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PostSubject: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:05 pm

I didn't think that the PRESIDENT could be called upon for that kind of stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:17 pm

It's done randomly for all residents of the county by computer, so noone looks at it.

Ironically, I've been a "guest" of the courthouse he was summoned to....
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:43 pm

Pretty sure he wont go

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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:52 pm

The White House responded that he's "busy".
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:55 pm

I would think that would be a good enough reason for the president

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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:42 pm

PortraitOfSanity wrote:
The White House responded that he's "busy".

Lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:15 pm

Ugh, I dread the day that I'll be summoned for jury duty. Hopefully yelling "GUILTY!" at the top of my lungs as soon as I enter will deter them from choosing me.
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:24 pm

Jury duty is probably the most non-event that ever happened to me...

Summoned for 2 weeks service, during which I sat on one case, a minor drug offence, that lasted a total of about 4 hours before we found the fucker guilty, and that was it. I read 3 books just waiting around in uncomfrotable chairs, listening to my iPod to drown out the constant drone of people complaining.
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:50 pm

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Jury duty is probably the most non-event that ever happened to me...

Summoned for 2 weeks service, during which I sat on one case, a minor drug offence, that lasted a total of about 4 hours before we found the fucker guilty, and that was it. I read 3 books just waiting around in uncomfrotable chairs, listening to my iPod to drown out the constant drone of people complaining.
Can you even do that? I thought you 'had' to listen. Wouldnt they confiscate that shit?
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:06 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:53 pm

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Dies Irae wrote:
Jury duty is probably the most non-event that ever happened to me...

Summoned for 2 weeks service, during which I sat on one case, a minor drug offence, that lasted a total of about 4 hours before we found the fucker guilty, and that was it. I read 3 books just waiting around in uncomfrotable chairs, listening to my iPod to drown out the constant drone of people complaining.
Can you even do that? I thought you 'had' to listen. Wouldnt they confiscate that shit?
well yeah, but there is alot of screening to let you be on the jury.
i think dies is saying he read alot when he was just sitting around, not actually at the trail

unless that's the way dies rolls...

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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:55 pm

*Envisions Dies sitting in a jury room tapping his foot to some Death.*
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:54 pm

Tell them your a racist and want everyone to die ..
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:19 am

Just get some anarchy attire. I bet that would do the trick.
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:38 pm

I wore my Che Guevera shirt to jury duty, and got eliminated. Worked for me.
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:59 pm

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I wore my Che Guevera shirt to jury duty, and got eliminated. Worked for me.

I've worn mine before and had some shithead kid say cool shirt or some such. I asked him did he know who we was, I got a blank look in return. Kids these days.
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PostSubject: Re: Obama Summoned for Jury Duty?   Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:14 pm

i made a che guevera shirt. red. hahah

i also bought a Mao Tse Tung (or Ze Dung, i forget which one it is) shirt at a thrift store. one of the best 8$ purchases ever

also made an "adolf hitler ist emo" shirt. shows hitler wearing converse and a trenchcoat and all hunched over with his emo haircut. fantastic

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