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PostSubject: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:13 pm

Apparently I made a first one its in the history so this is a sequel
So I leave to go to my university which is a hour away from my house so I'm like this will take 2 hours tops. So they me kick off the bus at some random spot and I'm like FUCKKK. So I wander around and I'm like yo where the f*** do I transfer to get to The University of Humber. And this dude is like find the TTC Terminal. So I'm like okay I played Halo I can spot a terminal. 20 minutes later I can't. So I phone my dad, I'm like dad, f*** I'm lost. And he's like f*** you son. So I go back into the station and I approach someone who works there and say "The f*** do I get to humber?" she shakes her Indian head and says Dunno. Then I say, who do I ask and she says dunno. f***ing whore. So this one lady in line gives me good directions on where I can access the mainframe and go into the space bunker. This dude approaches me and says "Give me money, I can't get home" I tell him I only have change. Then he says anything will help. So I give him $3 to stfu, he didn't even suck me off. Then he says god bless and opens this door for me....Dick.. So I walk around and go into some random building that looks important. I see customer service so I go in there. And I'm like "Where the f***ing f*** is the Terminal to blow up the sith?" Without looking up he tells me to leave the building through a tunnel and infiltrate the next base. So I finally find the terminal. And this rasta is there. So I am like "Rasta, how do I get to GODAMN HUMBER?" He says to take the subway to Wilson. So I have to break a bill because I don't have the $3 anymore. So I go on the subway. Then these little kids get on who look like they are 11 and there all wearing flannel and there skateboarding across the subway. You have no idea how badly I wanted to drop all 4 bags of weight i had and just unleashed harm on kids disrupting the nice sounds of the subway. Damn kids. By now the banana's in my bag are badly crushed and gross. I toss them. My mom starts texting me freaking out, and i'm like chill, I'm taking the subway. Eventually the subway gets to the final stop and it is not f***ing Wilson. So I carry all my shit up stairs and I go to this asian store and im like seriously HUMBER where is it. The guy is like AD{GJOSDgjs[oghksf chinese stuff. So I walk away and ask this other bro and he tells me to take this 36 bus. I go upstairs and there is 36 A B C. MOTHER f*** ME SIDEWAYS. So I ask some bros. They all don't know. So I am like bus driver, does this go to humber. He says yes! THANK GOD. Of course all the bitches take every seat even though I have wayyyyy more stuff to carry. So 1 hour later I get off early to walk to humber because I don't want to miss my stop. So I am finally here. A 1 hour drive turned into 5 hours of bullshit. Phew. I can't believe I'm alive. f***ing toronto. Good thing I am not afraid to coerce my way into getting info

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:17 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:17 pm

We are sorry my Lord.
(Sorry your avatar always gets me like that).

That sounds pretty damn scary I hope nothing like that happens to me. Who helped you out the most? The Chinese person?
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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:20 pm

Chinese guy told me nothing. He was a enemy. This indian dude that told me to take 36 was cool. The rasta was decent. And they lady in line was good

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:31 pm

uuuhhh
how am i supposed to react?











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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:38 pm

Damn peddlers.
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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:38 pm

Man I am ready for a fight

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:24 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
So I phone my dad, I'm like dad, f*** I'm lost. And he's like f*** you son.

This is the most best thing I've ever read. This story was epic. GODDAMN + rep

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:27 pm

You are a man who appreciates culture

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:28 pm

Wow I stumbled upon some serious epicness here...
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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:29 pm

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You are a man who appreciates culture

I just completely imagined the conversation transpiring like that

"Hey, Dad. I'm f***ing lost."

"Hey, f*** you son!"

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:30 pm

A story becomes surprisingly better if you say f*** and add star wars references

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:31 pm

I'm going to use this wisdom in my academic writing class.
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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:34 pm

sage advice

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:37 pm

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20 frickin October 2009 apocalypse death metal
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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:42 pm

BALLSSEXAWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

essay:
WHY METAL PWNS!?!??@?>!.(working title)
if you dont agree, then off to hell with yee

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:43 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:45 pm

Oh I forgot about Star Wars.

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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:15 pm

That made me laugh my ass off. I know how you feel though man we got lost while we were in Seattle and couldn't find the GODAMN bus and had to MOTHERFUCKING walk like 3 GODAMN miles up some GODAMN hills that were at a f***ing 90 degree angle.
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PostSubject: Re: Angry BYD Rantings Part 2   Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:18 pm

mmmm thats life man we never finished our game of chess we should continue on skype
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