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PostSubject: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:42 am

I walk into the cafe or whatever with my best friend I met here, and another cool dude. The other cool dude brings these two girls in his program, that's cool and stuff. So after dinner, I leave momentarily to buy an apple, because its healthy. I don't see any red delicious so I get a green one. So I come back and sit at the time and people comment how my healthy habits and I chuckle. Then it happened


One of the girls then said, good thing you didn't get a red apple! Ahaha
To this I reply haha what? why?
She then says, you'd look like Robert Pattinson exactly
Me not knowing any crazy celebrities say "Who?"
Then she says, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like Edward from Twilight?
I am alarmed and say "Aha awww noooo not that guy." Trying not to seem like a douche to someone I don't even know but secretly hating myself
She then says, yeah, your jaw and face outline is exact, if you were more pale you'd be the same
I then combine the knowledge of the red apple being apart of the book covers and I know I have abandoned all hope

Gentlemen, what does this mean? What must I do?

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:54 am

Well, if you look like him, then you should be the ultimate chick magnet now... Only good thing about twilight.
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:09 am

I am a man of principal
And who already has a girlfriend

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:19 am

Stick your face in a hot deep fryer. Sorry mate but it's the only decent thing to do.
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:21 am

Fuckkkkkk

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:22 am

XD just joshing you man. But yeah I guess I can kinda see what shes getting at. Except you aren't a winy douchbag XD
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:23 am

Damn my long jaw that resembles that guy

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:36 am

Made me think of this lol skip to 4:00 unless you just want to watch the whole thing this guy is hillarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REbrWkoJKMA
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:45 am

breakyoudown wrote:
I am a man of principal
And who already has a girlfriend

first off didn't know you had a girlfriend I must be out of it, second of all I have know Idea what to say to that lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:25 am

Yeah man

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:30 pm

well, start applying for movie rolls. land hot chicks. make out....love scenes, then tell your gf it is for your job and those women mean nothing to you

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:59 pm

Am I the only one who sees an epic failing in this thread?:





You don't even begin to look alike.
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:12 pm

Good

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:40 pm

well, not completely, but fairly close. i mean, he certainly doesnt look like cameron diaz...



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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:42 pm

He looks so womanly

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:44 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
He looks so womanly

That dude at the bottom, I know right, very effeminate.

Lol
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:46 pm

I know eh? What a douche
I bet he likes Ottawa

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:49 pm

i love how you typed "eh" even more awesome.

he is a mother-lovin'-moose-lover

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 5:58 pm

Well I'd say that you should have struck here. That seems like the proper solution

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:58 pm

Kill him and earn millions then build a deathstar....then shoot that girl's house....
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:10 pm

Dude.... you should've been insulted by that.... no offence but Robert Pattinson is certainly not good looking and your pretty cute Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:42 pm

do you know what this means byd?
fly to finland.

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:14 pm

ROFL!


If you ever come by seek for the finnish holy water ............... Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:20 pm

Will you marry me?

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:31 am

Only if I get a big diamond ring to match my eyes Razz Razz Wait a sec... I think styx beat you to it
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:19 pm

ha in your face byd!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:21 pm

Curses

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:25 pm

ha,ha come on skype you lazy son of a bitch
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:25 pm

I gotta go to thanksgiving dinner in about 20 minutes

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:26 pm

thanksgiving? already? f*** i should really keep track of those things
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:27 pm

I think its only for Canada though

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:30 pm

wouldn't know to be honest. i don't even keep track of those things here. there's simply too many
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:31 pm

We need an excuse to eat more lol

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:34 pm

here we call those excuses: BBQ, party, wedding, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, march, july, new year, funeral... a shit load of names. and yes i know i put the same thing twice
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:37 pm

Ahah Tuesday is the worst day of the week

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:39 pm

yea because you have to get sober enough to live trough the work week
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:40 pm

Well Styx, I have a bottle of wine on its way to the fridge lol

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:44 pm

well byd i had 5 liters of wine today so i'm good
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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:47 pm

Its only noon lol

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PostSubject: Re: Gentlemen, I am in great need   Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:49 pm

it's 6:68pm here
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