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PostSubject: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:24 pm

So I have a girlfriend I didn't tell you guys about. So we hang out pretty much everyday. Except she is always texting while we watch tv or whatever we happen to be doing. I took a peek at her phone once and I saw it was some dude named Ryan. For the past week if not more she has been texting this guy. So I plan on taking her phone next time she leaves it stranded and try to find out if anything is going on. She says its her cousin but I don't believe her. So one day she uses the washroom and her phone was on the couch. It must have fell out of her pocket. So I quickly snatch it and run into my storage room and sat behind my couch where my skates were on the ground looking dull. Now over time my skates blades are diminishing, should I buy a new pair or should I forge another blade? Thanks in advance

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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:30 pm

wow.

Trade your girlfriend for new skates. Win-win.
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:35 pm

I'm guessing you didn't get that its a joke

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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:36 pm

I'm guessing you didn't get that its a joke.
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:37 pm

I'm guessing you didn't get that I guessed it was a joke

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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:45 pm

I'm guessing that I didn't catch that you were guessing that it was a guess.

I'm confused.
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:46 pm

Buy a dog


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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:46 pm

Tough crowd

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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:13 pm

f*** the gf, get the skates rofl.
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:26 pm


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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:27 pm

Rofl, wtf is that thing?
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:28 pm

I'm just being a jackass at this point ahahah

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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:44 pm

Damn BYD.
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I say forge another blade...it could have multiple purposes.
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:09 pm

You guys know I'm trying to be funny right


Joke Hitlers

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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:02 am

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So I have a girlfriend I didn't tell you guys about. So we hang out pretty much everyday. Except she is always texting while we watch tv or whatever we happen to be doing. I took a peek at her phone once and I saw it was some dude named Ryan. For the past week if not more she has been texting this guy. So I plan on taking her phone next time she leaves it stranded and try to find out if anything is going on. She says its her cousin but I don't believe her. So one day she uses the washroom and her phone was on the couch. It must have fell out of her pocket. So I quickly snatch it and run into my storage room and sat behind my couch where my skates were on the ground looking dull. Now over time my skates blades are diminishing, should I buy a new pair or should I forge another blade? Thanks in advance
If you lay the pipe right she will never cheat !! If you have to get a little blue pill and just kill her , this dude wont stand a chance ..
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:22 am

forge another blade.
and girlfriends cheating are a serious problem. but what ever you do just don't get drunk without a wingman that is actually concerned for your wellbeing or you'll wake up in a red dress next to a guy named bob
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:02 am

take the cell phone and forge it for new blades......
chatty-kathy girlfriend problem taken care of!

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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:28 pm

so do you really have a girlfriend?

And ice skates are for ice skaters, you should get rid of them immediately
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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:29 pm

Nope, it was all supposed to be funny

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PostSubject: Re: A serious matter- please help   Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:32 pm

you sly, sly admin you.
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