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PostSubject: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:32 am

Yeah lol
this was my firts convo since the thread died...

Stranger: Hey stranger
You: Heu
You: Whaddup
Stranger: Not much
Stranger: What's going on?
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 23/m/California
You: Not musch just chilling and talking to random ppl
Stranger: Likewise
You: Cali?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Los Angeles
You: you like
Stranger: You bet
You: Michael jackson?
Stranger: He literally died in a hospital 5 blocks from me
You: Well
You: Dont tell anyone
You: But
You: Im Michael jackson
Stranger: I knew it!
You: I pretend to die
You: to sell
You: more album
You: and
You: stuff
Stranger: You sneaky bastard
Stranger: You're THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
You: My records
You: are
You: sky high
You: Ye-heeeeeee!
Stranger: Congrats
Stranger: You;re the new king
You: dont tell
You: anyone
You: but
You: im at hannah montana's home
You: trying to sneak
You: on her bedroomo
Stranger: Oh man...bring her to me
You: bedroom
You: Ne-heeee She's Mine-heeee
You: Chuku Chombowa EH HEEEE!
Stranger: You're a ****, Michael
You: you know
You: Michael jackson
You: was a double
You: For the past 20 years
You: Im still a black dude
You: My real name is
You: Merciless
You: You there HE HEEEE!?
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:34 am

Lol whats the link to that site again? Omegie?

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:39 am

You: hello
Stranger: hii
You: this conversation is being monitored for customer satisfaction
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what does the customer need to satisfy
You: you will now be asked a series of questions
You: and, depending on your answer, I may or may not download deadly viruses to your computer
You: we will begin in
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: do you enjoy clubbing seals?
Stranger: No
You: next question
You: do you like to eat human flesh?
Stranger: All the time
You: final question
You: do you use your computer to download illicit pornography?
Stranger: No.
You: your computer is now being infected with viruses. Have a nice day!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:41 am

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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:42 am

http://omegle.com/

it's also the first thing that comes up when you search "talk to strangers" lol

Also, WTF IB?
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:42 am

I don't get it
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:43 am

Axeforhire66 wrote:
I don't get it

its michael...
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:44 am

So? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:47 am

lol some dude wrote this...


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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:49 am

Stranger: lol
You: mr
You: im tracing your IP
You: in a few days
You: federal agents
You: will show up on your door
Stranger: bull s***
You: and rape you with a electric 20Inch dildo
You: Have a nice day sir
Stranger: thats alreadt currently happening
You: oh srsly?
You: can i join ?
Stranger: from the guy a couple days ago
Stranger: and no this si my f***ing dildo you fag!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:56 am

Stranger: hello
You: have you ever tried squirrel?
Stranger: no but want too
You: it's good
You: but
Stranger: i bet
You: meat's real stringy, tastes kinda like goldfish
You: how 'bout possum?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yeah had possum
You: pidgeon's real good, man
You: haha somtimes, it comes with a little not attatched
Stranger: i know a game bird here
You: kinda like, a fortune cookie with wings!
You: it's real good man
Stranger: how about vinager on chips
You: you oughta try it sometime
Stranger: mmmm nice
You: now I aint comin' on here to talk to you bout no vinegar on chips! what are you, some kinda tree huggin hippie?
You: you make me sick, commie!
Stranger: n o
Stranger: vinager
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: f*** you commie
Stranger: chip sandwich
You: I have half a mind to exersise my second ammendment on your ass
Stranger: with vinager
Stranger: the best
You: GIT OUT COMMIE!
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:35 am

Here You is played by Deadpool/Wade played my me, and Stranger is played by Logan/Wolverine played by random uban doosh.

You: yo
You: whats shakin bakin?
Stranger: im shakin & bakin
Stranger: u?
You: dancein and a prancin here chiken fry
You: so who are you anyway? oh strange one
Stranger: im the chosen one
Stranger: you strange one
You: yar
You: name and rank!
Stranger: sg. wrath rank 1
You: Pool here, privet pool.
You: Ya can call me Wade.
Stranger: sup nigga wade
You: nothin home fry, just scopin out some targets yo
Stranger: i kill u too nigga
You: HA
You: like to see you try
You: seriously dood
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i just kidding
You: a'ite
You: ill let it slide this time koolio
Stranger: k nigga
You: this is cool, I never get called nigga
You: usually its bub or idiot
Stranger: u bub nigga
You: nooo
You: only logan gets to call me bub yo frizzle
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am logan
Stranger: u bub
You: 2#$%
You: when did you get so skilled at typeing logan?
Stranger: just now
You: last time I checked you didn't know jacks do da about computers
You: well shi
You: good for you buddy
You: you know last time we got togeather I thought for sure you were gonna tear me a new one that even I couldn't heal my way out of
You: and then I was like pa-chow!
You: haha it was awesome
You: what you been into lately wolvie?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what ar eyou saying
Stranger: i thought we were getting somein the ass
You: haha yah you got some of my bullets in your ass you hariy hunk of junk you
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHH
You: Never heard you laugh before.
You: Can't picutre it.
Stranger: dont
Stranger: its gay
You: Ah, thats why you don't laugh.
You: You have one of thouse girly gay laughs huh?
You: its cool
You: I wont tell
Stranger: wow
Stranger: urs really gay
You: my laugh is not gay
You: I have a very manly laugh
You: its like a rolling lumberjack chuckle
Stranger: no u dont
You: HURAH HAHAHA
Stranger: u laugh like a half dick ass nigga getting raped by a goat
You: woah logan learned some new words there huh buddy?
Stranger: yea *****
You: weeeell I think this'll get taken care of next time I'm over there at your little freaky geeky school
Stranger: ye anigga
Stranger: nigga s***
You: um yeah
You: people to kill gotta go
You: dont roll in fire ants unless it pays good
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:11 pm

Stranger: Hello! 25/m/USA =)
You: We must locate the crystal shard to awaken the fallen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:43 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Wow, you must be my dreamwoman!? :O
You: WOW, you must be really lame at pick up lines !? :o
Stranger: WOW, IT DID WORK WITH YOUR MOM! Very Happy
You: NOT AS WELL AS WITH YOUR DAD
Stranger: pretty gay dude..
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:14 pm

Shin wrote:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Wow, you must be my dreamwoman!? :O
You: WOW, you must be really lame at pick up lines !? :o
Stranger: WOW, IT DID WORK WITH YOUR MOM! Very Happy
You: NOT AS WELL AS WITH YOUR DAD
Stranger: pretty gay dude..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:15 am

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 19 male florida
Stranger: u?
You: Ha sure
You: What's ur real age?
Stranger: 19
You: Sure
Stranger: sure
You: 19 is a perfect age
Stranger: yea
You: College? University?
Stranger: university
You: Major?
Stranger: nah
You: Nah what?
Stranger: nah
You: Your not 19
Stranger: yea
You: Your not from florida
Stranger: yea
You: your bullshitting like everyone else
Stranger: yea
You: because everytime you tell your real age everyone disconnects
Stranger: ok my real age is 18
You: Sure
Stranger: it is im 18 male finland
You: Say something in finnish
Stranger: moro (hey)
Stranger: mitδ kuuluu (how are you)
You: Iha hyvδδ (I'm good)
Stranger: etkφ ymmδrrδ (don't you understand)
You: Kui kusetit? (Why where you bullshitting me)
Stranger: Very Happy
You: Ja et sδ todellakaan oo joku 91 (Your definetely not a 91)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: todellakin oon (I definetely am)
You: En jaksa sua (I can't stand you)
You: Moi moi (bye bye)
You have disconnected.

Ii'm good at spotting lies Razz
And this is why you should never be sarcastic on the internet
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m or f?Smile
You: f
Stranger: age?Smile
You: Why so pushy?
Stranger: i m male Smile
Stranger: and im horny Smile
You: Good for you
Stranger: wanna do camsex with me on msn?Smile
You: Yeah, no.
Stranger: whats ur adres?Smile
You: Didn't you read what I said?
Stranger: yeah no
Stranger: it means yes and no
Stranger: u r confused
You: No it means sarcastically yes
You: and definetely NO
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:30 pm

I was bored and really hungry...

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are you from usa
You: Your destiny has been written on the founded documents of amaroth
You: Tommorow
You: Faith will reach out for you
Stranger: BITCHING YEEHHHHH
Stranger: cant f***ing wait
You: When it does, will you grasp it?
Stranger: yeh yeh yeh
Stranger: I WILL GRASP IT LIKE A WET PUSSY
You: You must seek for the within
Stranger: done.
Stranger: fancy telling me your asl??
You: Tommorow
You: We shall meet again
You: Search for the within
You: Your name from now on shall be..
You: Ortheus
You: Embrace it
You: Like if it was your child
Stranger: sure thannnd
Stranger: dang it im s*** with comitment
You: All it takes is
You: Heart
You: Soul
You: and Faith
You: Your battle will be long
You: Faith will guide you
You: Heart will keep you going
Stranger: MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION FOR MY QUEST
You: and soul will give you power
You: ?
Stranger: WHAT THE f*** IS WRONG WITH YOUR LIFE Smile
You: My life has been drowned
You: by sukres
Stranger: with bullshit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now here comes the funny part:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello,
Stranger: hi hi
You: Ortheus seeks your help
Stranger: f*** off not you again
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: I AM ORTHEUS
Stranger: or so you told me
Stranger: Smile
You: Tommorow has come
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I was so amused by this I went looking for him...
But then I ran into this guy..

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Ortheus?
Stranger: Geo
You: Geo is your name?
You: Geo you must seek Ortheus
You: I have lost him
You: You will be disconnecting soon
You: But as you do
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Why do you need Ortheus
You: Every stranger you meet you ask ortheus
You: He has been chosen
You: Geo
You: You shall be his soul.
Stranger: His soul?
You: Ask him
You: He knows what I mean
You: Seek for Ortheus
You: He's one of the strangers
You: Will you help?
Stranger: But why?
Stranger: What would I do if I find him?
You: Tell him
You: That you are his soul
You: and that Faith is waiting
Stranger: But I don't believe in souls
Stranger: and I have no faith
You: You will learn to understand
You: Seek for Ortheus
You: I have faith in you
You: Geo
Stranger: "I am your soul..."
Stranger: "Faith is waiting"
Stranger: What will happen if I find him?
You: You will find out in time
You: Don't worry
You: Our path will cross once more
Stranger: wait
Stranger: What if someone pretends to be Ortheus?
You: You will know who ortheus is
You: Because he will reject you first
Stranger: Reject me?
You: he will curse
You: You will understand...
Stranger: I will search 5 times...
Stranger: if I have not found him after 5 times
Stranger: I quick
Stranger: *quit
You: Thank you
You: I will send someone for you
You: This person will be Ortheus's heart
Stranger: heart?
You: Seek for Ortheus and you will understand
You: Seek & Wait.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: You stay here
Stranger: I will search
You: Our paths will cross
You: Don't worry
Stranger: I just get horny guys...
Stranger: No Ortheus
You: Those horny guys are sukres
Stranger: Sukres?
You: Evil beings
You: Corrupting Faith.
Stranger: There is no Ortheus
Stranger: I do not believe
You: Do you question faith Geo?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Ortheus is a lie
Stranger: I see no reason to believe
You: I will find him on my own then
Stranger: I will search
Stranger: To assist you
You: Thank you Geo
Stranger: But I don't think I will find him
You: Ortheus will be found
Stranger: I paste and paste....
Stranger: but no Ortheus
You: I do the same
You: You must find heart then
Stranger: How?
You: Ask for Jimion
Stranger: Jimion?
You: Yes
Stranger: Who?
You: Jimion
Stranger: Too late...
Stranger: Missed him
You: Who?
Stranger: Jimion
Stranger: You: Ortheus?
Stranger: yes!!!
Stranger: hahaha
You: woot
Stranger: im the same person still
Stranger: has tomorrow come??
You: He's still here
You: Keep searching
You: Gather up troops
Stranger: I don't believe in Ortheus
You: I told you he would reject you
You: and he did
Stranger: "has tomorrow come??"
Stranger: How to I answer that?
You: Tell him your Geo
You: and different person
You: And tell him to wait and seek for the within
Stranger: Huh?
You: Tell him.
Stranger: Has tomorrow come?
You: Soon
Stranger: You: Ortheus?
Stranger: What do you want?
Stranger: What
You: are you Ortheus??
You: I am Geo
Stranger: What the f*** do you want
You: Are you Ortheus?
Stranger: f*** off
You: I am your Soul
You: That wasn't ortheus
Stranger: How do you know?
You: He would have known
You: What you were talking about
You: The first person was
You: This one
You: wasn't
Stranger: Perhaps he did know what I was talking....
Stranger: You said he would swear
You: Hmm..
You: His krushan is weak
You: It's not him
Stranger: You: Are you Ortheus?
Stranger: f*** YOU
Stranger: WHAT KIND OF f*** OFF DO I NEED TO TELL YOU
You: Are you Ortheus?
You: Answer my question
Stranger: f*** OFF f***ing ****
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT MY f***ing SOUL
You: I've been told I am
You: It's him
Stranger: What should I say
You: Say that he promised to grasp the destiny
You: He will Geo
Stranger: He just keep insulting me Sad
You: Tell him to calm down
Stranger: I did
Stranger: He said he won't talk to me...
You: Tell him to seek for me
Stranger: Who are you?
You: I will say his name
You: He will know
You: and then
You: Faith shall be sealed
You: You've served my well Geo.
Stranger: What more can I do?
You: Wait now
Stranger: Stranger: Hey
You: Are you Ortheus?
Stranger: Yes I am
Stranger: who are you?
You: I am Geo
Stranger: How can I found out if he is lying?
You: It's not him
You: Ortheus will cure
You: curse*
Stranger: Why are you harrassing Ortheus?
You: I am not harrassing him
You: Just seeking
You: he promised
Stranger: Promised what?
You: You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: are you from usa
You: Your destiny has been written on the founded documents of amaroth
You: Tommorow
You: Faith will reach out for you
Stranger: BITCHING YEEHHHHH
Stranger: cant f***ing wait
You: When it does, will you grasp it?
Stranger: yeh yeh yeh
Stranger: I WILL GRASP IT LIKE A WET PUSSY
You: You must seek for the within
Stranger: done.
You: Ortheus must be found.
Stranger: wtf?
You: That's when we first met
Stranger: he does not seem like a nice person
You: He's lost
Stranger: Why do you care about him?
You: When I was seeking
You: He was the only one
You: who accepted
Stranger: Accepted what?
You: Faith.
You: When he found out the truth
You: He ran
Stranger: Tell me the truth...
You: ?
Stranger: What truth did he find?
You: he..
You: I told him
You: What he was supposed to do from 3 days from now
Stranger: and that is?
You: I musn't tell
Stranger: please
You: YOU GOT PUNK'D
You: HAHAHAAAA
You: OMG
You: YOUR I WAS SO BORED
You: THEN MADE UP THIS THING
Stranger: Yeah, I was so bored too
You: btw
You: Ortheus was a real dude
You: Only you lasted longer
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: I was also playing capture the cat at the same time
You: Wtf?
You: Lol
Stranger: http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.html
You: Anyway need to find "ortheus"
You: Ba bye
You have disconnected.

I tried looking for "Ortheus" but I couldn't find him anymore. Geo's still probably looking for him because he found the whole thing funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:35 pm

wow lol, that things you can come up with when you're bored, I hope Ortheus becomes one with himself eventually.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:40 pm

He probably won't go to omegle again. I started doing this around 3.15 and I had so much fun, poor ortheus.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:13 pm

The fortune cookie with wings line was fantastic xD
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:15 pm

Fortune cookie line? Where?
I've been laughing about this the whole day, I swear I keep on running in to him.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ortheus?
Stranger: oh s***
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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PostSubject: Re: Talk to strangers 2: Revenge of the Whale tacos!   Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:12 am

Nevermind.
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