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PostSubject: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:08 pm

things that always go through most of our minds..xD

"All I want is a nice guy that will make me feel special, that will listen to me and love me forever..."

Lie. She left off the part about "and a guy that will have plenty of raunchy sex with me because that's all most girls are really looking for, but we're too shallow to admit that to you because we want to keep this 'virgin-girl' image we have going on and we don't want to sound too slutty, so we're going to pretend that all the nice guys we've met so far haven't fit the bill when in reality, they've treated us infinitely better than any guy we could ever hope to meet at a club downtown." I've said this before and I'll say it again:
GIRLS DON'T WANT NICE GUYS. END OF STORY.

I know there are SOME out there that do(like me ).. but the ratio of honest girls that want nice guys to sleazy girls that are in it for money and sex is very small. .

"I don't go out on many dates..."

Lie. This one immediately sets off my bullshit detector. Why the hell do boys say this all the time? What do they want? my sympathy? I recently had the misfortune of talking to a BOY that claimed he rarely went on dates.. yet every night of the week he goes dancing and hangs out with dipshits at the club. Hmm... going out, hanging around with girls.. sounds like the equivalent of a date to me, jackass.


"I'm not really seeing anyone..."

Lie. "...except for Jack, but he's just a friend.. and then there's Charlie, but it's nothing more than sex. I'm kind of seeing Rupert on the side, but he has two kids and I don't know if I want to be tied down by kids right now.. then there's Eddie, but he's a mechanic.. oh he's so hot, but I can't settle down with someone like him because he has no future and I need commitment .. John .. Jacob .. Mark .. blah blah blah blah blah" SOMEBODY TURN HER OFF. You want to find a guy, yet all you do is talk about other guys. Great move dipshit. No wonder you can't find anyone.
Here's a hint: quit sleeping around. Maybe someone will eventually respect you enough to treat you more than just a sex object.


"Sorry I didn't call, my uncle was sick and there wasn't a phone in the hospital and I thought that maybe your pager battery died so I didn't bother paging you to tell you to not wait for me all day..."
Lie. Translation: I went drinking with my boyfriend . Oh, you didn't know I had bf? Oh yeah, well I'm we've been seeing each other on and off (in more ways than one) for over two and a half years. I guess I forgot to mention that part. True story( a friend of mine )

"I think you're really cool, let's hang out some time..."

Lie. This one translates to "I have no intention of calling you or hanging out with you, but I'm too much of a coward to tell you the truth, so I'll lead you on for a couple of weeks while you put your life on hold for me in case I actually stop being the indecisive bitch that I am and I give you a straight answer." Like I don't have anything better to do than to sit around and wait for your dumbass to call me. I'm so sick of inconsiderate hags that act like they're doing me a favor by gracing me with their BORING-ASS conversations on the phone. Tell you what super-bitch, just forget it.


there are more cheap excuses me or my friends used xD
when i remember more i will write more here
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:13 pm

Truth everywhere

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:36 pm

Much truth in these statements. And thank you for a girl FINALLY clarifying this lol.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:47 pm

all this is a big pile of Bullshit...
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:44 pm

We want to know your friends but aren’t so sure you need to know ours.
I’m not going to lie; this is hypocrisy in its most raw form. We want you to bring us around your friends, we want to know them and we want them to like us, but we aren’t quite as crazy about you knowing our friends...we want your friends to like us so that they won’t want you to lose us. If there is no tension between your friends and us then we don’t need to fear them asking you to choose between love and friendship. Now on the flip side, we don’t really want you getting all chummy with our friends because we don’t want them to fill you in on all of our dirty little secrets.It’s irrational, that's true, but it’s also quite harmless.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:53 pm

Yeah, I've come across girls like this. Not been out with any, I tend to choose my girlfriends more carefully (in fact, I'm still friends with nearly all my ex's), but my best mate always get himself into bad situations involving slutty/bitchy/annoying/shallow girlfriends that I have to pull him out of. I think I've actually liked about 3 of his girlfriends. He's a great guy but he just tends to jump into things without thinking about the consequences.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:00 pm

Your forgot one:

Your A Great Guy But Your Just Not My Type

I admit using this one, but it's just because when you really aren't interested in a person and you don't want to be mean or anything this will be one of the most common BS you'll hear
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:05 pm

I'm not drunk!

You're fucking drunk bitch, you die if you throw up on me
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:07 pm

Its the distance
Its not the distance

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:40 pm

I don't understand if two people mutually want to fuck, why they can't just fuck. Women play these stupid games
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:37 pm

girls are full ov bullshit...
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:26 am

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I don't understand if two people mutually want to fuck, why they can't just fuck. Women play these stupid games

you just got trolled
girls love to feel needed...and desired..and eh i dunno its like fear to do something wrong /or feeling used by someone you really like
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:39 am

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:03 am

^I was just going to post something like that.

I'm not really interested in dating right now

Man, if I had a nickel every time I heard this one. Tell me the truth, and we can be friends. Tell me that I'm ugly, or that you don't want to go out with me. Just don't say this.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:29 am

what is so heavy on truth talking?i always try to read between the lines,there is truth!!! i vote for:girls wants to fuck has to wear green armsleves or some like that,so not many words are needed,hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:41 am

What do you do on a date?

Used this before. It means, "I'm socially clueless so give up before I bring on even more pain."
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:47 am

this is a thread that i better not share my opinion and experiences in
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:21 pm

We've run out of things to talk about
No, you're ignoring me

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:52 pm

breakyoudown wrote:
We've run out of things to talk about
No, you're ignoring me

lately ,i usually said that xD
i demand the boy i like attencion scratch
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:29 pm

The thing is, attention was there
It was just being dismissed

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:05 pm

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The thing is, attention was there
It was just being dismissed
yes riiiiiiight
then what you think that women need to do? in this case facepalm
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:08 pm

I guess hurry up and tell the truth instead of stalling

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:13 pm

hmnnn .. that should do it the man
because he move away(in that case)
dont you think?
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:02 pm

Are you asking if the man should do something?
I believe either party should do something, but when they next see each other
Online "serious" conversations just are not good

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:04 pm

styx wrote:
this is a thread that i better not share my opinion and experiences in

You rape this category and we all know you're the GIrls Daddy haha 🆒
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:05 am

This is a great topic, +1 rep for Dark! Keep em rolling. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:22 am

i just oddly have luck with it i guess
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:24 am

1.Let s just be frriends (LJBF)
You’re SUCH a good friend. I love having you around. BUT, I am not interested in you sexually. I hope I can keep you around while i date with other more attractive guys. You’re like my female friends without the PMS and catfights! How cute!

What you can do(for guys)

Volumes have been written on getting out of the “friend zone”. The friend zone is a dark and unhappy place. The best way to get over this excuse is to maintain the friendship and start dating other girls. Start a jealousy plot line. Woman (and people in general) value that which they cannot easily obtain.

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2.I have to finish washing my cat


What to do

If she’s lame enough to throw out such a stupid excuse you may as well exaggerate your response as well. Text back, “I’ll come over and help you wash your pussy…” 2nd text, “…cat. See you at 7.”

Any responses she gives to the original text can be countered simply with, “Irrelevant. ”
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Wed Dec 23, 2009 5:38 am

Im damn glad im not in the game anymore .. The truth will set you free .. lol
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:49 pm

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Im damn glad im not in the game anymore .. The truth will set you free .. lol


there is always a bullshit to come....
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:12 am

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What do you do on a date?

Used this before. It means, "I'm socially clueless so give up before I bring on even more pain."

this.
im such a loser. i need relationship/women-fear training wheels

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:43 am

just go for it, lol.

use the internet for your advantage, also.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:48 am

+ Rep for Dark, awesome thread.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:12 am

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VacuousReality wrote:
What do you do on a date?

Used this before. It means, "I'm socially clueless so give up before I bring on even more pain."

this.
im such a loser. i need relationship/women-fear training wheels

Really? I thought they'd be climbing all over you with all that self-esteem, honesty, openness, intelligence, good personality, good music (they know it right?), etc.
Well just recently I decided that I'd go for a relationship if an opportunity arose, want to be failure partners? Failing is only half as painful when you share it with another person. I just got in contact with a girl I knew when I was really really really young (she's 16 now)...apparently she wanted to know my email after my mom sent her my picture (sighs). Anyways I got her email and the thing I sent was god aw...
--Just received email back--
Not so bad actually...maybe I should just open my mouth more. Hmmm...I'm somewhat intrigued.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:17 am

Well cram it in there lol.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:26 am

Cram what in what? O_o
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brutality, thynameismetal wrote:
VacuousReality wrote:
What do you do on a date?

Used this before. It means, "I'm socially clueless so give up before I bring on even more pain."

this.
im such a loser. i need relationship/women-fear training wheels

Trust your instincts, be yourself.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:10 am

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1.Let s just be frriends (LJBF)
You’re SUCH a good friend. I love having you around. BUT, I am not interested in you sexually. I hope I can keep you around while i date with other more attractive guys. You’re like my female friends without the PMS and catfights! How cute!
I've actually been dumped with this a few times. I don't mind it if they actually mean it. If they say it and then actually make an effort to still be friends with me then that's completely cool. If it's not working, it's not working but if I can still be friends with the girl then I will. What really annoys me is when a girl says that and then doesn't talk to me! What the fuck is with that? If she says that, then surely it should mean she still wants to be friends, but no, surely it must have meant "I don't want to talk to you anymore but I'm going to get your hopes up by giving you the false impression that we can still be friends because I can't think of any way to be honest". If a girl doesn't think we could stll be friends, then I'd at least like her to be honest with me. It's like they think it's the only "nice" way to dump someone.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:26 pm

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1.Let s just be frriends (LJBF)
You’re SUCH a good friend. I love having you around. BUT, I am not interested in you sexually. I hope I can keep you around while i date with other more attractive guys. You’re like my female friends without the PMS and catfights! How cute!
I've actually been dumped with this a few times. I don't mind it if they actually mean it. If they say it and then actually make an effort to still be friends with me then that's completely cool. If it's not working, it's not working but if I can still be friends with the girl then I will. What really annoys me is when a girl says that and then doesn't talk to me! What the fuck is with that? If she says that, then surely it should mean she still wants to be friends, but no, surely it must have meant "I don't want to talk to you anymore but I'm going to get your hopes up by giving you the false impression that we can still be friends because I can't think of any way to be honest". If a girl doesn't think we could stll be friends, then I'd at least like her to be honest with me. It's like they think it's the only "nice" way to dump someone.

totally agree with that.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:28 am

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Darknessia01 wrote:
1.Let s just be frriends (LJBF)
You’re SUCH a good friend. I love having you around. BUT, I am not interested in you sexually. I hope I can keep you around while i date with other more attractive guys. You’re like my female friends without the PMS and catfights! How cute!
I've actually been dumped with this a few times. I don't mind it if they actually mean it. If they say it and then actually make an effort to still be friends with me then that's completely cool. If it's not working, it's not working but if I can still be friends with the girl then I will. What really annoys me is when a girl says that and then doesn't talk to me! What the fuck is with that? If she says that, then surely it should mean she still wants to be friends, but no, surely it must have meant "I don't want to talk to you anymore but I'm going to get your hopes up by giving you the false impression that we can still be friends because I can't think of any way to be honest". If a girl doesn't think we could stll be friends, then I'd at least like her to be honest with me. It's like they think it's the only "nice" way to dump someone.

totally agree with that.
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scratch people can be so... scratch ( i prefer not write my answer.)
Ah, it's alright. I don't get myself into situations like that a lot, I'm careful not to go out with any girl I know is going to be an absolute bitch or do something like this. Like I said before though, my mate has a motherfucking knack for it!

My current girlfriend's great though. My friends recently set me up with her and we've hit it off really well Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:12 am

GODDAMMIT! I thought of a a really sick joke during a convo with this girl but I have no one to share it with.

I had to at least share the fact of this or else it would have taken forever to stop thinking about it.

Oh God it's killing me...
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:33 am

oh say it
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:42 am

And if you haven't noticed yet I tend to get a little off-base at night time...
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:45 pm

so????? just say it
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:59 pm

1.We’re two completely different people
-I’m bored with you. Oh but I hate breakups. How do I do this so that it will be the easiest for me? I know! I’ll make up a super ambiguous excuse and make it sound like its real.

for guys:
-Of course we are. I’m a man and you’re a woman. How did you figure that one out? Now can we talk about the real reason you’re dumping me?Find out exactly what she’s upset about in the relationship and deflect this ambiguous excuse. If a different in character or lifestyle is indeed the reason, find out what the exact issue is and see if you can work on it with her to further the relationship.

2.It’s just not meant to be
… with you, at least. Blame it on the fates.

for guys:
This is a bad one. It involves a negative connotation to being together and actually having no control over it. As damage control, you can ask for more details on what exactly she means. Reply with, “Yeah, you’re totally right. We should break this off” and pre-empt her.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:03 pm

3. Ana is allergic to cell phones
I don’t want to talk to you. Or see you. Ever again. Please stop calling.

for guys:
This actually happened to me once .

4.I’m Not Ready For a Relationship (NRFR)
-I’m not ready for a relationship… with YOU.
for guys:
To diffuse this, the man must understand:

* Ironically, continued investment from you is counter-productive when no investment is being made from the girl that reciprocates the relationship.
* Continue seeing her if possible and start immediately to date other girls
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 26, 2009 7:50 am

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And if you haven't noticed yet I tend to get a little off-base at night time...

Now you sparked my curiousity and it's going to bother me for the rest of the day if I don't find out
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:30 am

All right then. I blame this on nighttime VR, and even though it's nighttime now I'm not quite as out of it...probably because I've been mentally punching myself all day. Actually that would mean that I'm even more out of it...go figures.

Well I'm talking to a girl who I was with when I was 4 or 5 and she was like 3 at the time (16 now I think). Now I'm talking to her and she asks me for her picture and after explaining to her that I'd work on it I decided to comment on her picture which I'm not sure she is aware I've seen. I could ask her for a picture but just being me I rather show that it's already said and done than ask.

My mom showed me her picture on myspace some time ago so this is what I wanted to say:
"By the way my mom showed me your myspace some time ago and I saw your picture; very pretty, just like I remember you."

It's not really that dark but I tend to empathize too much with entities.
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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 26, 2009 8:59 pm

VC, that is what humans call compliments

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PostSubject: Re: BULLSHIT That Girls Always Tell you   Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:37 pm

shin....im truly a nice guy
remember byd had that "fuck nice guys" thread?

i mean, i hear sooo many girl tactics and games and fucking analyzing....why cant two people dig eachother and just hang out and shoot the shit and occasionally bang and be all cool and groovy?

i think it is boiled down to this. im deeply in love with the fact of being in love with someone. but i really done want to go the "work" of asiking someone to be my "girlfriend". i get all hot and embarrassed just typing that. i want some groovy girl who is in to me to show interest and make a hint or two that she wants to date me and by all means ill ask her out
im not scared of rejection by any means....more like a dog who chases his tail. once i caught it i would have no idea what to do with it.

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