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Bayonetta or Darksiders?
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PostSubject: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:54 pm

I'm deciding on one of these games here. Which ever one I get, a personal review will follow (I swear).
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:03 pm

Darksiders
I <3 Rpg's

I think you'd like Bayonetta better though

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:10 pm

I <3 RPGs too. And Darksiders is basically Zelda, but you know I <3 my Devil May Cry games. I'm torn here. It's like choosing which son your are to give your blessings too. You can only choose one.
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:43 pm

I <3 something else
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:08 pm

Something else= More Rpg's if i would have picked that\
Screw all these shooters

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:19 pm

Dave, you'd love the Tales series.
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:20 pm

It looks like Eternal Sonata only with more wandering

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:26 pm

Jap RPG's are so formulaic... Slaying overgrown flesheating, mutated fuzzy creatures with a 20 foot sword gets tired fast.
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:33 pm

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Jap RPG's are so formulaic... Slaying overgrown flesheating, mutated fuzzy creatures with a 20 foot sword gets tired fast.

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:49 am

You forgot bad english actors

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:03 am

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You forgot bad english actors

your thinking of every megaman X game on the PS1
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:04 am

If anyone wants to know
He got neither and bought Endwar

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:07 am

I want Mass Effect 2

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:11 am

This doosh spoiled the ending of that game for me

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:13 am

Its official. Im getting Bayonetta.
Deciding factor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxE6H83Xw0s&feature=sub
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:15 am

Saw it lol
Rocco is a beast

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:29 am

Balls of Fucking Steel
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:06 am

I'm still waiting for the game where I can lop off someone's leg and beat them to death with it. When that comes out, human civilization will have reached its zenith in my book.
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:17 am

Gears of war did do that, but then backed out at the last minute and took it out

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:19 am

Pussies.
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:21 am

lol yeah. When asked about it they said "It was cool but this game isn't about torturing a guy for five minutes, its about quick mean kills"

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:35 am

They need to just make a new Elder Scrolls game where it's just the Assassin's Guild times like, a bazillion on the depravity meter.

I want my own castle where I feed the bones of virgins to wild boars and then paint my ceiling with my own son's mangled corpse.

Now that, would be a game gentlemen.

Are you taking notes Bethesda? I know you're reading this...
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:56 am

That would be sick
An entire storyline of just assassinations
The only thing is that there would be no need to put skill points on anything but sneak, and security

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:09 am

It wouldn't be just assassinations, it would be just pure evil.

You can't throw children into a castle moat inhabited by your pet alligators without a bit of muscle, now can you?
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:10 am

I don't think a single kid is in the game
For good reason lol
You have no idea how many times i tried nuking the little bastards in fallout 3

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:38 pm

Aren't there kids in the cities and shit? I forget, been a while since I played either Morrowind or Oblivion.
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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:03 pm

Nope

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PostSubject: Re: Bayonetta or Darksiders?   Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:00 am

Completed both, and Darksiders is the far superior game. Load times aside, Bayonetta ran perfectly on my PS3, which surprised after everyone bashing the PS3 port: it doesn't change the fact the story is pooly told in crappy still motion scenes and that combat, while intense, is all flash with no depth beyond doging at the last second to get witch time, something that makes the game incredibly easy.

Darksiders has a great story, the combat while simple, feels weighty and the mixture of puzzle, dungeon crawling and the RPG-esque touch to proceedings make it a cut above. Not to mention War is just badass. Having the joker as a sidekick got annoying though: Mark Hamil needs to come up with a new voice.
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