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PostSubject: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:35 pm

In media writing class, the prof gave out a quiz on 10 random questions about whats going on in the world and politics. I got .5/10 I knew the liberals were realizing an ad campaign but I didn't know the new leaders name. Luckily it was the first day so it didn't count. Is there any blogger on youtube that says everything important that happens in North America and the world? I would've known more answers if I watched sxephil, godammit. Or a good website other than boring New York Times? Or a youtube channel? These quizzes will be 10% of my mark


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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:18 pm

wait...you are worried about american news? or canadian?

sxephill cannot help with that kind of news.

i hate to reccommend this......but The daily show does talk about news....that is horrendous to say, and my friends would kill me on the spot...but if you are looking for funny news that is interesting, the daily show might help

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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:27 pm

I'd look for a news channel outside of America: news programs are rediculously polarized there.
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:37 pm

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I'd look for a news channel outside of America: news programs are rediculously polarized there.

agreed

BBC world is what i consider to be the best, and i think the rest of the world does as well

also, the onion...pure unbiased truth Razz

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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:45 pm

this channel can help you out with a few things

http://www.youtube.com/user/therealweeklynews
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:51 pm

that was a steaming pile of s***

byd...dont watch that...it will just confuse you more. thats not news, its some dude just bitching and moaning one once a month videos about how we suck.

f*** him

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Blink 182?
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:01 pm

Yeah I need to know EVERYTHING major that happens each week every week
Its mostly going to be political in the States and Canada, but big events and celebrities doing stuff is important too. One question was "What reality TV star broke up with her boyfriend who is a football player?" THe hell if I know, turns out it was Tila Tequila, where can I find out all this s*** in one dose?

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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:05 pm

that stupid stuff probably sxephil

but i would try and find a recap of BBC world news

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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:12 pm

I really want to find a good youtube channel
I don't want to read tons of articles
Maybe I'll just read the top story everyday

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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:34 pm

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Yeah I need to know EVERYTHING major that happens each week every week
Its mostly going to be political in the States and Canada, but big events and celebrities doing stuff is important too. One question was "What reality TV star broke up with her boyfriend who is a football player?" THe hell if I know, turns out it was Tila Tequila, where can I find out all this s*** in one dose?

well that one was on espn and espn.com and nfl.com lol
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:57 pm

How to make friends in university classes
Step 1
Go to class
Step 2
Say this class is a f***ing joke
????
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:58 am

How to prank byd
1) Profit
2) Tell him he is smart
3)?????
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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:59 am

Whoa that was confusing...
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:02 am

VacuousReality wrote:
Whoa that was confusing...
sorry, i should have changed the title to
"how to intentionally, without giving it away, throw off vacuousreality

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Blink 182?
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:04 am

You must have been a genius to read my reaction like that before I even read it.

1) Ask question.
2) VR responds.
3) ?????????
4) Profit.
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:06 am

see, you get the basic principle

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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:30 am

1. Buy snakes and mice
2. Put mice food on your penis
3. ???????
4. Profit

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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:52 pm

What the f*** are the snakes for O.O
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:56 pm

for pleasure....hello....

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:01 pm

So you put the mouse food on your dick. Then get the mouse there. Then get the snake to eat the mouse on your dick? Do I get this right?
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:03 pm

im not sure....step 3 is always shady to me


(blackstar, were you here in the forum for this? byd made this thing before, 4 steps with the 3rd one as "?" and we just had fun with it. so there, there is the story)

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:04 pm

Yeah I've seen it before lol.
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PostSubject: Re: I need your GODAMN help   Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:06 pm

Guysss you're not supposed to EVER discuss the ??? lol

1. Close your eyes
2. Think about a giraffe's long neck
3. ?????
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