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PostSubject: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:20 pm

The flu that turns you into a PIG!!! D:

Swine Flu Fact Sheet

The 2009 swine flu outbreak is the spread of a new strain of H1N1 influenza virus that was first detected by public health agencies in March 2009. Local outbreaks of influenza-like illness were detected in three areas in Mexico, but the presence of this new strain was not discovered for a full month. The new strain is an apparent re-assortment of several strains of influenza A virus subtype H1N1, including a strain endemic in humans and two strains endemic in pigs, as well as an avian influenza. Re-assortment is common in influenza viruses, due to the structure of their genome.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) reports that the symptoms and transmission of the swine flu from human to human is much like seasonal flu, commonly fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing. Some people with swine flu also have reported runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. It is believed to be spread between humans through coughing or sneezing of infected people and touching something with the virus on it and then touching their own nose or mouth. The swine flu in humans is most contagious during the first five days of the illness although some people, most commonly children, can remain contagious for up to ten days. Diagnosis can be made by sending a specimen, collected during the first five days, to the CDC for analysis.

Recommendations to prevent infection by the virus consist of the standard personal precautions against influenza. This includes frequent washing of hands with soap and water or with alcohol-based hand sanitizers, especially after being out in-public. People should avoid touching their mouth, nose or eyes with their hands unless they've washed their hands.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommends the use of Tamiflu (oseltamivir phosphate) or Relenza (zanamivir) for the treatment and/or prevention of infection with swine influenza viruses. If you get sick, antiviral drugs can make your illness milder and make you feel better faster. They may also prevent serious flu complications. For treatment, antiviral drugs work best if started soon after becoming ill.



Okay so here's the summary: Wash your filthy hands and don't be a dumb ass.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:29 pm

yeh
this is an epidemic ****.
Its happening in MExico and SPain.
Lol i hope it doesnt reach panama.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:43 pm

Damn Mexicans trying to kill us all
Its still unlikely to catch
Just as likely as mad cow or that disease from mosquitoes- wild nile
Just don't do stupid **** and you will probably be clean

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:55 pm

Yeah there was a special on the news tonight about all of the Mexican immigrants who come into America everyday. I hope it doesn't spread

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:16 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
Damn Mexicans trying to kill us all
Its still unlikely to catch
Just as likely as mad cow or that disease from mosquitoes- wild nile
Just don't do stupid **** and you will probably be clean
No man.
you are wrong.
This is not like mad cows ****.

This is like a regular flu.
You dont get it ONLY by eating Pig Meat.

you can get it if someone has the flu and gets in contact to you for a long period of time.
Also its reaching UK Irleand and USA.
So i'll be worried if im you.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:29 pm

Panic is not where I want to be
Although I realize its a threat
I am confident I wont get it
And everyone in my area who has caught it recovered completely

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:33 pm

I'm 20 years old so my immune system is awesome. No piggy flu can defeat me.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:19 pm

I will build a house of bricks to safe myself

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:24 pm

All I have is this god damn house of ****ing straw. You're a son of a b!tch, you know that byd? Always out doing me

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:19 am

Shouldn't have been so lazy Axe lol *huffs n puffs*
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:29 am

it shouldn't reach the usa
i hope 0.0
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:42 am

Drink some orange juice, wash your hands, and don't worry about it. If we have an epidimic there's no use worrying about it because there's really nothing we can do anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:09 am

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All I have is this god damn house of ****ing straw. You're a son of a b!tch, you know that byd? Always out doing me
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:10 am

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Drink some orange juice, wash your hands, and don't worry about it. If we have an epidimic there's no use worrying about it because there's really nothing we can do anyway.
Very true but clean your guns anyway ....( They want to take over ... Dont tell anyone )
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:26 am

well, believe it or not, today was the first i heard about it. the girl that told me was like "omfg, did you have your head under a rock?!" so this is all news to me

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:43 am

It's probably just going to blow over just like the avian flu. I don't doubt that we'll have an epidemic sometime but I'm not too confident that it's going to happen right now lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:36 pm

I heard it couple of days ago in CNN. I feel sorry for my friend she was supposed to go mexico
and her trip got cancelled because of it, she had been bragging about it the whole week.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:42 pm

I feel bad because when I'm excited about something I talk about it a lot and it seems like I'm bragging sometimes but really I'm just excited and I think braging is stupid and my god wtf is with this run-on sentence argh...
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:08 pm

What are you excited about?
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:49 pm

Ummm nothing really at the moment.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:06 pm

Sorry my bad I read it wrong i didn't see the "when"
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:59 pm

2 cases reported in Panama
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:15 pm

There is a flash game called Pandemic 2 where you gotta kill the entire world with a virus, I'ma play that now

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:16 pm

LOL I love that game. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:06 pm

dude, ****ing Madagascar. it always fucks with me.
that game is so hard

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:48 pm

Madagascar are such assholes
They ****ing close there only border if someone yells at them I won once though

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:47 pm

Well guys, its already called a "PANDEMIA" and its everywhere, take care of yourselves. I actually got like a really heavy flu and tomorrow im taking the tests to see. Got all the symptoms and some more. I'm turning into a pig! Oink!

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:50 pm

Aeldy! Hello!
Are you okay? It can't be swine flu, its not in South America is it?

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:51 pm

The piggy one it is
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:52 pm

Feel better yo!

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:05 pm

Thanks dude, Im trying haha
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:03 am

yeah, that sounds really bad. good thing you are getting the test!

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Fri May 01, 2009 3:09 pm

Let us know how that goes ok?
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Fri May 01, 2009 3:59 pm

4 new cases founded in panama.
Damn ****.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Fri May 01, 2009 10:12 pm

I'm still not really worried. It'd be a waste of time to worry about every disease the media called epidemic on. I understand the possibility, but really even if it happens I can't do anything about it so I can't see any reason in worrying myself over it.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Fri May 01, 2009 10:13 pm

Apparently pigs transfer Swine Flu. ......weird.

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Fri May 01, 2009 10:15 pm

LOL that's why it's called SWINE flu Hate ahahaha ah that's a good one. Razz

Actually from what I've heard (and to be honest I haven't been paying much attention) the actual virus is like 90% swine in origin and 5% human or something like that. Since pigs can catch several human diseases and we can catch some of theirs they are similar and sort of combined when they mutated. The only reason this is a real concern is because it's a new strain and we may not have a good enough immunity to it. I realize my terminoly is off but I'm not an expert on such things so deal with it lol Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Fri May 01, 2009 11:59 pm

do not get bit by a wild pig
Use quick attack

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 12:12 am

You know, pigs are probably my least favorite animal. I think that might be because the remind me of characteristics I dislike in people though lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 12:18 am

I don't know why pigs get such a bad rep
Insects and reptiles are the animals who would like nothing better than to torment you

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 12:33 am

I don't dislike pigs because I have the misconseption that they're dirty or that they are out to harm me. My absurd reasoning is that they are too much like icky people. The sort that know better but eat their own kids anyway when it comes down to it. They're intelligent which makes them more dangerous, and besides that they get gigantic lol.

I know it's unreasonable. Smile Maybe I just watched the Hannibal movies too early on in life lol Very Happy that'd explain alot. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 12:35 am

A pig is so large
You could escape it but running
Or stepping onto a box out of its stubby reach
I mean, snakes, killer whasps, mosquitoes, crocodiles, sting rays
Those are evil man

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 12:40 am

I've never been afraid of snakes or bugs or things like that. Always just monkies/apes or pigs lol. I guess it's because if a snake or a spider bites you it's just because it's the nature of the thing. They're predictable. One can never really tell when or why a hog is going to attack or an ape is going to rip your friends face off ahahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 12:44 am

When will you ever be in a ape's habitat? You'd see it coming from a mile away
Killer bee's are sneaky and will wait till you are asleep in your orchard then will sting you and then take your place as king and will marry your wife after a petty month! Frailty thy name is woman. Denmark is but an unweeded garden

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 12:49 am

rofl BYD, we are so off topic...infecting the threads with Shakepeare. Ah well, what's done cannot be undone and all that rot haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 12:52 am

Alas, it seems like we are generating more light then heat

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 1:08 am

lol daddy/daughter talk, funny funny part...my teacher had to explain that one to most of the class and I don't think most of them got it even after she did. :|
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 1:09 am

I understand it
I just can't remember it all

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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 1:27 am

POLONIUS SAYS:
Ay, springes to catch woodcocks. I do know,
When the blood burns, how prodigal the soul
Lends the tongue vows. These blazes, daughter,
Giving more light than heat, extinct in both
Even in their promise as it is a-making,
You must not take for fire. From this time
Be somewhat scanter of your maiden presence.
Set your entreatments at a higher rate
Than a command to parley. For Lord Hamlet,
Believe so much in him that he is young,
And with a larger tether may he walk
Than may be given you. In few, Ophelia,
Do not believe his vows, for they are brokers
Not of that dye which their investments show,
But mere implorators of unholy suits,
Breathing like sanctified and pious bawds,
The better to beguile. This is for all:
I would not, in plain terms, from this time forth,
Have you so slander any moment leisure,
As to give words or talk with the Lord Hamlet.
Look to 't, I charge you. Come your ways.

AND I found this nifty translation. Very Happy

These vows are just traps for stupid birds. I know when a man is on fire, he'll swear anything. But when a heart's on fire, it gives out more light than heat, and the fire will be out even before he's done making his promises. Don't mistake that for true love. From now on, spend a little less time with him and talk to him less. Make yourself a precious commodity. Remember that Hamlet is young and has a lot more freedom to fool around than you do. In short, Ophelia, don't believe his love vows, since they're like flashy pimps who wear nice clothes to lead a woman into filthy acts. To put it plainly, don't waste your time with Hamlet. Do as I say.
Now come along.
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PostSubject: Re: Swine Flu   Sat May 02, 2009 1:33 am

Ohhh so basically Hamlet has too many options on women, he wont pick you. Stop seeing him now

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