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PostSubject: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:42 am

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."
"After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr. Jonas' bride agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."

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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:44 am

Anyone else not surprised by this?
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:55 am

He has no idea how to do it right .. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:56 am

lmao why the hell did he tell a journalist this?

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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:57 am

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lmao why the hell did he tell a journalist this?
He's in the goddamn Jonas Brothers. Do you really think he's in any way intelligent?
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:00 am

My social security number is....

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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:00 am

breakyoudown wrote:
My social security number is....
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:07 am

He needs to be raped
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:10 am

Is he the one that NEVER sexxed up taylor swift ?
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:12 am

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Is he the one that NEVER sexxed up taylor swift ?
I have absolutely no idea. There's so many of these stories about fucking Disney stars that they all start to blend into each other eventually.
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:13 am

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hateyou1st wrote:
Is he the one that NEVER sexxed up taylor swift ?
I have absolutely no idea. There's so many of these stories about fucking Disney stars that they all start to blend into each other eventually.
Well she went out with one of them and never got laid .. Thats when i said that something was wrong with those boys ..
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:16 am

hateyou1st wrote:
Dark94Flame wrote:
hateyou1st wrote:
Is he the one that NEVER sexxed up taylor swift ?
I have absolutely no idea. There's so many of these stories about fucking Disney stars that they all start to blend into each other eventually.
Well she went out with one of them and never got laid .. Thats when i said that something was wrong with those boys ..
Really? Damn...
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:23 am

I think hes going for the wrong gender

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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:28 am

breakyoudown wrote:
I think hes going for the wrong gender
Thats what i would say , If its no fun with a chick maybe he needs a dick ??
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:43 am

ahahaha Good ol Phil
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:47 am

You know? Jeffery Star needs to rape him.
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:49 am

wtf lol.

he's just saying that to make the fans that would line up to suck his cock (olololololol) less sexually active so he can in turn make a good name for himself among his fan's parents.
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:12 am

Fucking FAG FAG with a big fat FFFFFFFFFFFF


FAGGG

I hope he gets raped by a goat..


GO FUCK A GOAT KEVIN!


AND FOR THE RECORD....HAVIN A BLOW JOB FIESTA WITH YOUR OTHER 2 BROTHERS DOES NOT COUNT AS FUCKING SEX YOU MORON!
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:06 am

I goddamn hate nature with every inch of me, including every inch of me, and sex is a big symbol of such in my eyes. With that said I could not care less about this...take what you can, burn the rest.
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:29 pm

mabe he wants to BE FUCKED.....
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:32 pm

I am not even sure which one he is, is he jew fro guy?
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:54 pm

he is the Homo guy
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:01 pm

What i have to ask is why ? This guy plays shows every damn day with teen girls hot on his ass . If he was gay why not just say " i like boys " and move on .. Gays come out all the time , Also if he is not why the hell is he not getting laid every damn night by different chicks like all other bands ? Just sounds fishy to me...
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PostSubject: Re: Kevin Jonas hates sex   Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:43 pm

Could just be asexual...it happens lol.
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