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PostSubject: Yo Mama!   Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:03 pm

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:59 am

rofl lol! lol!

good idea. this brings me back to the time when my brother and i used to own everybody with that sort of stuff cheers cheers cheers

although i'll move it to fun, since it seem that the topic will be more "at home" there
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:25 am

Yo momma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see whats on the other side

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beacn the wales started singing we are family

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:15 pm

Ok now
THose are old yo mama jokes
Make new clever ones with your own Debalanced mentality lol

like this one

Yo mama so Fat I have to use mapquest to find her pussy every time i Fck her
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:32 pm

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:24 pm

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

thats an old one -.-!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:39 pm

Theres a tv show dedicated to these jokes lol

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:40 pm

Ye i know
wilmer valderrama host it
is so funny
(even tho wilmer sucks dick as a host)
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:45 am

yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
yo mama is so fat she could fall into the grand canyon and still spill over it.
yo mama is so fat she puts her belt puts on her belt with a boomerang.
yo mama is so fat it takes her a day to turn 360.
yo mama is so fat her ring size is equator.
yo mama is so fat her ass could be used as a cork for a black hole.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:33 pm

I remember they had to go in each others house and make fun of there belongings. That's harsh lol

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:42 pm

styx wrote:
yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
yo mama is so fat she could fall into the grand canyon and still spill over it.
yo mama is so fat she puts her belt puts on her belt with a boomerang.
yo mama is so fat it takes her a day to turn 360.
yo mama is so fat her ring size is equator.
yo mama is so fat her ass could be used as a cork for a black hole.

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:48 pm

yo mamma so fat she was floating on the ocean and was claimed by the spanish as the new Continent....
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:49 pm

yo mamma so old her first kiss was with tutankamon...
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:57 pm

Yo Mama's so poor, Burgulars break into her house and leave money lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:56 am

Lol anybody care to reply or is this a dead topic...?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:04 am

i think its dead... o.o
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:14 am

true... true.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:04 pm

no its not **cries**
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:31 pm

Lol it's in a coma. Happy? Not dead, but in a coma
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:49 pm

Lolz man are you in a mad mood or something?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:59 pm

I cast a resurrection spell

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:01 pm

Yo mama so emo he hates this forum
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:56 pm

Yo mama's so black she eats roasted weiners for evening BRUNCH! LOL WHAT A FUNNY JOKE RIGHT?!??!?!?!?!!? lol just kidding.........................................................................................
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:57 pm

0# 4/\/d ! g0+$ 900 p0stzorz!!!! F+\/\/
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:30 pm

Nice.
*Racist...*
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:52 pm

(This is an old one btw)

Yo momma's so stupid that she studied for a drug test.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:54 pm

Smile I like it

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:12 pm

Here's some lame one I thought of:

Yo momma's so stupid, that when so got a virus on her computer she turned off her firewall to cool it down.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:15 pm

Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:48 pm

yo mamma so ghetto he breastfeeds grape kool-aid

*background*
ohhhhh!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:52 pm

OHHHHHH
*Tips nearest cow*

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:03 pm

*lame rap on the background*

Yeah sister you just got served
*snap fingers 3 times*
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:04 pm

OHHHH
*Tips waiter*

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Mama!   Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:17 pm

Haha.
lol.
wait?
waiter?
*smokes cigar*
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