.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to Strangers!   Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:46 pm

Shady wrote:
You: Hi ho, a pirates life for me
Stranger: But why is the rum gone?
You: Because Keira Knightly hid it backstage
Stranger: *****. Ill rape her. Then shell get Lemon AIDS. Thatll learn her.
You: Holy mackrel batman, the Jokers developed some kind of STD soft drink!
Stranger: Holy Fishsticks, Batman, its raining filets!
You: Holy McHoly Batman, McNuggest are only a McDollar from the McMenu!
Stranger: Hold on a second
You: I'm holding, but i'm so close to letting go
You have disconnected.

AHAHAHAHHAHA XD I laughed more than I should have at that.

I had a pretty normal convo with this guy known as "Bob."

(there was a lot more but I cut it cuz it was boring)
You: Dancing is fun, yeah.
Stranger: awesome ^^
Stranger: Very Happy
Stranger: u seem to be a nice person..
You: You seem nice too lol.
Stranger: well...
You: idk lol
Connection imploded.

WTF IMPLODED?!!
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