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PostSubject: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:29 am

A few weeks ago this cab driver asked for my phone number telling me he wanted to keep a list of his clients and shit, well it turns out he wanted me to have sex with him and his wife lmao...

ANy thoughts on this weird situation?
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:29 am

f*** him up...with a baseball bat...
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:31 am

dude it was SO f***ing WEIRD, he called me like 10 times 'til I told him i was going to call the police.
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:32 am

is her wife goodlookinG?


hahah JK....call the cops...give them his number..
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:34 am

should i? its been a few weeks and he didnt call back, i think he got scared lol
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:36 am

then dont do it...if he calls back...Act fast...
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:38 am

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should i? its been a few weeks and he didnt call back, i think he got scared lol
Call the cops.. If he was that hot on your ass he may be some crazed axe killer .. Buy a gun or call the cops ! BTW If you need a gun i have a few lol
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:40 am

Lol i would love to get a gun but they are really expensive here :/ i can buy an electricity thingy lol
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:40 am

electric? lol
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:41 am

A tazer...good idea...
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:44 am

AeldraAvitus wrote:
Lol i would love to get a gun but they are really expensive here :/ i can buy an electricity thingy lol
Tazer ? If you can come up here to west virginia my x wife / live in girlfriend will take you out to the range , we will shoot some guns and i will give you one that works well for you .. FOR REAL ! I have over 300 hand guns some have never been fired .. You look like a 9mm girl , Not hard to handle and it has ok killing power , No its not a 45acp but it will get the job done .. I have a few 9mm hand guns that have never been fired and every woman should not only have a gun but know how to use them ! Tazer is good , Dont be afrade to zap the shit out of someone and run ..
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:45 am

BBQ those motherfuckers....make some Churrasco with their Meat..
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:50 am

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Lol i would love to get a gun but they are really expensive here :/ i can buy an electricity thingy lol
Tazer ? If you can come up here to west virginia my x wife / live in girlfriend will take you out to the range , we will shoot some guns and i will give you one that works well for you .. FOR REAL ! I have over 300 hand guns some have never been fired .. You look like a 9mm girl , Not hard to handle and it has ok killing power , No its not a 45acp but it will get the job done .. I have a few 9mm hand guns that have never been fired and every woman should not only have a gun but know how to use them ! Tazer is good , Dont be afrade to zap the shit out of someone and run ..

Wow lol, seriously? i might do it.

Actually i might move for a while to the states so i can get a "greencard" or wtvr its called, 'cause my sister was born in Tennessee so we are waiting for the papers and shit. I cant really say i know much of all thats going on but its a possibility.

Thats kinda cool, right?
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:56 am

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Lol i would love to get a gun but they are really expensive here :/ i can buy an electricity thingy lol
Tazer ? If you can come up here to west virginia my x wife / live in girlfriend will take you out to the range , we will shoot some guns and i will give you one that works well for you .. FOR REAL ! I have over 300 hand guns some have never been fired .. You look like a 9mm girl , Not hard to handle and it has ok killing power , No its not a 45acp but it will get the job done .. I have a few 9mm hand guns that have never been fired and every woman should not only have a gun but know how to use them ! Tazer is good , Dont be afrade to zap the shit out of someone and run ..

Wow lol, seriously? i might do it.

Actually i might move for a while to the states so i can get a "greencard" or wtvr its called, 'cause my sister was born in Tennessee so we are waiting for the papers and shit. I cant really say i know much of all thats going on but its a possibility.

Thats kinda cool, right?
Yea for real ,We would need to see how big your hands are , How you shoot to get the right gun for you .. It wont cost you a thing . Kim and i can show you how to break it dow , put it back together , clean it , and fire it well .. Kim ( my x wife / live in girl friend ) Is good with a gun because i wanted her to be able to take care of herself when i was away . And it would only take a little bit of your time and you would have a gun that will last fo the rest of your life along with the skill of using it if you had to .. The reson you need to know how to take it down is so you can ship it home in peices and put it back together when you get home .. no laws are broken then ..
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:57 am

is that true? you can ship guns?
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:58 am

i want a glock for christmas Smile XD
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:03 am

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is that true? you can ship guns?
If you ship the frame in one box the slide in another , small parts in a box , the clip in another .. About 6 boxxs for a gun .. Just as long as you strip the frame down to nothing there is no trouble .. You can shit the whole gun if you know someone near your home who has a FFL .. ( Federal Firearms License )
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:04 am

oh wow I didnt know that, you really like 'em right?
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:08 am

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oh wow I didnt know that, you really like 'em right?
What guns ?? Yea i love guns .. Have had them my whole life .. Got my 1st bb gun when i was 5 and my 1st shotgun when i was 7 ..The marines just showed me what i can do with a gun ..
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:22 am

Definitely call the police, that is scary

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:32 am

kill 'em all... oh wait this ain't the metallica thread... well aeldy if you need any help i'm quite sure that the gang and i can deal with them. but pls do not that byd is like scooby
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:41 am

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AeldraAvitus wrote:
oh wow I didnt know that, you really like 'em right?
What guns ?? Yea i love guns .. Have had them my whole life .. Got my 1st bb gun when i was 5 and my 1st shotgun when i was 7 ..The marines just showed me what i can do with a gun ..

wow that's awesome
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:59 am

he's lying! he knew what guns can do, the marines just gave him dumber, slower targets to shot at
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:48 pm

Aeldy if you move to Tennesee, I must come see you. My family is from there

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:57 pm

axe is gonna RKO you aeldy!!

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:11 pm

RKO?

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:14 pm

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RKO?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eaRtyeuCDw
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:27 pm

Dude dont you know what it its???
lol
dies already showed yo
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:35 pm

I always saw it as just a reverse neckbreaker and thought it was a bit lame myself. Corkscrew neckbreaker is a way better move.

Goddamn, I miss wrestling.
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:38 pm

Ew gay! AHASGASF!@@

I hate fake "wrestling" and real wrestling.

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:43 pm

No sense of fun. I used to go apeshit as a kid when Eddie Guerrero's theme song came on and I realised he was fighting.
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:45 pm

I never got into it. Even as a kid I found it too cheesy to be worthwhile. I was a big football fan when I was younger

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:47 pm

How come those clowns dont fight like real men ? I bet that neck hug would go over well on .. lets say Tank Abbott ..

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:49 pm

I love MMA and fighting

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:50 pm

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I never got into it. Even as a kid I found it too cheesy to be worthwhile. I was a big football fan when I was younger

By football, do you mean faggots rugby (aka American Football) or actual football?
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:52 pm

I mean not soccer. Football, as in men smearing each other. Rugby is badass too, but football is more accesible for Americans. And I would challenge you to call any football player a faggot lol. Especially a lineman, which I am. that's 6'8" and 300 lbs of pure f***ing muscle haha

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:55 pm

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I mean not soccer. Football, as in men smearing each other. Rugby is badass too, but football is more accesible for Americans. And I would challenge you to call any football player a faggot lol. Especially a lineman, which I am. that's 6'8" and 300 lbs of pure f***ing muscle haha
Yea when people look up to a big ass lineman they go from faggot to sir real fast ..lol
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:58 pm

I reread that and I still agree with it all, but I wasn;t trying to glorify myself. I do consider myself a badass lol, but I would cower at the sight of professional football players, even the scrawny DBs. Also I respect you so I wasn't trying to start a fight lol

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:05 pm

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I reread that and I still agree with it all, but I wasn;t trying to glorify myself. I do consider myself a badass lol, but I would cower at the sight of professional football players, even the scrawny DBs. Also I respect you so I wasn't trying to start a fight lol
People think that our football is not tuff cause we use pads .. That just makes us smart , And we still lost people every year . When your 300+ 6 foot + crashing into another 300+ 6 foot + at full speed there is alot of boom in that crash .. I was a strong side defensive end for 6 years .. Love the game !!
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:10 pm

I played rugby as the inside centre in high school myself. I'm only 6"4 and 205 pounds, but you'd have to catch me first.

I'm just prejudiced I guess. The only predominatly American sport I like is Ice Hockey.
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:09 pm

Football has more to do with brute strength I think, and rugby with speed. You don't have huge guys because they can't run as much. I like football because it takes all kinds of athletes, working as a team, to win. I love the game with all my heart

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:54 am

I'd like to point out those pads really don't do that much. And they aren't anywhere near "Armor" as people seem to think.
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:00 am

By the way, the gloves, aren't armored, they won't rip your face open and kill you, you feel pretty much 100% of the force though.
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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:32 pm

The pads on the pants are paper f***ing thin lol. The only thing it really protects is sharp things and shit from hurting you. And it prevents concussions

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PostSubject: Re: The weirdest thing happened to me   Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:11 pm

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Football has more to do with brute strength I think, and rugby with speed. You don't have huge guys because they can't run as much. I like football because it takes all kinds of athletes, working as a team, to win. I love the game with all my heart
Amen brother .. There are alot of us that were to slow to run track , And never fit in with the other sports .. But when your playing football you feel at home . You can be big and slow as long as your strong , Smart , And love to hit !
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