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PostSubject: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:37 pm

10 )5200 Controller


9)Turbo Touch 360


8)U-Force


7)


6)TI-99 Joystick

5)Philips CDi Game Controller


4)Intellivision Disk

3)Sega Activator


1)Jaguar Controller

Maybe Atari was doomed even before the Jaguar was ever conceived, but its idea of a controller definitely didn't help. Not only did the company bring back the unnecessary phone keypad-with-overlays theme of the early 80s, Atari also created a three-action button device in a world of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat -- a genre that the company was trying to woo over to its 64-bit system. On top of this, the company utilized a VGA plug for its controller ports, and the controller plugs simply fell out if a mouse farted somewhere in the house.


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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:38 pm

They forgot the fat xbox controller
what a piece of shit

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:17 am

You forgot this one:



it may look like a normal $50 wired Xbox controller, but it is infact bigger with moved buttons for "easy access" when playing COD, and by easy access I mean buttons that will cripple your hands
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:19 am

Where is it?

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:34 am

N64 controlers are shit...
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:37 am

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N64 controlers are shit...

agreed. fuckin' c-buttons.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:38 am

Look at the gamecube
FPS's were non existant on that fucking thing

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:40 am

Playstation 2 and Super Nintendo are the best controlers IMO
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:45 am

I like the xbox360 controllers. They are really pretty comfortable.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:48 am

The Sega Dreamcast controllers Are really akward..and shitty
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:48 am

Yeah 360 is good. Small but sensitive

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:59 am

The best controller? A mouse and keyboard lol.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:00 am

Fuck no link! lol

I cant stand using those for most everything

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:00 am

link wrote:
The best controller? A mouse and keyboard lol.

neh...i probably own everybody with a ps2 controller on Wow or Dota..lol
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:01 am

link wrote:
The best controller? A mouse and keyboard lol.

agreed
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:55 am

The Wii mote is pretty awesome when it works, I dont really like any of the sega controllers
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:57 am

Master Cthulhu wrote:
link wrote:
The best controller? A mouse and keyboard lol.

agreed

What they said
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:07 am

nothin better than a head shot with a wireless weighted mouse

i thought the original xbox controller was shite

and i like n64. as long as the joystick is really fresh and responsive and doesnt move when you shake it from side to side

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:19 am

Mario party kills controllers

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:10 am

I like the PS3 controller a lot other than the cost...
Seriously did the thing need to be wireless and have motion centers? Could their have at least been a cheaper version of it? 2 Player games...who needs them.
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:24 am

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Mario party kills controllers

Fucking Wario you can't depend on him for that mine cart minigame
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:12 pm

Am I the only person who noticed that #2 is missing from the list?
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:44 pm

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Am I the only person who noticed that #2 is missing from the list?

You win sir...this Topic Is an epic Countdown Fail...
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:48 pm

ya, those fail things get old
try something new. memes get old

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:56 pm

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ya, those fail things get old
try something new. memes get old

Yo brute I'm happy for you and imma let you finish, but PortraitOfSanity is one of the best trolls of all time. Of all time!
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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:05 am

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:57 am

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PostSubject: Re: 10 Worst Video Game Controllers   Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:07 am

link wrote:
The best controller? A mouse and keyboard lol.

Very much this.

One of my friends in High School went through like 3 PS2 controllers a week. He'd lose, get all pissed off and whip the controller into shit in a fit of rage. It was really quite amusing.
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