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PostSubject: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:01 pm

I would be a BLOODY lion
I would chill in the sun and fight in the shade

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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:29 pm

I would be a GODAMN wolf
EAT PEOPLE AND HOWL AT THE MOON AND ****!
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:31 pm

I would also enjoy being a GODAMN SHARK
Who would ever look at me the BLOODY wrong way
Or I would unleash GODAMN HELL

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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:47 pm

id be a shark or a crocodile, sharks have 3 penises and croc's have 2. owned
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:55 pm

spitting cobra...

A spitting cobra is one of several species of cobras that have the ability to eject venom from their fangs when defending themselves against predators. The sprayed venom is harmless to intact skin. However, it can cause permanent blindness if introduced to the eye and left untreated (causing chemosis and corneal swelling).

Despite their name, these snakes do not actually spit their venom. The venom sprays out in distinctive geometric patterns, using muscular contractions upon the venom glands. These muscles squeeze the glands and force the venom out through forward facing holes at the tips of the fangs. As the venom leaves the fang tip, a large gust of air is expelled from the lung which aerosolizes the venom and propels it forward. When cornered, some species can "spit" their venom a distance as great as two meters. While spitting is typically their primary form of defense, all spitting cobras are capable of delivering venom through a bite as well. Most species' venom exhibit significant hemotoxic effects, along with more typical neurotoxic effects of other cobra species.
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:46 am

If I was another animal I would be a giant octopus or a colossal squid.
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:33 am

probably an eagle or a hawk. hell i even have an eagle holding a cobra in it's talons around my neck
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:45 pm

I would be a fat lazy housecat. Oh yeah life of luxery XD
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:47 pm

I would be a ferret, cause they are always hyperactive xD and that's me
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:20 pm

Ferret's = win Smile

Also maybe a hedgehog because they can keep themselves entertained for hours with a toilet paper roll and I can do the same with paperclips lol.
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:50 pm

this is a toughie
i think i would be


EDIT: i had this tab open for 15 minutes....and i couldnt think of what i wanted to be. how odd.
id like to be human i guess....

i might think of sth later....oh GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:55 pm

if i was an animal i would be.....a styx.

Styx is one of the deathliest species of epecronamus in the planet.
with their high beer drinking rate and speed
most lions would just become emos when facing a styx.

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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:29 am

most lions are emos when compared to styx. and the ones that ain't are already dead
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:03 am

Ferrets > Styxes
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:45 pm

this time you're wrong
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:17 pm

styx wrote:
most lions are emos when compared to styx. and the ones that ain't are already dead

dood your ego is so huge lol <3

Ima be a frekin' ardwolf.

...it's like a striped fox basically. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:51 pm

hell my ego is even bigger than that. i'm high on adrenalin and if you wanna know why raed my sig
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:00 pm

lol ferrets win this time
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:05 am

looks like i'll have to show why styxs win all the time
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:21 pm


in the ferret's face
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:12 pm

Well I would be a cat Razz
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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:37 pm

I would be a F*CKING bear, thanks for F*CKING asking friend

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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:44 pm

You would eat fish and have a GODAMN good time having a nice long F.CKING hibernation

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PostSubject: Re: If you were a GODAMN animal, what would you be?   Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:47 pm

GODDAMN F*CKING right I would! And that would be F*CKING awesome!

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