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PostSubject: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:42 pm

7:15 - 7:30 AM - I get the f*** out of bed and take a shower and get ready for school. I'm a GODDAMN man so it only takes me about 20 minutes to take a shower and put on a GODDAMN shirt and.... reluctantly.... pants.

7:50 AM - I get in my f***ing car and drive to school. I'm usually involved in road rage of some sort, be it honking rapidly and obnoxiously at slow moving vehicles or racking some asswipe's head in with a tire iron (That's only happened 15 or 20 times).

8:10 AM - I get to school and go to GODDAMN class. I usually sleep for about the first hour I get to school if I'm in economics, because that class is boring as hell and I want to throw my desk through the window. I have a block schedule, so that means I have all of my classes on Monday, and they are, in order, Economics, Orchestra, Music Theory, Novels Honors, GODDAMN Psychology, Media Arts (GODDAMN photography and videos and stuff), and Biology II: Genetics and Ethics. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I have periods 2, 4, 6, and study hall. On Wednesdays and Fridays, I have periods 1, 3, 5, 7

11:30 AM - I get out of one of my two least favorite classes for a meager amount of time to go force the slop they call food down my throat. They only give us a GODDAMN half hour for lunch, and usually I'm waiting in line for their feces-food for 20 of those minutes.

3:15 PM - I finally get the f*** out of school. I'm usually so emotionally drained that I feel like going home and sleeping. I usually stand around school for maybe 5 or 10 minutes and talk to some of my GODDAMN friends, but I try to get out fairly quick so I don't get caught in the traffic because the school's parking lot is a damn death trap.

3:30 - I get home, and either get on the computer and screw around, listen to music, watch TV, play Video Games, or sleep because school drains every last bit of energy I might have from the 7 hours of sleep I get each night. About 2 or 3 times a week I don't come home, but go and hang out with friends, playing video games, listening to music, playing music, etc. But about 75% of the time I go straight home. Also, on Tuesdays I go to the local Republican Headquarters for a nationwide seminar, where we learn about the Constitution and argue about how the government is raping us. It's cool because we have Conservative asswipes and liberal douchebags who come. There is even one kid (who I highly respect, although some of his views are asinine) who thinks that we should turn transform into a communal society where we all take care of each other, and that we should abolish our military completely so other terrorist nations aren't threatened. This is actually a really fun time.

12:00 AM - I usually go to bed about this time. Sometimes I listen to music while I fall asleep, other times I just go to sleep because I have trouble paying attention at school even if I'm awake




So, share your typical schedule. And yes, this was a product of pure boredom

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:56 pm

Goddam lost its meaning lol.....
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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:02 pm

Mine changes everyday. Monday's I have no classes so my day today went like this

5:00am- Woke up still feeling sick and shitty

6:00am- Got out of bed, can't fall asleep and get in the shower only to start a bullshit naked conversation

7:00- Watched youtube videos and ate cereal for 4 hours

1:00pm- Ate lunch, watched a single episode of family guy then did some reading I have to do

5:00pm: I woke up again with the book on the floor, so I went on the internet

6:30- Ate supper

7:00- Now, probably will watch football with some dude soon

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:03 pm

well..


7-2:30 School

2:30pm---1Am.....music/internetz/footbal....



Yeah....my life is not as epic as yours....
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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:14 pm

Ib's list

6 am- Wakes up

7 am- Breakfast

8 am- Tells Samwise to stop being a little bitch

9 am- Creates an alliance with Faldor

10 am- 2nd Breakfast

11 am- Neutralizes tango goblins in Moria

12- Lunch

1- Borimir dies

2- Sings black metal with Nasagul

3- Afternoon tea

4- Informs Galadrial the elf that she is not actually a computerized ghost that is somewhat scary

5- Dinner

6- Supper

7- Gandalf comes back from the hair stylists, Ib calls him homo for caring about his hair

8- Visits Gondor and hands every man a sword. Boys 7+ count as men. But when they inevitably die, the movie doesn't show it

9- Shields are splintered in battle

10- Tolkien runs out of things that can happen so eagles come and kill half the orc army

11- Aragorn and Farimir laugh because there careers can continue after this movie

12- Teabag orcs

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:16 pm

You are LEgendaRY



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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:28 pm

lmao I love how I included everything except the Ring getting destroyed

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:41 pm

IB, if you're on the internet that long you need to participate with the forum more

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:57 pm

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6am- Wakes up

7am- Co- worker dies and you adopt his son and put whiskey in his milk

8- Meet Paul and head to Little Boston

9- Meet f***ing Elli. What the f***? You thought he was Paul, your son falls like an asshole and finds oil

10- You deny Elli's wishes and instead you call Abel's daughter the pride of Little Boston. You then go in a haunted mansion and a ghost is escorted out politely by Elli

11- Mud wrestle Elli and talk about skin moisturizes

12- Meet some dude that says he's your brother and explain that you've never had the watch that was included with a happy meal you ordered so now you hate all forms of government and people so you want to move to Mexico.

1- Don't answer questions about your wife because you don't want people to think that your an emo vampire kid because you don't have one

2- Ship your son away because you hate disabled people

3- Steal whiskey in a resturant because you have a walrus mustache

4- Kill your brother because he isn't your brother but some dude who read all your blog posts

5- Go into the church that you paid for in Rollercoaster Tycoon only to find out you don't want those people in your theme park anymore

6- You are now 20 years older from the last hour

7- Rehearse for the next scene because this is the only thing 90% of the viewers are going to remember and care about and will do horrible imitations and they wont EVER say the lines correctly.

8- Ask your deaf son if you can talk to him just 1 on 1. Srsly the f*** man? He wants to move to Mexico, and that pisses you off because you were planning a dream getaway there

9- Suddenly there are dalmations in your house and you wake up and find the manliest things to do around you, eat steak and drink wat-.....Vodka

10- The end

11- Just kidding you tell Elli that Snape kills dumbledore and he is not happy because he hadn't read it yet and wont gain any subscribers on youtube because his review will be biased now. You were looking forward to that video so you kill him

12- Your teammate is pissed because Elli was the only guy on the other team and he was searching the whole map to get a kill and you took it.

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:14 pm

Hahahahaha that was fantastic + rep

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6:00 Am - wakes up and and rehearses with his band and makes an inredible album, although no one knows about him yet

7:00 - Changes album name because people don't like the idea of "Metal up their ass"

8:00 - Makes another album that is fantastic, although slightly worse. Kicks asswipe guitar player out of his band because he is a hardass.

10:00 - Makes yet another album, which is slightly worse than the album that was slightly worse than the first. Still really good though. Tours a little bit, and stuff

11:00 - Drives the tour bus off of a mountain and kills the bass player

12:00 - Creates yet another album, that is slightly worse than all of the others. But it is acceptable.

1:00 - Makes another album that is utter shit. I mean, there are a few good songs on it but it completely ruined his band. Makes a shitload of money

3:00 - Makes a series of albums which suck large shlong. Pisses off any real fan he ever had. His mother develops a hatred for him, and denies him as her son

5:00 - Makes a cover album that is pretty good, but only because he didn't write the songs. Sits at home and crys

7:00 - Makes another album that is the worst piece of garbage that someone has ever passed off as music. His drummer crys like a little b!tch because people don't respect them enough to purchase their music

9:00 - Makes a final album that is slightly redeeming, but not totally because he has made straight crap for about a decade.

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:25 pm

Oh ho ho
Such familiar stories should be told at fireplaces

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:30 pm

If I ever have a kid, I'm going to name him Angus. And I will tell him these stories

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:48 pm

And he will question the validity and the references
If he doesn't get it all, strike him

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:15 pm

If he doesn't know any of those references I've failed as a father

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:21 pm

By the age of 5 this has to be memorized

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:24 pm

f*** that

by the age of five, he had better memorize the lyrics of every song in my library, as well as recite word for word my favorite films. Oh, and he also needs to bring my beer promptly when I demand it

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:29 pm

You're not my son, your just a Oooooo
You're just a Orrrrrphan!
Have you ever heard that before?

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:34 pm

lol my friend was telling me today that he had to babysit this little ass, and I told him to take the little bastard to an orphanage.

If you have a disappointment for a son, like a kid who likes rap or a girl, just drop him off at an orphanage


lol i know, that was horrible

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:28 am

Aha you should have my avatar

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:39 am

I'll do you one better

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:42 am

Nothing tops milkman dad

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:43 am

lol we should get everyone to change their avvys to a 50's style cartoon

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:45 am

lmao yes!
I'll make a thread

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PostSubject: Re: A GODDAMN typical day!   Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:46 am

We can scour the internet and post options. - rep for those who do not comply for 1 week

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