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PostSubject: Why english is hard to learn   Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:33 pm

Why English is the hardest language to learn

1, The bandage was wound around the wound.

2, The farm was used to produce produce.

3, The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4, There is no time like the present, so he thought he would present the present.

5, When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

6, He did not object to the object.

7, The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

8,The oarsmen had a row about how to row.

9, he was too close to the door to close it.

10, A stag does strange things when the does are present.

11, After a number of injections my jaw became number.

12, The artist saw a tear in his painting and shed a tear.

13,She had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

14, An army chef decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Also...

There are no eggs in an eggplant, no apple or pine in pineapple.

Quicksand works slowly.

Boxing rings are square.

Guinea pigs are neither from Guinea or are pigs.

Writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham.

If a vegetarian eats veg, what does an humanitarian eat?

A slim chance and a fat chance are similar.

So are quite a lot and quite a few.

But overlook and oversee are very different.

You fill in a form to fill it out.

An alarm goes off by going on.

When the stars are out, you see their light but when the lights are out you see nothing.

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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:38 pm

damn . And i ment DAMN ..lol
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:03 am

Reminds me of this awesome poem from my poetry class today:

old age sticks
up Keep
Off
signs)&
youth yanks them
down(old
age
cries No
Tres)&(pas)
youth laughs
(sing
old age
scolds Forbid
den Stop
Must
n't Don't
&)youth goes
right on
gr
owing old
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:29 am

I don't get it dude

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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:31 am

I did actually It's really good.
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:56 am

breakyoudown wrote:
I don't get it dude

it was a pain to read it, let alone analyze it
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:57 am

Didn't think it was that bad really.
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:14 am

Those are awesome! haha!
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:19 am

"If a vegetarian eats veg, what does an humanitarian eat?"
-BYD

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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:04 pm

lool

you're right aint that easy..
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:38 pm

Thought of another

The council was unable to consult properly, so they were unable to turn on the console

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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:44 pm

Therapist

The Rapist

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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:59 pm

ahaha
that's why i consider myself in "BEANER" category.
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:33 pm

Taxer666 wrote:
Therapist

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idk
arrested development anybody?
one of my favorite things of all time
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:17 am

been using some "stumbleopon"?
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PostSubject: Re: Why english is hard to learn   Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:53 am

moi? i havent. i used to waste catastrophic amounts of time on that though

i just love arrested development

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