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PostSubject: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:11 am

OK , Let me tell you guys about this dumb sum ***** at work today .. Today i was on the landing ( landing is where the logs come to be trimed to size and loaded on trucks ) pushing mud off the landing and around noon a state man came around to make sure we were up to code and this is where it went to **** .. We were all having lunch and he walks up and talks a little bit , Well after about 10 min he asks us where the john is so we tell him we have four over the hill that get changed out once a week . He goes down and shits all over the john ! He **** on the lid , he **** on the floor , he **** on the wall and he **** on the roll of tp ! He came back up the hill and told us that he wanted to ride around with the skidder guys for a while . After about a hour the skidder guy ( frank ) came over the raido and said that the state guy was coming back to the landing . He came back and ran down the hill , Well he was gone about a hour and then got in his truck and left . Well about 10 min before we left the boss went down to lock up the johns and he yelled and told us to come and look at this .. He shits all over the john ! He **** on the lid , he **** on the floor , he **** on the wall and he **** on the roll of tp in two johns ! I cant wait till they come to change those 2 johns out ...
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:56 am

that horrible lol
what could you possibly eat to do that
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:11 am

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that horrible lol
what could you possibly eat to do that
I wish i knew cause i will never eat it ..
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:25 am

I am so sorry hate
Take a dump in that city guys sandwich
and make him eat it
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:54 am

link23417 wrote:
I am so sorry hate
Take a dump in that city guys sandwich
and make him eat it
Hell i poop at night so i never have to poop at work , And when i got to pee i just hang over the dozer .. lol
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Fri May 01, 2009 2:35 am

lol that makes sense
i know how you feel
construction porta potties are disgusting
I too work kinda in construction
if you can consider cleaning out foreclosures
construction
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Fri May 01, 2009 11:18 am

>_> what the ****! thats crazy lol I'm reading this in class and people are taking a final exam and I nearly burst out laughing thanks for that one hate! Made my day already lol.
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Sat May 02, 2009 5:11 am

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>_> what the ****! thats crazy lol I'm reading this in class and people are taking a final exam and I nearly burst out laughing thanks for that one hate! Made my day already lol.
Im glad you could laugh , I did a bit of laughing to .. Its funny in a sick way lol
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Sat May 02, 2009 11:17 am

lol what the eff?
What a weirdo
He was probably like ahhh excuse excuse (Eurotrip anyone?)

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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Sat May 02, 2009 6:42 pm

it is funny in a disgusting way lol
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Sat May 02, 2009 10:16 pm

Put a spoonful of cinnamon in his sandwich
Cinnamon will completely absorb the moisture in your mouth and throat

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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Sat May 02, 2009 10:21 pm

Ouch, never tried that one lol.
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PostSubject: Re: A day at work i wont soon forget ....   Sat May 02, 2009 10:24 pm

lol type in the cinnamon challenge in youtube
People try it thinking that they will out muscle it

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