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PostSubject: How hot was jennifer's body?   Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:48 pm



Ok seeing as I just finished watching it I figure nows a good a time as ever to write this review, alright so first of all the first ..... I won't say hour because at 59:00 it starts getting good so I guess the first 59 minutes are crap, yes it is where they establish characters, and a bit of the plot but, there are only three characters your going to have to follow in this movie, and majority of the plot is explained within a flash back of a flash back (yes since the entire movie is a flash back, flash backs that happen during the movie are flash back flash backs dam thats a mouth full). Any ways carrying on I will describe the characters for you even though its pretty easy to pick up on them. We have megan fox [Jennifer], Um she eat guys like literally thats the premise of this entire F****ing movie is her Eating guys at the local high school? scratch She some kind of demon scubas thing, the origin of this is again explained in the Flash Back Flash Back. Alright then we have her best friend [I had to wikipedia this] Amanda Seyfried (Needy) yeah shes the only one who knows jennifers secret and for some reason has the ability to see what jennifers doing 24/7 which is weird. Ok last character Johnny Simmons (chip) Needy's boyfriend he's your typical skeptical character in the movie doesn't believe whats going until it happens to him. So basically I thought it was bad going in, but even with the thought that the movie wasn't that bad I mean I watched the whole thing didn't I? Yes most of the dialogue tries to hard to be serious ,hell I'll say this the whole movie tries way to hard to be serious the F***ING Teacher has a hook for a hand like WTF is that? All the jokes miss there target, and they tried to turn it into a horror film at all the wrong parts. Crap just lost my train of thought........ Damit I lost any ways, I have a hard time believing that every guy on the planet will listen to whatever megan fox says ok maybe not but still, right before she kills them she attempts to seduce them but every time the guy didn't look they wanted to be there, even before the killing part during the pro creation part of you can call it that. Oh now I remember the music there are three song in the entire GOD DAM movie, and one song you will hear about 17 F%$#ing Times I mean everytime some one dies? and one time the band wasn't even singing it god dam, its symbolic though because needy hates that song just like she hates all the killing :cyclops: All in all I can not recommend this movie, like nothing at all about this movie makes me say go see it if you seek fun and excitement, it was bad but wasn't horrible as to say stay as far away from it as possible if you get the opportunity to watch it on your own will you will be able to sit through it maybe I don't know some people just have a stronger will power then others.

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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:59 pm

Ok, so I'm going to delete one of these because there is somehow double topics
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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:01 pm

Oh man I love Double posts affraid
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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:01 pm

Oh and + rep for the epic review. That just makes me want to not see it more
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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:10 pm

Making movies less enjoyable one review at a time
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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:56 pm

Wow the cover is so cliched just like everything. Seems like some kind of a super unoriginal money grab.
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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:40 am

VacuousReality wrote:
Wow the cover is so cliched just like everything. Seems like some kind of a super unoriginal money grab.

Its one of those movies thats so bad you have to watch it to see how bad it is like Dragonball Evolution
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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:37 pm

Oh wow hahaha nice man. They definitely just wanted to make a movie where Megan Fox did stuff. They'll probably make a lot too. What did your friends think of it?

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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:27 pm

how am i not surprised by your spoiler skyisblue?

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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:10 pm

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Oh wow hahaha nice man. They definitely just wanted to make a movie where Megan Fox did stuff. They'll probably make a lot too. What did your friends think of it?

well I watched it with my room mate and he`s still in disgust at how bad this movie is
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PostSubject: Re: How hot was jennifer's body?   Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:21 pm

I want to see it now

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