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PostSubject: Story of my life   Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:57 pm

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Alright really funny story here. I have this huge crush on my guidance counsellor. I have no idea how old she is but she looks probably 25. Don't ask me how a 25 year old gets that job but anyway. Her name is Miss Oak. So I go down to her because I want to drop a course next semester. I don't need a business course because I want to make more videos. Back on topic, she asks me that she needs my student password to get access to my file. I instantly sweat as I remember I made it missoakissexy.
I panic, and say "Its...umm...I forget." She says that everyone should make it abcde so they don't forget and now she has to go into the servers to find it out. Then all of a sudden the speedy typing stops and she looks as me and says, "keep your thoughts and jokes to yourself."
This is the most embarassing moment of my life as she saw my password. I needed something, anything to change the topic. So she types in my password and the photo of me pops up. I quickly say "So what do you like to eat?"
Surprised she says, "Well, I like wild berries and honey."
I quickly reply saying "Yeah I like food too" Oh god terrible I know.
So she keeps typing and saying that all my marks are fair and the course can be dropped. But my religion mark is low so it is going to be hard for me to find a good job or be successful. She continously says how my life will go downhill if I drop this course
Then it hits me like a arrow.
Wild berries and honey?
Oh god, how did I not see this coming. Miss Oak is not who I think she is. Its a bear!
I turn around and bolt out the room and sprint out the school. I look behind me and the bear is on all fours chasing me.
Rome is far away, how could I fight a bear all alone with only...A dagger! In my sheath!
I continue to run, the bears muzzle right near my legs.
I see a extremely narrow creavace, I stop in front of it and turn around to face the bear
The bear growls, ready for its meal. I slowly step into the narrow alleyway. The two walls squeezing my shoulders together
The bear lunges at me and I jump backwards falling right into the snow.
But the bear is stuck! I quickly stand up and stab the bear between the eyes and it is over
Its been 30 years since the bear and the winter. All I know is that this battle will not be over quickly. Am I good, bad, a mix? Who's side is God actually on? Will I survive this battle? I don't care the answers to those questions anymore. All I know is that I am facing a vast army and we are outnumbered tenfold. It hardly seems fair, maybe I should fight with one hand. Vote BYD in the manly song contest!

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:03 pm

🤣 dang what did you drink
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:37 pm

yeah, pretty funny. i believed it up until the bear. nice job

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:39 pm

Very Happy
How I thought of this **** I don't know

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:40 pm

you should elaborate and make it a story......like 100 page story

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:00 pm

Lol that was deadly, Miss Oak Bear, never woulda guessed.
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:23 pm

Lolz.
Ima write some **** that actually happened to me.
Just wait until tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:01 am

Dude I actually believed up untill the bear lol
but the funny thing is in my school there is a guidance counsellor that is probably only 25 and she is hot as hell
Her name is Mrs. Feist
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:05 am

Pics? lol jk
Really eh? What a coincidence...Be careful

ahaha did anyone believe it after the bear? lmao

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:20 am

I know...
I might not go to her office anymore now in fear of bears lol
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:22 am

If she is good at fishing sleeps for long periods of time
Beware

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:36 am

Idk about fishing but she is REALLY good at making kids ruin their pants lol
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:34 am

no! go into her office and say the following thing:

"i've taken up photography. and i need a big favor. see we have to do a project that describes the perfection and imperfection of shape and a redefinition of interesting. the professor told us that we need to know how to 'manipulate' those that are viewing the photos. now the only problem is that we need a female model. and before you tell me to get the **** out let me just say that there is a better reason to why am i addressing you than the one you're thinking of. these photos will also show us certain things about human psychology. and you being a counselor should be able to understand that there is more to those photos than a woman with her bobbies in the center of attention. actually the professor said that the less clothes our models have the better, but it's not a problem because we have to find them and thus won't have professional models. and the second reason why i'm addressing you is your age. mostly because unlike many others you're open minded.
so Mrs. Feist can i count on you to help me with this little project?"

see dude that's how you get the pics. and if she asks you who's your professor just tell her that it's professor Styx. **** i'll even send her an email with an explanation i have to.
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:34 pm

Show a picture of yourself in the letter too

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:15 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:44 pm

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Show a picture of yourself in the letter too

only if that would help the cause
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:16 pm

yes it will...
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:42 pm

need a special pose or outfit?
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:01 pm

Wear the suit when you do business
Don't show the knife

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:25 pm

do the exact opposite byd said.
Show the knive
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:44 pm

let me guess - look like the spy from team fortress 2
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:48 pm

not
look like Charlie Manson...on a Saturday on springtime...
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:49 pm

Sap her sentry

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:54 pm

Lol
What?
jk jk
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:16 pm

sth like this?

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:18 pm

Perfect but one problem
The shoes are not casual enough

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:28 pm

don't worry i'll fix that problem
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:27 pm

"THAT MEDIC"S A SPY"

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:33 pm

no i'm not
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:37 pm

Alert!
Our control point is being captured

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:40 pm

don't talk crap
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:31 pm

lol

pwnd..
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:31 am

this thread is going to explode in about 5 more posts
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:38 am

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:44 am

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:07 am

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:48 am

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:49 am

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:50 am

*thread explodes*

*World spins in reverse*

*coke turns into pespi*

*pespi turns in to dr. pepper (ftw?)*


LOLZ
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:02 pm

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Written by BYD
Alright really funny story here. I have this huge crush on my guidance counsellor. I have no idea how old she is but she looks probably 25. Don't ask me how a 25 year old gets that job but anyway. Her name is Miss Oak. So I go down to her because I want to drop a course next semester. I don't need a business course because I want to make more videos. Back on topic, she asks me that she needs my student password to get access to my file. I instantly sweat as I remember I made it missokaissexy.
I panic, and say "Its...umm...I forget." She says that everyone should make it abcde so they don't forget and now she has to go into the servers to find it out. Then all of a sudden the speedy typing stops and she looks as me and says, "keep your thoughts and jokes to yourself."
This is the most embarassing moment of my life as she saw my password. I needed something, anything to change the topic. So she types in my password and the photo of me pops up. I quickly say "So what do you like to eat?"
Surprised she says, "Well, I like wild berries and honey."
I quickly reply saying "Yeah I like food too" Oh god terrible I know.
So she keeps typing and saying that all my marks are fair and the course can be dropped. But my religion mark is low so it is going to be hard for me to find a good job or be successful. She continously says how my life will go downhill if I drop this course
Then it hits me like a arrow.
Wild berries and honey?
Oh god, how did I not see this coming. Miss Oak is not who I think she is. Its a bear!
I turn around and bolt out the room and sprint out the school. I look behind me and the bear is on all fours chasing me.
Rome is far away, how could I fight a bear all alone with only...A dagger! In my sheath!
I continue to run, the bears muzzle right near my legs.
I see a extremely narrow creavace, I stop in front of it and turn around to face the bear
The bear growls, ready for its meal. I slowly step into the narrow alleyway. The two walls squeezing my shoulders together
The bear lunges at me and I jump backwards falling right into the snow.
But the bear is stuck! I quickly stand up and stab the bear between the eyes and it is over
Its been 30 years since the bear and the winter. All I know is that this battle will not be over quickly. Am I good, bad, a mix? Who's side is God actually on? Will I survive this battle? I don't care the answers to those questions anymore. All I know is that I am facing a vast army and we are outnumbered tenfold. It hardly seems fair, maybe I should fight with one hand. Vote BYD in the manly song contest!



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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:52 pm

this thread is really odd
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:19 pm

yeah, slightly annoying now.

this is stll about byd's story about the bear and miss oaks right?

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:05 pm

it should be
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:44 pm

Should I think of another?

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:59 am

nah, the story of your life is just fine. maybe you could "hip" it up a bit. add some zing

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:16 pm

Got it
New story on its way

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:35 pm

story of ma life....lol song from gh3
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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:56 pm

ImendiaBurzum wrote:
story of ma life....lol song from gh3
Ahaha that song is so long

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PostSubject: Re: Story of my life   Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:59 pm

Yeah BUt is kinda Catchy...
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