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PostSubject: new walmart scam!!!   Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:55 am

A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Walmart.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Donít be naive enough to think it couldnít happen to you! Hereís how the scam works.

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, May 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam!
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:10 pm

XD nice
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:56 pm

Lmao that's hilarious. Nice.
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:28 pm

i'm telling ya all it's f***ing serious
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:29 pm

meh, too predictable comeing from you. :|
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:37 pm

oh admit it - you loved it
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:39 pm

LOL someone send this to me on FB inbox a while ago...funny as f***!
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:01 pm

styx wrote:
oh admit it - you loved it

Sorry, nope. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:13 pm

i enjoyed it. and i bet those girls did too

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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:05 am

styx wrote:
A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Walmart.

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some shopping turned out to be quite traumatic. Donít be naive enough to think it couldnít happen to you! Hereís how the scam works.

Two seriously good looking 21 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, May 2nd, 4th, three times on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy more wallets.

Please pass this message on to all the men you know to warn them about this scam!
HOLY SHIT BROTHER ! You are the damn man ! + rep
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:21 am

well this kinda crap always seems to amuse me
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:25 pm

Looks photoshopped to me

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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:55 pm

wait... who's scamming who here?
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PostSubject: Re: new walmart scam!!!   Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:45 am

depends on how you take it
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