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PostSubject: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:39 pm

True story. So back in the day, potatoes were seen as a very low life vegetable, or carb or whatever it is. Anyway, this guy was put into jail and he was only fed potatoes. Needless to say when he left prison he was healthier than when he entered. Naturally he spread the word to the government so they had tried to distribute the veggie to the community. Nobody wanted it. They associated potatoes with leprosy as that is how they judged things in those days, by appearance. So the government had guards stationed in the potato farm during the day to give off the impression that they are valuable. At night, the peasents snuck into the farm and stole the potatoes because they believed that since it was being guarded, they somehow had to acquire this when there was nobody at watch. Of course the government wanted the people to take these potatoes , and had to trick them into stealing it to get people to eat them. Peasents never saw what hit them. And that my friends, is the story of why peasents are dirty hippies

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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:51 pm

Hahaha nice.

I have a more modern potato story to share. Very Happy

In America the government tries to regulate the economy by getting producers to produce less or more of a product. To raise prices on potatos (and there for give potato farmers more income) the government paid several farmers not to grow potatos.

Some of the farmers decided that they could take the money for not growing the potatos and grow them anyway selling them and getting more income for themselves. The governenment found out of course and confiscated the potatos.

Instead of selling the potatos on the market and defeating their purpose, or having them shiped to starving people in a third world country or something reasonable like that, the government took the potatos, dyed them blue, and dumped them in the ocean lol.

And that, children, is the story of the blue poatos hahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:54 pm

LOL!
What was the point of that?

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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:57 pm

Stupid government lol...they dyed them blue so that people couldn't take them and sell them after they dumped them in the ocean I guess hahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:58 pm

That is hilarious!
Why would they need to dye it blue? Nobody would eat a potatoe at the bottom of the ocean

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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:59 pm

I'm pretty sure potatos float hahaha...

They didn't want fishermen to be scooping up the potatos and eating them LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:04 pm

ahahahahah
What the eff? This is a modern story? ahaha Best thing ever

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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:19 pm

I don't know exactally when it happened but maybe I can find out lol.

Can't find **** on it, sorry guys. >_<
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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:31 pm

I am so telling that story to my potatoe friends

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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:32 pm

LOLOLOL
i loled so hard
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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:10 am

both stories are over the top ridiculous

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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:17 am

Damn after the first one I thought it couldn't get any more ridiculous. Plus rep to both of you!

Fishermen catching and eating potatoes...*puts hand on forehead*...oh-my-god.
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PostSubject: Re: The best History story possibly ever, gather around children   Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:52 pm

I want fries now

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