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PostSubject: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:11 pm

Tom Brady

- A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.

After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.

- any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.

Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?

Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.




Lars Ulrich

- Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
- Sellout

Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the f*** did Lars start playing steel drums?


Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.



Ipod

- the world's smallest form of penis compensation.

- the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.

Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while strutting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.
- the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.

hey i got my 60 gig Ipod for just $500!

you dumbass, I got my 60 gig zen for $250!

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:21 pm

obviously a creative fan posted that last one

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Blink 182?
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:24 pm

Superman

Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"

Ottawa Senators

Probably the worst and gayest team to ever play a game in the NHL.
Ottawa Senators Season Tickets $14000
Parking for the entire season $550
Food, Drink and Booze for the entire season $646
Watching the Senators Choke in 4 straight to The Toronto Maple Leafs Priceless
There are some people who enjoy watching their team get swept for everyone else, there's the Leafs
CAN ANYTHING BE MORE TRUE!!!
Jim: Did you see the Sens beat the Leafs last night?
Bob: Did you see the Leafs beat the Sens in 4 Straight playoff series?
Jim: Yeah
Bob: So shut the hell up you Ottawa Senators Loving piece of crap, just go in the Scotiabank place and Die and leave your blood all over the ice because the Sens are gonna be slaughtered by the Leafs like i'm gonna slaughter you in the arena!!!
Jim: no
Bob: *pulls out gun and shoots Jim* ok

Folk Metal

Style of metal more popular in Scandanavia, including bands like Finntroll, Otyg, Korpiklaani, and Lumsk. Folk metal is usually recognized by the inclusion of instruments such as violins, woodwinds, and accordians, and also by the more melodic non-screaming style of singing and more medieval sounding riffs.
Someone asked me if I liked Slipknot, so I punched him clear in the sternum and as he was gasping for air on the floor I told him I only listened to pure Finnish Folk Metal, not pussy American merchandise-metal.

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:26 pm

That Folk Metal definition is the best thing I've ever read in my life

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:28 pm

Italian Coathanger

It's when the girl is on all fours and the guy is doing a handstand doing doggystyle on her.
"After making her bleed last night with an italian coathanger, my arms were tired"

i heard this one liv on the radio like 5 years ago

waffle crapper

July 8, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
sarainadream wrote:
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:32 pm

So rated R brute
So rated R
R

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:35 pm

i know....i heard that one at a party...i couldnt stop laughing

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:37 pm

r

The lazy person's version of many, many words, such as:

1. Yes
2. No
3. Correct
4. Hello
5. Goodbye
6. Fine thanks

The word, or letter, may prefix certain textual emoticons, which enhance its meaning.

It is however important to remember that the usage is context sensitive, so make sure you think before you speak.

- Mostly used among members of Demon Internet's noc.
Hi, how are you?
- r Smile

Speak to you later!
- r Very Happy

Thats the one isn't it?
- r.

Can I do this?
- r. (open to interpretation)

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:15 pm

Bitch Riggin- When an object is changed in some form to compensate for a missing need.


Yo man, I had to bitch rig a condom out of paper towels last night.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:18 pm

Bitch Tits- Where a man is fat enough to the point where he develops breasts. Also is used as an insult.

At least I don't have Bitch Tits fatass.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:30 pm

i have heard "bitch riggin" with a completely different first word. i wont post it, but i think it is far funnier.

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Blink 182?
Byd, this is how it starts, you know. One day it's "I like Blink 182", the next it's "I think I like men".
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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:34 pm

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i have heard "bitch riggin" with a completely different first word. i wont post it, but i think it is far funnier.

I know, but I changed it so it wasn't so innapropriate lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:34 pm

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brutality, thynameismetal wrote:
i have heard "bitch riggin" with a completely different first word. i wont post it, but i think it is far funnier.

I know, but I changed it so it wasn't so innapropriate lol.

i figured you did

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:40 pm

Oh I think I know what you guys are talking about

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:44 pm

Imma let you Finish

Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West.

Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.
Bob: Thank you Mr. Brown for having us in to give this sales presentation. We'd like to talk to you today about...

Alfred: Yo, Bob, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but I just got to say our product is is one of the best products there is!
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:45 pm

ahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:46 pm

that was todays word of the day

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:46 pm

I think the other one is n****r rigging but yeah I would rather use bitch rigging.


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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:48 pm

Yeah that's the one I was thinking about. I'm quite honestly surprised that the forum doesn't block that

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:49 pm

I choose what gets blocked
I only have 2 words blocked right now

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:49 pm

Yeah I censored it in case someone surfs this in public.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:51 pm

Ah I see. Well why do you censor stuff? Are you a communist?!

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:52 pm

Lol I kind of agree.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:54 pm

Yeah? Well f*** you ya ****

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:55 pm

GODDAMMIT, you're lucky you don't live in the U.S because I'd kick your ass out

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:57 pm

I'd censor it so the public would know the story but not know the true details
There are many words in the English language. You don't have to spam these 2 lol

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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:58 pm

I have to say it's probably my favorite thing about the US is freedom of speech. I know some places hate speech is illegal and a lot of people like that but yeah I wouldn't criticize someone for that but it's not my kind of thing at all.
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PostSubject: Re: Your favorite urban dictionary definitons?   Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:00 pm

Don't make me censor the letters VC into saying Brittney instead
Don't think I can't do that

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