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PostSubject: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:00 am

as the topic said:

















HATE probably knows this as a fact of life!!!!









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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:04 pm

Ahahah awesome

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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:18 pm

These are great the last one is hilarious as always. +rep.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:33 pm

Psh math majors Razz
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:35 pm



Top Ten Things That Math and Sex Have in Common
10. Explicit discussions of either topic is a faux pas at most cocktail parties.
9. Historically, men have been in control, but there are now efforts to get women more involved.
8. There are many joint results.
7. Both are prominent on college campuses, and are usually practiced indoors.
6. Most people wish they knew more about both subjects.
5. Both involve long and hard problems, and can produce interesting topology and geometry.
4. Both merit undivided attention, but mathematicians are prone to think about one while doing the other.
3. Saint Augustine was hostile to both, and Alan Turing took an unusual approach to both.
2. Both typically begin with a lot of hard work and end with a great but brief reward.
1. Professionals are generally viewed with suspicion, and most do not earn high pay.


#4 LOL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:44 pm

Top 10 Excuses for Not Turning in Math Homework
10. It's Isaac Newton's birthday.
9. I couldn't decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
8. I accidently divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames.
7. It's stuck inside a Klein bottle.
6. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
5. I had too much pi and got sick.
4. Someone already published it, so I didn't bother to write it up.
3. A four-dimensional dog ate it.
2. I have a solar calculator and it was cloudy.
1. There wasn't enough room to write it in the margin.

#8 LOL SO TRUE!
#6 is hilarious and true also.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:44 pm

i think your list was better than styx's

styx, you showed me some new ones. i was familiar with about 50% of them. kudos to you

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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:45 pm

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Top 10 Excuses for Not Turning in Math Homework
10. It's Isaac Newton's birthday.
9. I couldn't decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
8. I accidently divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames.
7. It's stuck inside a Klein bottle.
6. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
5. I had too much pi and got sick.
4. Someone already published it, so I didn't bother to write it up.
3. A four-dimensional dog ate it.
2. I have a solar calculator and it was cloudy.
1. There wasn't enough room to write it in the margin.

#8 LOL SO TRUE!
#6 is hilarious and true also.

love the Klein bottle joke

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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:52 pm

The dividing by 0 one was my favorite of those.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:57 pm

blackstar wrote:
The dividing by 0 one was my favorite of those.
agreed.


also can someone explain LOGICALLY why
0!=1

i await a non-wiki answer

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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:53 pm

4! = 24
3! = 4!/4
3! = 6
2! = 3!/3
2! = 2
1! = 2!/2
1! = 1
0! = 1!/1
0! = 1

Give me a second and I might be able to explain it logically.

Okay well I saw the formal definition and I didn't understand the notation so yeah I wouldn't be able to explain it but basically it's just the way it is defined.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:33 am

by agreement diving anything with 0 equals infinity. and because of the return point that VC mentioned above me 0! equals 1. doesn't have a smart answer but hey it's math- it never has a smart answer.
oh and brute i gave up on making any sense with this things. there is only one goal - to find sth you haven't seen before
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:40 pm

Except 0/0 (indeterminate) and 0/a where a<0 (negative infinity).

I hear in physics you guys do all kinds of shady things with your math.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:51 pm

Every time you divide by zero, a young mime cradles a baby cow

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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Wed Oct 14, 2009 5:43 pm

VacuousReality wrote:
Except 0/0 (indeterminate) and 0/a where a<0 (negative infinity).

I hear in physics you guys do all kinds of shady things with your math.

it's true. we "forget" certain things to make the world go around
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:13 pm

The universe is kind of a bitch to mathematics. I miss Newton.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:40 pm

Some of mine:














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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:53 pm

I would be lying if I said the laziness one didn't make me laugh harder than anything else on this forum.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:02 am

Yea, that one's epic.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:06 am

Jewish zombie one gets me everytime I see it.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:08 am



I dunno how I forgot that one.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:25 am

I just showed that to like 5 people.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:24 am

well, nothing new here (sorry to sound like a douche bag. but yeah, christianity gets me too)
actually, i take it back. the kurt cobain was hilarious and i hadnt seen that one before

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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:09 pm

One more Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:17 pm

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Hello new signature! + rep.
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:52 pm

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Hello new signature! + rep.

HAHA, I'll probably get -rep from like 5 people though... But I do feel honored to have my pic in your sig Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: let's see if brute knows this things   Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:45 pm

That picture is actually hilarious. I love Slayer, but I have to admit that is funny
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