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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:28 pm

I think it just denies the existance of God by calling him another guy

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:30 pm

no, jesus and moses play golf
"dad" is playing, which is God.
get it?.....

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:31 pm

I think he just might have been interpreting the joke as offensive for a joke. Just maybe. With BYD you never know. Reference: Read his signature.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:05 am

Nope lol

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:11 am

brutality, thynameismetal wrote:
no, jesus and moses play golf
"dad" is playing, which is God.
get it?.....

I get that's it's god but i just don't get the joke scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:13 pm

Shin wrote:
brutality, thynameismetal wrote:
no, jesus and moses play golf
"dad" is playing, which is God.
get it?.....

I get that's it's god but i just don't get the joke scratch

They were trying to out do each other and god won
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PostSubject: An outsider's contributions...   Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:33 am

Saw this thread, thought I'd share some of my more offensive jokes with you fokes...

What's the best thing about having sex with 28-year olds?
There's 20 of them

A man goes to the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist that he needs a box of condoms for his 11 year old daughter. The pharmacist asks, "Is your 11 year old daughter sexually active?" The man replies, "No, not really. She normally just lays there like her little brother."

A man is in the shower with his 5 year old son. The son asks, "Daddy, why does your pee pee look different than mine?" The dad responds, "Probably because mine's hard..."

What's the best thing about raping a child?
Kicking them to death in the woods afterwards.

Hope you like these jokes...and no, I'm not a pedophile or sicko. I just have a very sick sense of humor.

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:37 am

You wanna hear a joke huh you fucking rotten fucks?
Here's a joke....
*Knock Knock*

WHOS THERE?

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:42 am

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Niggers!"
"All right c'mon in!"
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:56 am

What's the only positive thing about a black person?
HIV
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:14 pm

What do you get when you chop a baby in half?

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:38 pm

Hahahahaha XD

Horrible, but hilarious
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:17 pm

WHO RESURRECTED THIS THREAD?!?!? I MUST REP THEM. I THOUGHT IT WAS REIVAS (WHICH IS WHY HE HAS REP NOW BUT HE CAN KEEP IT) BUT THEN SAW THAT HE WASNT THE ONE THAT DID IT!! SOMEONE STEP UP SO I CAN REP YOU!! THIS IS A GOLDMINE OF FUNNY!

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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:24 pm

I like dark humor that isn't only obnoxious.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:02 pm

actually ,it was a guest user by the name Brock

3 cheers for our enigmatic hero

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Where Bathory was an iron broadsword, this band is a big plastic one with "viking!" written on it in sparkly purple magic marker.
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PostSubject: Re: Dirtiest/most offensive jokes   Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:15 pm

hurray!
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