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PostSubject: to whom this may concern   Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:15 am

I come bringing knowledge which may be crucial in the coming days. On February 14, 2010, at 9:12:32 AM GMT, it became known that the multiversal creature known as Zertanis has detected the existence of Universe 00-01, the universe of which the obtainers of this message currently reside. It will reach Universe 00-01 within 155 Earth days, corrupting and destroying the entirety of that universe.

The reason for which this creature has determined your whereabouts are currently being investigated by the Server Lords. The most likely solution is that someone from Universe 00-01 broke their mental chains and somehow managed to escape into the Blank Space of the Multiverse. That person then must have come in contact with Zertanis’ Corrupted and became corrupted themselves, giving all the knowledge of their world to Zertanis, who was able to track a path to that world. The other possible reason is that a member of Universe 00-02 could have used an unsafe teleportation method to enter Universe 00-01.

It is currently impossible for the Server Lords to move Universe 00-01 to another location within the Blank Space before Zertanis reaches it. Therefore, another solution had to be determined. At the time when Zertanis reaches Universe 00-01, the inhabitants will be moved to Universes 00-03 and 00-04. Unfortunately, there are currently no uninhabited habitable places in those universes, so the creatures of 00-01 will have to live alongside other beings from those respected universes. The Server Lords will attempt to have everything arranged by the appointed time, but there will always be complications with this mess.

The Server Lords and I would like to apologize for this inconvenience. But the only other option is non-existence. It will be up to you when the appointed time comes.

--Pallian Excellé
Lord Protector and Ambassador to Universe 00-01
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PostSubject: Re: to whom this may concern   Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:19 am

Then John was a zombie

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PostSubject: Re: to whom this may concern   Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:43 am

The fuck?
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PostSubject: Re: to whom this may concern   Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:56 am

Have you ever wondered what keeps your skin on at night?
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PostSubject: Re: to whom this may concern   Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:05 am

Ziltoid will save us all, and then crush us when we least expect it.
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PostSubject: Re: to whom this may concern   Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:13 pm

I, for one, welcome our new scaly overlords. You all have 155 Earth days to appease them, but I however, shall surely sit beside the throne as the first to throw my towel in.
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PostSubject: Re: to whom this may concern   Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:23 pm

Haha.
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PostSubject: Re: to whom this may concern   Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:20 am

Can I be the footrest?

Sure it has long hours and the tears across my back never heal, but hey, at least I live and get dental Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: to whom this may concern   Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:03 am

link wrote:
Can I be the footrest?

Sure it has long hours and the tears across my back never heal, but hey, at least I live and get dental Very Happy

True story bro. I'm more than willing to perform menial tasks for my life.
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