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PostSubject: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:31 am

Post the most disgusting, offensive, blasphemous, racist, sexist, violent and just generally horrible jokes you got.

Warning, if you have any sort of morals whatsoever, I'm hoping that this will be a thread you should avoid.

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:45 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:54 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:55 am

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This one cracked me up.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:57 am

I feel awful I laughed at almost all of these

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:57 am

I feel a need to request white jokes lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:59 am

I love hate racism with a passion, but I absolutely love racist jokes.

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:00 am

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I feel a need to request white jokes lol.

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:01 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:02 am

I love that Rolls Royce one, fucking classic.

The emo one I've never heard, fantastic.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:05 am

Agreed PoS and nice on the redneck one lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:06 am

I honestly pulled that one out my ass.

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:08 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:13 am

I really think this forum needs a thread like this every once in a while, to keep the drama down.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:22 am

Dear god link that bravery joke made me laugh my ass of +REP
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:25 am

Lol, I didn't see that one. That's hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:26 am

And very true.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:27 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:30 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:32 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:35 am

I laughed far harder at that joke than I should have.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:11 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:22 am

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One of the worst i think
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:08 am

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One of the worst i think

That's awesome lol
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:40 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:51 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:07 am

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:59 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:32 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:58 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:18 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:04 pm

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I heard a version of this from my uncle LOL.

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:38 pm

There's a hippy on a bus and he sees a hot nun and goes up to her, "You wanna have sex?". She replied with a vicious "NO!", and walks of the bus. The hippy goes to the bus driver "What do you have to do to have sex with that nun?".
He replies "She usually hangs around the chapel at 9ish". The hippy turns up at the chapel with a mask on, and in the middle of doing it the hippy takes of his mask and says, "Haha! I'm the hippy!".
Then the nun took of a mask and says, "Haha! I'm the busdriver!".
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:06 pm

What's the difference between DBDMetalHead and a nigger?

I've never raped a nigger.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:10 pm

What's Hitlers least favorite planet?

Jewpiter



What language do Jewish homos speak?

Heblew



What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:17 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:32 pm

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What's the difference between DBDMetalHead and a nigger?

I've never raped a nigger.
I knew it was you...
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:35 pm

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That last one is the only thing that has made laugh in this thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:11 am

Here it comes...the grammar joke.

So a professor in linguistics was doing a speech at his Alma mater on a cross-cultural survey on the differences between affirmation and negation in speech. He said that while a double negative can be used either as an affirmative or simply as an emphasis of a negative, such as "no, not really," that a double positive was always an affirmation.

Then from the back of the hall someone stood up and said, "Yeah, right."
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:24 am

i <3 nerd jokes

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:45 am

This joke is so dirty it shouldn't exist.

> Jesus, Moses and another guy are playing golf. Moses lines up the
> shot, muffs it and it lands in a water trap. he walks up to the
> trap, parts the waters and chips it on the green and it rolls
> gently into the cup. Jesus claps his hands in glee.
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> Jesus takes his shot and it ends up on a lily pad on the same water
> trap. He walks on the water up to the lilly pad, chips it unto the
> green and into the cup. Jesus looks at Moses and winks, they both
> laugh.
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> The other guy whacks the ball, without even looking at it, it flies
> up against a tree, bounces off the road next to the course. It
> bounces off the road again and unto a farmer's tractor back unto
> the fairway. It's immediately picked up by a gopher who starts
> running with it. The gopher is caught by an eagle which flies the
> gopher over the green, squeezes the gopher and makes him drop the
> ball which lands right in the cup for a hole in one.
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> I hate playing golf with your dad."
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:39 pm

I didn't get it :/
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:47 pm

Funny thing is (no pun intended) is that these jokes aren't even offensive. They're just lame and sound like a 14 year old came up with them.
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