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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 22, 2009 7:22 pm

exactly.
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 3:02 am

Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 3:04 am

What ends everything always?
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 3:05 am

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 11:02 am

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What bleeds for 7 days in a row but never dies from loss of blood ?

FU

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A man went to hell , he had 7 kids and each of his kids had 7 kids , each kid had 13 cats and each cat had 2 dogs ..

How many people went to hell ?

All of them. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 11:11 am

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Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 11:38 am

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Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat

I agree.
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 11:43 am

Lina wrote:
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What bleeds for 7 days in a row but never dies from loss of blood ?

FU

hateyou1st wrote:
A man went to hell , he had 7 kids and each of his kids had 7 kids , each kid had 13 cats and each cat had 2 dogs ..

How many people went to hell ?

All of them. Razz
Just a joke facepalm
Just the man ..
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 11:43 am

Shady wrote:
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Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Meat
beer You got it .. What about the others ?
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 11:57 am

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Just a joke facepalm
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Haha Hate I was J/K Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 12:15 pm

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What ends everything always?

The letter "G" still working on the last one Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 12:16 pm

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The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

Think I got it, a coffin?
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 12:51 pm

Damn , You get the gold star !
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 5:35 pm

Shady you get a + rep for being so damn smart

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 5:45 pm

I love riddles lol, guess i'm good at solving things like that, wish I was as good at maths as I am at solving language puzzles :/
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Thu May 28, 2009 7:00 pm

Shady this is just for you ....


A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?



It has a golden head
It has a golden tail
but it hasn't got a body.

What is it?



What kind of cheese is made backwards?



What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _



A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 29, 2009 11:40 am

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Shady this is just for you ....


A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?



It has a golden head
It has a golden tail
but it hasn't got a body.

What is it?



What kind of cheese is made backwards?



What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _



A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

1. He wrote the words "your exact weight" on the piece of paper

2. Took me awhile, but a gold coin

3. Edam

4. E, N, T (one, two three four five six seven "e"eight, "n"ine "t"en)

5. This one i'll take a blind stab at, he filled something with water then put it over his head?
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 29, 2009 12:04 pm

Shady wrote:
hateyou1st wrote:
Shady this is just for you ....


A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?



It has a golden head
It has a golden tail
but it hasn't got a body.

What is it?



What kind of cheese is made backwards?



What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _



A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

1. He wrote the words "your exact weight" on the piece of paper

2. Took me awhile, but a gold coin

3. Edam

4. E, N, T (one, two three four five six seven "e"eight, "n"ine "t"en)

5. This one i'll take a blind stab at, he filled something with water then put it over his head?
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 29, 2009 2:11 pm

yeah, im going to stop commenting cuse i cant compete with the likes of shady

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 29, 2009 6:46 pm

Oh my god
Shady
Are you serious? You are a madman
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 29, 2009 6:50 pm

Thanks guys lol, as least i'm now known for something Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 29, 2009 6:51 pm

Oh yeah well solve this!

A cowboy rides on his horse into town on January 31st. He says 30 days, and leaves on January 31st. How iz thiz possiblez?

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 29, 2009 7:08 pm

Whatever he is riding on is named January 31st? lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri May 29, 2009 7:14 pm

lol BYD you could do better (I haven't read all the posts so plz forgive any repeats lol)

What can you catch but not throw?

Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada or Mexico?

What has a face and hands but no feet?

What can you put in a berrel to make it lighter?

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?

A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?

My first, tho’ water, cures no thirst,
My next alone has soul,
And when he lives upon my first,
He then is called my whole.
What am I?

In ancient Egypt life was believed to occur in three parts, as a day does, including the morning, afternoon, and evening. With this in mind, what creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?


Here are some fun ones lol. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Sat May 30, 2009 1:58 am

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Whatever he is riding on is named January 31st? lmao
Yeah lol

Spider, turtle, chicken
What do they have in common

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Sat May 30, 2009 5:14 am

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lol BYD you could do better (I haven't read all the posts so plz forgive any repeats lol)

What can you catch but not throw?

Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada or Mexico?

What has a face and hands but no feet?

What can you put in a berrel to make it lighter?

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?

A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?


1. a cold
2. because he is still alive
3. rayman?
4. air
6. 9
and now i'm gonna get my morning coffee and lot shady handle the rest
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Sat May 30, 2009 9:14 am

Lina wrote:

A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?

My first, tho’ water, cures no thirst,
My next alone has soul,
And when he lives upon my first,
He then is called my whole.
What am I?

In ancient Egypt life was believed to occur in three parts, as a day does, including the morning, afternoon, and evening. With this in mind, what creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?


Here are some fun ones lol. Very Happy

I'll give these a go then.

Bear = White (did that in maths class oddly enough, lol)

Seaman (sea water doesnt cure thirst as it cant be drank) (only man is said to have a soul, sea + man = seaman)

The last answer = a human (four legs = crawling/childhood, two legs = walking/adulthood, three legs = walking stick/elderly)
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:52 pm

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Lina wrote:
lol BYD you could do better (I haven't read all the posts so plz forgive any repeats lol)

What can you catch but not throw?

Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada or Mexico?

What has a face and hands but no feet?

What can you put in a berrel to make it lighter?

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?

A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?


1. a cold
2. because he is still alive
3. rayman?
4. air
6. 9
and now i'm gonna get my morning coffee and lot shady handle the rest

Numbers 3 and 4 are wrong and you've both skiped 5 lol, otherwise good job.
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:43 pm

5) 3. you have taken it away, but you stil have it

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:07 pm

Call it
Heads, tails, you don't have to do this

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:18 pm

tails

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:05 pm

You live to see another day sir

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:07 pm

ha ha ha
now name me pi to the 314th digit?!?!?!

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:10 pm

Nobody lol

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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:39 am

use this equation:
4/1 - 4/3 + 4/5 - 4/7 + 4/9......

and lina the answer to that what you put in a barrel is fire. or at least it should be
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:33 pm

Google gave me 3.33968254
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:39 pm

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5) 3. you have taken it away, but you stil have it

Actually it's one. If you read it it says "there are 3" and then "you take one away"...so the only one you have is the one you took away lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Hard RiddlesÉ   Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:13 pm

riiight, yeah, i toyed with that answer.

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