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PostSubject: Godamn   Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:20 pm

So there is this dude on my floor. He's notorious around here. He will invade you. If you leave your door open he'll waltz in and talk very loudly and enthusiastically to you. Everytime he see's me he says What is your name again? So now he knows. I was a victim of one of his treacherous acts today. I couldn't sleep because my constant runny nose so I go in the showers at 6am. Then some dude gets in the stall next to me. All of a GODAMN f***ing sudden, I see the top of someones head pop up and I hear HI DAVE! I am so tired and sick so I almost slipped right there, scared the shit out of me. So I say hello...somewhat coldly. To this he replies with HOW ARE YOU. I say good and just end that. So this was the most awkward moment of my life. Some forth year dude and I had a naked conversation. I should kill myself or something. Probably the most unmanly thing that could happen. Maybe he just wants to suck me off but...just doesn't know how to ask. I'm godamn joking calm down. But man, people on this floor talk about him like crazy and I was just like whatever....Until he glanced over the stall in the shower
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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:21 pm

Vengance

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:23 pm

Ahah yeah saw that so long ago but its awesome seeing it again. I should just butter everything

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:26 pm

Sounds like you're going to have to take care of business.

Your hands will hurt afterwords, but his broken nose will hurt worse

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:27 pm

I believe I'd get expelled lol

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:38 pm

If you really want to get revenge, the next time he comes in tell him that if he steps one foot in your room, you will swiftly throw cow blood all over him.
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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:39 pm

You should dump a trash bag full of spiders in his room or run over his dog.

You could even put some C4 on his dairy cows, if his family lives on a farm

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:40 pm

It also does 5 frost damage

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:40 pm

Have you considered giving him deodorant and saying it's cake?

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:45 pm

Ahah

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:47 pm

I'm being serious now.

This is not an ahah moment. These are solutions to life's problems.

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PostSubject: Re: Godamn   Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:51 pm

Ahar

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