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PostSubject: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:19 pm

Theoretical situation, you f***ing have to fight as many 6 year old as you can. How many can you hold off? Depends on the fighting location. If it was in a house I'd fight them into a hall way, where their numbers would count for nothing. Eventually I could use their unconscious bodies as some sort of horrible meat wall which would allow me to simply stand on top and kick them in the face as they scrambled over. If too many went to grab your legs and aimed for certain regions it would be easy to become overwhelmed. I think intimidation would also play a high role in surviving the waves. But depending on how well I felt, and how intent these guys were on fighting me, and if they used weapons or not, I would say I would have enough energy to take out a solid 85. I'm sure the 86th will be leading more 6 years around the hot gates blocking all escapes wielding menacing rocks or something.

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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:22 pm

I would treat this as a game of Nazi zombies. I found find a nice house, with a large room and no windows. That way they would have to funnel through a hallway into the room, where I can just throw down with my superior strength. My speed and agility is sub-par considering my enormous body mass, so I would have to stay in this room for the endless waves of 6 year old kids. I think this would work, because like in your story, the bodies would soon pile up and It would slow their progress, buying me more time in between waves.
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:27 pm

This is pretty serious, good thing were thinking of practical usage
I think I could get a pretty sweet combo if they didn't spam projectiles at me
If I by some great fortune was able to get my hands on a club or bat of some sort. I would just put my back against the wall and keep them away from my damn legs.
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:41 pm

Find a long hallway with few windows and doorways, then when i fight one, i will use the body as a weapon. I think i could get to 70, then i would say "Fuck this, I am going home."
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:57 pm

I would go into the hall and pull over the shelf to block one side. If any of them were over on that side I could try to body slam the shelf to crush them up some, otherwise I just have one side to deal with. I'd try to use my legs to kick them in the head/neck to "stun" them. If a meat shield built up then I might start using my fists but then I would definitely go for the neck so my knuckles wouldn't get bruised up and tired from smacking into their hard noggins.
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:00 pm

Flamethrower, everyone knows fire is the infants one weakness.

Bare handed.. well I don't think I could fight a 6 year old from a moral point of view, but I'd manage about 60 before I get overwhelmed Smile
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:28 pm

What if the infants hated the Irish and were the sole distributor of krpytonite

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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:47 pm

If its a Bare handed fight i want room to move and a high wall at my back , I would say one good punch in the face or a gook kick would do a 6 year old in so i wouls say if i had my back to a wall , with bad knees maybe 50 or 60 before the numbers would catch up to me ..
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:59 pm

Hate you'd just need to shoot lasers out of your guitar

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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:12 pm

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Hate you'd just need to shoot lasers out of your guitar
LMAO ... What was that video that had that guy doing that ???
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:16 pm

I believe in a thing called love lol

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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:17 pm

Hahahahahaha god that song brings back memories
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:28 pm

I want to phone someone and just sing that

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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:57 pm

I feel great today so i change my number to 90 of those little bastards .. LETS GET IT ON !!
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:03 pm

f*** fighting. i'd challenge them to a drinking contest
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:06 pm

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f*** fighting. i'd challenge them to a drinking contest
They would die !! Hell you can kill grown men with your drinking, kids would never stand a chance !!
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:26 pm

now you see why i'd fight them like that
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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:18 pm

Legendary thread this was

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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:59 pm

wow this thread was old. idk what a 6 year old looks like. if i do the hallway trick then i could probably take out a good number. any specific number doesnt make sense to me.

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PostSubject: Re: How many 6 year olds can you fight?   Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:20 pm

This is pretty epic.
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