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PostSubject: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:30 am

I am going to literally murder something. I walk into Mcdonald's today all in uniform and s***. This Mcdonald's is far from my house and I was dropped off. I walk into the staff room past two good looking girls and full of confidence I say "hello I am very new" and their like "Oh yes I see that, welcome". I see the manager and he tells me to follow me into his staff room. He tells me to take a seat. He then proceeds to tell me that his boss says I cannot be hired because working only one month is not good enough to be hired so I am now terminated and there is nothing he can do. I love that guy so I was polite. But that higher up employee makes me ponder... Godammit. I feel like painting that Mcdonald's windows black and then putting a horsehead in his bed.

GODAMN BLOODY HELL

So I guess I hate every form of government at this point.
Hippies fucked me over by not letting the godamn trees be cut down
And Conservative corporations are like f*** you I like money and your a dick.

Looks like all that is left for me is anarchy

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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:49 am

welcome to the club
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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:52 am

Time to hate the government by biking on sidewalks

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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:14 am

well it's a start
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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:55 am

I will also not vote

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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:47 pm

that's jsut being smart. now if you wanna go hardcore you have to start doing the worst thing ever - not separate your garbage
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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:27 pm

f*** that is so extreme
I am going to put everything in the plastic bag.
Take that ya godamn autocratic bastards

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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:27 pm

my little boy is growing up to be a bastard. i'm so proud. have a beer son beer
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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:12 pm

What you have to do is turn on your faucets and waste water. That's how you get back at the government. You can also start putting non-recyclables in the recycling bins
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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:01 pm

I will use sinks as toilets

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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:42 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
I will use sinks as toilets

You've won...

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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:59 pm

This thread just made me laugh really hard congrats everyone Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:04 am

But now I have no job and have to do unpaid chores for my parents
FUUUUUUUUUUU-

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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:09 am

That sucks. But you did make some great jokes out of it lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:24 am

Lol my friends took House for sale signs and put them on random houses

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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:50 am

hahaha that's great!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Turns out I'm actually not a conservative either   Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:52 am

Lol they were probably surprised in the morning

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