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PostSubject: nationality fun   Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:30 pm

ok a friend sent me this a few mins ago and i have to say that this is a sad day for someone

10 Reasons Why CROATIANS Can't Be Terrorists

10. 8:45am is too f***ing early for us to be up.

9. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights. (Croatians are in their own time zone) - so f***ing true

8. Pretty people on the plane distract us. (anything distracts us)

7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. (cursing everyone who is not Croatian) - ha guilty of doing that way too often

6. Food and drinks were on the plane. and roast pig might take a bit longer to roast at 40000 feet. of course we would pack our own meals.

5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.

4. We would all want to fly the plane.

3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.!!!!!!!!! (and fight the entire time) cursing each other's relatives back 700 generations. - s*** yea. when i'm done with you kid you're gonna regret those two mammoths ever mated

2. We would have put the CROATIAN flag on the windshield. (and have to paint the entire plane red, white and blue of course not leaving out the checkers)...

1. We would have told everyone a week before doing it. (and asking them to watch and tape the news brief for us)
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PostSubject: Re: nationality fun   Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:33 pm

You know you are dating a Croatian guy when ............... (ok this is f***ing racist man. it's not all true)

He's close to 30 years old and he still lives at home.
At dances/clubs, he'll stay at the bar while you go dance with your friends.
He thinks Ante, Jure, and Slavko are great names for his first born son.
He thinks Aussie chicks are only good for one thing and o thing only.
He asks you all the time if you can cook the same food as his mother.
Time stands still when the local Croatian soccer club plays soccer.
He's afraid of your father.
He's more afraid of your mother.
You have more education than he does.
Hanging out with the guys at a the local coffee shop (or Croatian DOM) or SevenEleven until 4am is a completely normal event in his life.
He has NO CLUE what to get you for your birthday so he'll buy you a "useful" gift like a pen set, kitchen gadgets or CK perfume. Or he'll send his sister or cousin to pick out something for you.
He has this fantasy that one day he will move back to Croatia.
His dream wedding will be at a Croatian Hall or Dom.
He owns 3 pairs of shoes:
one pair for work
one pair for church
and a pair of Nike or Adidas running shoes

He may have a pair of flip flops to wear to the picnics and to mow the lawn.

He owns/wears at least one piece of jewelry with a Grb (the shield that's in the middle of the flag) on it.
It's "unmanly" to be affectionate with your girlfriend in public, especially at a Croatian function.
He can not understand why you think Ricky Martin is so sexy.
His wardrobe consists of a range of these colors: blue, gray, black, beige/brown and maybe dark green.

He knows how to drywall.

It takes him 8 years to complete a 3 year degree/diploma.

His ideal girlfriend should:
Know how to cook
Be a virgin
Not spend any money
Be able to read write and speak Croatian.
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PostSubject: Re: nationality fun   Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:35 pm

after reading the above article i'm afraid to say that my girlfriend is dating a croat. although an odd one since he doesn't have all those traits
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PostSubject: Re: nationality fun   Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:00 pm

Thats cold brother , Funny but cold ..lol
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PostSubject: Re: nationality fun   Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:02 pm

3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.!!!!!!!!! (and fight the entire time) cursing each other's relatives back 700 generations. - s*** yea. when i'm done with you kid you're gonna regret those two mammoths ever mated

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PostSubject: Re: nationality fun   Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:58 pm

That made my rather shitty day. Good job mate +REP
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PostSubject: Re: nationality fun   Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:18 am

well now you know how i felt when i saw all f this. yep, that's right i was laughing my ass off
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PostSubject: Re: nationality fun   Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:32 pm

ROFL!
I love nationality jokes Razz
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