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PostSubject: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:20 am

For those who aren't aware, John Madden is a football announcer who is the master of stating the obvious

"And on this play the LB hits the WR, great play"

"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."

..."I think they need to take a shot at the endzone."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know that was a dumb play. I mean that was a dumb play. I've seen dumb plays, but that was a dumb play."

"You can only make one play at a time."

"When you lose your best cornerback and your punt returner, I'd say that's a double loss."

"Anytime you have a game, you have to be ready to play."

"Here's a guy, that when he runs, he goes faster."

"If, uh, if, uh, the referee throws a flag, and uh, and uh,he doesn't make a mistake, then, uh, then, uh, that, that, that's gonna be, that's gonna be, that there, that's gonna be a penalty."
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:21 am

Ahahahaha this is grand Axe. I like this guy.

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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:21 am

LOL

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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:51 am

i think it is universally known that John Madden is Captain Obvious.

but anyways.....nice compilation

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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:49 am

brutality, thynameismetal wrote:
i think it is universally known that John Madden is Captain Obvious.

but anyways.....nice compilation

North America maybe but you gotta remember outside North America 90% of people arent going to have a clue who John Madden is outside the videogame.

Nice quotes Axe lol, a few fries short of a happy meal.
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:08 pm

I demand more

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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:04 pm

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brutality, thynameismetal wrote:
i think it is universally known that John Madden is Captain Obvious.

but anyways.....nice compilation

North America maybe but you gotta remember outside North America 90% of people arent going to have a clue who John Madden is outside the videogame.

Nice quotes Axe lol, a few fries short of a happy meal.

id be willing to argue that if you follow the sport of football, you know who madden is. but then again, im not into sports, so you are prbably right

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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:49 pm

'tell your lineman to block on this play. Tell your lineman to block on every play'
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:53 pm

Football is a sport

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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:35 pm

"If, uh, if uh, the quaterback throws the ball, and uh, and uh, the reciever catches it in the, in the, in the endzone, then that's gonna be, that, that, that's gonna be, that right there, that's gonna be, that, that, that right there, that, that's gonna be a touchdown."

"Some teams have good depth, other teams have not so great depth, other teams have flat out bad depth. But when you have injuries then that means your depth is on the field, and well, that means you dont have good depth no more."

"The purpose of the center during the snap is to get the ball to the quarterback; and if that doesn't happen it usually results in a fumble."

"he could've got more yardage if he didn't get tackled in that play"...

"football is 90% half mental"

"he should of caught that one.. but the ball is bigger than his hands"

"Hey the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field.. theyre bigger than everybody else and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.."

"your not aloud to grab the facemask that will result in a facemask penalty!"
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:20 pm

Wow this guy is brilliant I love these Axe.
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:37 pm

"he could've got more yardage if he didn't get tackled in that play"...

So good

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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:14 pm

I knew nothing about football before john madden.

"Tonight is a beautiful night for a football game!"

"Wait John, what the f*** is football? What are you talking about?! I thought this was a baseball game! f*** me!"
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:23 pm

I wish i saw a game with him commentating

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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:31 pm

I think he retired. He was an endless source of entertainment
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:28 am

greatest video game ever
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:42 am

Quote :
"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."

lol, maybe Mr. Madden gets more than one kind of thrill from watching the game! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: John Madden quotes   Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:45 am

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