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PostSubject: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:00 pm

BALTIMORE -- A Johns Hopkins University student from Monmouth County armed with a samurai sword killed a man early today who broke into his off-campus home in Baltimore, according to a report by the Baltimore Sun.

Baltimore police responded to a report of a suspicious person at the 300 block of E. University Parkway around 1:20 a.m., when they heard shouts and screams and found the suspected burglar suffering from a nearly severed hand and a severe cut to his upper body, the report said. Police said initial investigation shows the man was killed with one strike of the sword.

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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:06 pm

Holy shit don't burglarize someone with a f***ing samurai sword. That sounds pretty damn painful he just got one major slice damn.
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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:11 pm

So harsh but so badass

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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:13 pm

Yeah this is rated X badassness. Like those movies with just incredibly gory sword fighting.
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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:14 pm

uhmmm slice!
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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:17 pm

I wonder if the kid who sliced him acted like he was tight or something when he did it, like held his position afterwords and just listen to the guy scream and collapse with a smile on his face. "One slice."
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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:45 pm

I think he deserves death if he's that much of a damn fool
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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:51 pm

VacuousReality wrote:
I wonder if the kid who sliced him acted like he was tight or something when he did it, like held his position afterwords and just listen to the guy scream and collapse with a smile on his face. "One slice."
The only thing the audience sees is a red line across a black screen

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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:25 pm

God, that does not sound right.
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PostSubject: Re: Burgler gets killed by samurai sword   Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:37 pm

Definitely awesome way to kill someone
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