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PostSubject: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:55 am

Taxer and I were talking about this some.

Taxer's ideas:
Ambient thrash metal
Power metal / Funeral doom

My ideas:
Grindcore / Doom Metal
Symphonic Metal / Noise or Prog / Noise

Continue...

Also note a lot of these do exist in a weird way so that's pretty interesting. I did find a band listed as Grindcore / Doom Metal on the archives. Now as to the nature of that I have a couple speculations...either slow melodies/riffs with rapid fire instruments or changes between doom metal phases and grindcore phases. That's my guess.

Also for ambient thrash metal this might prove to make the idea feasible:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOATfkGCycM
Just showing how it might be done...thrash metal with ambient parts that mix in well, maybe constructing a "thrash" atmosphere or something.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:18 am

Death Reggae,Jazz Punk,Tourette Metal....i´m thinking bout that a long time....mix genres that normally not to mix .....sounds funny,but i meant it a bit serious too......
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:26 am

Surf Metal

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:27 am

Classical ghetto tech.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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....muhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:30 am



Bluegrass Metal! (Well technically a bluegrass group covering a metal song, but still)
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:56 am

Black Hair Metal....
Doom hard Rave...
Power reggae Balads
Blackened 80's Pop Drone
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:57 am

Hair metal

Hair is not sound

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:02 am

Thrash Techno,Speed Blues(maybe Motörhead does...),Grind Rap....hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:52 pm

Blackened technical melodic power folk
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:55 pm

Acid Crossover,Sludge Funk,Industrial Country....
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:00 pm

Blackened Black Metal
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:33 pm

MarshallEMG wrote:
Blackened technical melodic power folk

Wintersun
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:37 pm

Taxer666 wrote:
MarshallEMG wrote:
Blackened technical melodic power folk

Wintersun

I dont think their blackened
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:44 pm

The song Beautiful Death has tremolo picking and blast beats, so I guess that could count
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:58 pm

Rasta Power Grind

Neo Death Pop

Popcore

Popcorn

Arabian Dumpster Funk Sing a long core
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:59 pm

Taxer666 wrote:
Surf Metal




One of the greatest bands evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:02 pm

Taxer666 wrote:
The song Beautiful Death has tremolo picking and blast beats, so I guess that could count

true.

Technical blackcore
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:50 pm

Christian Black metal

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:40 pm

Buddah-Core

House Metal

Blackened Trance Crust Metal
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:19 pm

hip punk hop
medlodic punk
power rap
R&B Doom Metal
Classical Blackened Death Metal
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:05 pm

ROOSTERCORE !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:12 pm

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It's not heavy metal, its metalcore, and therefore doesn't actually exist: now get the fuck out KSE fan bois, and don't try fooling us with your crappy acronyms again.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:16 pm

ImendiaBurzum wrote:
Blackened 80's Pop Drone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXfhZd6iLB4
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:24 pm

A warm blanket core

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:18 pm

The one we all hate .. RAP - METAL
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:09 pm

melodic drone metal

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:24 pm

Good Radio Music
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:28 pm

^ this
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:05 pm

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Christian Black metal

Sadly -_-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-RC7I3RV7s
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:21 pm

My bluff has been called

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:30 pm

I don't see why people cry about Christian Black Metal. It's all about the music, if you listen to some jackass talk about how he loves satan, why can't you listen to someone sing about how they love God?

anyway, if the music is good, I can listen to christian black metal

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:38 pm

It's the emotion and energy behind it and the idea. Aggressive music about xtianity doesn't make any sense.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:40 pm

Aggressive music about anything can make sense. I think it's a bit hypocritical to complain about theism in music, when you listen to satanic bands (I'm not talking about, I'm just talking in general.). There is anger in everything. And talk about aggressive music, what about all of the bands who sing about drinking, nature, etc?

That is a complete BS excuse, I'm sorry

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:42 pm

Axe I see where you're coming from, I really do, but I have to agree with Black... It just doesn't work trying to sound angry and depressed when you're singing about Jesus...
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:44 pm

I just disagree with the idea.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:45 pm

I could care less what they wanna sing about, it just sounds silly.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:46 pm

I agree it's a bit strange, and it doesn't work as well, but the sound of black metal isn't just about satanism. You can convey any message in music, and I think black metal is no exception. Mainly because the music is an ideal, an ideal to have simplistic yet intense and intricate music. Now If someone wants to shriek about Christianity rather than nature or satanism, it doesn't really affect the music. It's not like you can really understand black metal lyrics anyway. But I digress, I feel black metal is more about the atmosphere and less about lyrics

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:07 pm

But isn't a main theme in black metal...Anti religion?

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:08 pm

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But isn't a main theme in black metal...Anti religion?

Yes.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:12 pm

It appears the milkman has solved the argument once more

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:29 pm

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But isn't a main theme in black metal...Anti religion?

Yes.

Nope. Most of the black metal bands I like don't deal with that

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:30 pm

He said a main, which the answer to is yes. The main theme and original theme of bm is anti religious.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:47 pm

Don't mind me, I'm a milkman I don't listen to metal. I must be almost 70 by now

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:49 pm

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He said a main, which the answer to is yes. The main theme and original theme of bm is anti religious.

I'm not trying to argue with you, but you're being so close minded. Especially for someone who seems to dislike close minded people. You know I respect you, but if Emperor sang about christian themes you wouldn't like them any less.

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:56 pm

I don't like Emperor xD
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:59 pm

It's just one of those things I don't like mate. Don't like xtian themes in my black metal or my death metal.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:01 am

Guys this thread is called Genres that can't exist. Anything can exist, its just a relative term
Axe, don't worry about it man it sounds wayyy unlikely thats all, anything can happen
Black, Christian black metal can exist no matter how bad it can be. Your being too strict lol

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:19 am

Well we'll just agree to disagree man, you know I respect you. I just get annoyed and defensive at times.

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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:03 am

I just think it's funny how Christian bands pop up in every genre like "Hey, we can do it too!" And then it's like the fat kid dancing in the club and it's a really awkward silence.
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PostSubject: Re: Genres that can't exist...   Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:08 am

Who gives a flying fuck if their satanic, chrstian, jewish, or athiest. Not every satanic band has satanic lyrics. Not every christian band has christian lyrics. This thread is full of fail
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