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PostSubject: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:58 pm

A US man has been charged with assault after he allegedly broke wind on a police officer.

Police say they were fingerprinting Jose Cruz, 34, when he moved near Patrolman T.E. Parsons, lifted his leg and passed gas "loudly" on the officer.

Cruz then allegedly waved the air in the direction of Parsons, who was preparing a breath test machine at South Charleston police HQ, West Virginia.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint says.

Cruz, of Clarksburg, had just been arrested under suspicion of drink driving after police saw him driving without headlights, reports the Charleston Daily Mail.

Officers said he was unsteady on his feet and smelled of alcohol when they pulled him over.

Cruz was charged with drink driving, assaulting a police officer and obstruction.
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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:47 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:40 pm

they told this story on the radio about 2 months ago. i loved it. the radio DJ was convinced that the farter should be given a medal lol

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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:52 pm

No way should he be given a medal
thats disgraceful to even think about giving someone a medal for that
he would have had to at least piss on his shoes
but farting... he only gets a hi 5
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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:22 pm

HA, yeah, i guess you are right.
whats next? ejaculate on the badge?

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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:22 pm

Flip there hat off and laugh

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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:26 pm

you dirty bastard. how cruel.

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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:32 pm

potato in the tailpipe always works nicely
but my signature prank is filling my friends cars with packing peanuts and cling wrapping it after that lol
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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:33 pm

Paint his side view mirrors yellow

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PostSubject: Re: Man charged with farting at policeman   Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:09 am

Throw a peanut at his face...
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