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PostSubject: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:22 am

Does anyone play this?

My keyboard/mouse skills are nowhere near my PS3 controller levels, but it still kicks serious ass. It's taken me ages to get into it, everytime I played it online previously I hated it (slowly growing on me though), but the single player... man, without joking, its better than COD4. Its so pretty as well, on the high settings, I don't think anything comes close to looking as good. The facial expression when you're strangling a Korean is hilarious, but the detail is what makes it so.

http://uk.pc.ign.com/dor/objects/694190/ea-crytek-title-untitled-project/videos/crysis_102307.html

To say EA put out so much shite, they do have the odd amazing gem.
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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:39 pm

My computer is not a super powered energy cell connected to a satellite so I can't play it
But it looks damn fun

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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:36 pm

Wow that game looks gorgeous.
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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:25 pm

my bro and i always do the joke "yes, but can it run cysis"

i have an odd fascination that i want to play this...but i have nowehere near the processing power to play it.....my graphics card is pretty much the only thing that i have and i doubt i could use it to play this

i have the nVidia GeForce 9500GT

so yeah, no Crysis in my immediate future

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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:37 pm

i watched the video

holy crap, i want.

i want to choke a korean....that looks so awesome

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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:47 pm

Actually that card will play Crysis, if not on high settings, at least mid which is still quite pretty. What Ghz CPU you got? And what RAM Memory?
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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:53 pm

ahhh, sir, you are a fan of teh webz are you not? are you well versed in the langage of fail?

my comp was 400$. which if you are unfamiliar with usd, thats a steal, we got the monitor for free, which is the only good thing, a 20.1" lcd.....it is great for photoediting, but i digress

i think its a dual core 1.6 ghz (pauses for laughter)


(waits some more)

and the RAM

1gb running Vis-*laughter erupts*

so yeah, this comp really sucks. im looking to get more RAM, cheap. and my nro got me a the GPU as a christmas present so i could run Half Life2. which i might add....kicks major ass. and i CAN use it on high settings on this comp

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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:59 pm

Okay, I did actually laugh. Sorry, but that is a pathetic machine. I don't think you can buy a computer with less than 1.8 ghz cpu these days.

Definitely no Crysis for you.

Don't worry, if you have a 360 you'll be able to play Crysis 2 when it comes out next year: it just wont be as pretty as when I play it Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:02 pm

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Okay, I did actually laugh. Sorry, but that is a pathetic machine. I don't think you can buy a computer with less than 1.8 ghz cpu these days.

Definitely no Crysis for you.

Don't worry, if you have a 360 you'll be able to play Crysis 2 when it comes out next year: it just wont be as pretty as when I play it Very Happy

hope for me yet!

laugh all you want.....its fine. im used to it. it sucks hardcore

my dad bought it for my bro and i. he was looking for a cheap deal....and he got one. it goes on the internet....i can use the internet and photoshop at the same time. it plays music. it runs HL2. so im somehwat happy.

my next purchase is a fairly decent laptop computer. i want one that i can do all the aforementioned....but of course, it needs to be portable.

yeah, somehting over dual 2.0 would be nice hahahaha. and like 4 gb ram

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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:08 pm

There are some good deals out there, AMD Dual Core 2.2 ghz with 4GB RAM go for 400 here, which is about as cheap as laptops come before they drop below 15 inch crappy netbooks.
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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:10 pm

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There are some good deals out there, AMD Dual Core 2.2 ghz with 4GB RAM go for 400 here, which is about as cheap as laptops come before they drop below 15 inch crappy netbooks.

damn, thats a laptop? thats like, what, 600 or less here? not bad.

im not in the market yet. my parents have yet to get me a b-day present....i doubt if they will kick in cash for a laptop...and im wayyyy broke cuse my job doesnt pay. im looking for one

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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:02 pm

It looks like Far Cry. Which I despise
But these graphics are wayyyyy advanced

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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:06 pm

It will look a bit like Far Cry, as its by the same developers: how can you despise Far Cry btw, that game was great. 2 is excellent as well, though quite different?
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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:29 pm

I got lost very quickly and had no patience for sneaking

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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:33 pm

I can run it on Medium on my computer, which is somewhat of an acheivement.
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PostSubject: Re: Crysis   Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:35 pm

that counts for a huzzah

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