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PostSubject: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:37 am

A funny story

The health classes at our school have this huge anti-alcohol unit where they try to tell us that drinking alcohol endangers your health just as much as drugs. They make a huge deal of it, and blow everything out of proportion. Well, some time ago me and some of my family members went to this Italian restaurant which serves alcoholic beverages - beer, wine, etc. We were eating our dinner, and when we finally got up to leave, I saw my health teacher sitting with a bunch of people, all drinking big pitchers of beer. I remembered this the other day and I really wish that I would have approached him and said something like "thanks so much for teaching me about all of the dangers of drinking alcohol, after all, it is just a drug!"
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:21 am

I quit drinking but beer is good for you they say ,,,
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:21 am

they are actually telling the opposite of truth.
beer kills fat cells in your blood and helps out with kidney stones. red wine is good for the blood and heart. herbal drinks like jagermeister are good for the stomach. and tequila is too. schnapps can lower the body temperature when someone has a fever, and helps on cold winter days to draw out the cold from your body. the same thing is with whiskey since it actually is a schnapps only brewed a bit differently.
only white vine is actually dangerous since it destroys brains cells (no other thing has been proven to have that effect when it comes to alcohol).

oh and let's not forget the great effect of memory loss so if you really need to forget sth it helps.
but on the other hand it can act as a date rape drug as well.

so i just have a few words for your professor - if it weren't for alcohol, your daddy would have never made you!
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:58 pm

I agree mostly. There are some good benefits of certain alcoholic drinks, but it's just when it's used in excess that it harms you.
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:39 pm

I believe only that if you drink, please be responsible and use moderation.
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:49 pm

i challenge styx and where he got his information. alcohol serves extremely little purpose.
the only ones with any conceivable redeeming factor is firstly wine, and then beer.
red wine has tannins. no idea what they do. also anti-oxidants if im not mistaken
beer, not sure what it has, but i remember reading somewhere it has a slight bit of nutritional benefit

but keep in mind, you only get the benefit by drinking very little. it is almost not worth it. you get practically nothing from alcohol.

that being said, drink cuse you like the flavor or the way it makes you feel, not to help prolong cancer or cure the common cold

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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:51 pm

Drink to get drunk, it's the Irish way...
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:57 pm

Well, not to be rude, but Shady has a right to do it. He is Irish.
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:58 pm

i said nothing about not doing it. i partake, shady can partake it doesnt matter.
just dont fool yourself into thinking you are getting nutritional benefit from alcohol

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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:00 pm

I think styx was just using the nutritional benefits as a counter argument, not to show that they exist, but to show that all we hear are the negatives and that there may actually be postiives, I highly doubt when styx knocks back a few he's thinking about how this will help reduce the risk of cancer lol
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:03 pm

ok then.... Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:31 pm

I am still not a big fan of the alcohol
I can always keep a conversation without its help as long as I'm not really tired

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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:42 pm

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Drink to get drunk, it's the Irish way...
If i was not married to kim i would be at your door with a case of beer and a 5th of wild turkey ... Also my grandma on my moms side and my grandma on my dads side was Irish .
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:45 pm

I never started drinking heavy till the marines and damn i could drink ..lol I know the only thing wild turkey is good for is to warm you up and get you drunk !
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:02 am

Beer>sex.
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:09 am

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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:40 am

what? cancer is scared shitless of me. and i drink because i drink. it's a vicious circle. but the fact still remains that there are quite a few positive sides that alcoholic drinks bring to the table from folk medicine, and are only dismissed by modern medicine because of the small fact that it works but also has a negative effect on the body. only we all forget that swallowing pills is even worse for one
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:22 am

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Drink to get drunk, it's the Irish way...

And the finnish way too Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Beer   Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:38 am

i think most ppl actually drink to get drunk
now where the **** is shady i need to give him some rep
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