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PostSubject: I am a complete JACKASS when it comes to buying people presents   Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:24 pm

So I wrapped my friends present in the pizza box I used for my dinner tonight. He's turning 18

I wrote on it "Don't deny that this is the best product wrap ever pulled off -Dave" And I also wrote product varies, do not eat on the cover
Inside is a original xbox game
A price tag of $1.99 is on it
I put a skinny X across it and wrote $100 in hand currency. One of his favourite stories is about the Conga freestate where hands became currency because of the tyrannic reign. I also wrote inside that I am sorry for being a cheapass

Any fellow present stories?

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PostSubject: Re: I am a complete JACKASS when it comes to buying people presents   Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:28 pm

My friend Mike bought himself presents and opened them up in front of everyone saying things like, "Hmmm I wonder what this is," followed by excessive excitement and cheering. It was funny lol. The pizza box is definitely an epic way to wrap up a present.
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PostSubject: Re: I am a complete JACKASS when it comes to buying people presents   Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:47 pm

One time my aunt put rocks in a present
Then she was like "Just kidding lol" Here is your actual present

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PostSubject: Re: I am a complete JACKASS when it comes to buying people presents   Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:38 pm

I bought my sister a necklece and put it into a twinky box lol.
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PostSubject: Re: I am a complete JACKASS when it comes to buying people presents   Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:24 am

ahaha I salute you man
Giving that to a girl is way better

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PostSubject: Re: I am a complete JACKASS when it comes to buying people presents   Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:52 pm

i was know to never share my chewing gum. to the point of i would actually murder somone.
well, for a friends b-day, i bought him a pack of gum.....
but the story gets better

i opened the bottom, slipped in a folded up 20$, and glued it back up. it was awesome

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PostSubject: Re: I am a complete JACKASS when it comes to buying people presents   Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:21 pm

Hahahaha that was a cool idea Brute

one time, I filled a HUGE box full of rocks and gave it to someone for Christmas, and then gave the person the real gift after he opened it. I guess it's not very original since byd did it too lol
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PostSubject: Re: I am a complete JACKASS when it comes to buying people presents   Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:14 pm

My one friend gives everyone a movie called "Ninja Terminator" and its so stupid that they always give it back to him. He has given it away for the 3rd time now

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