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PostSubject: Pooetry   Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:15 pm

Diarrhea.

It's runny.

And funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:17 pm

Oh God...
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:21 pm

That was so stupid I can't stop laughing.
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:23 pm

I hate to admit it but I'm in a similar boat. Just 2 two syllable lines...goddamn.
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:47 pm

wtf rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:51 pm

Personally, I'm most proud of the word play in the thread title.
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:43 pm

i got it
it was so punny, it was fantashit

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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:18 pm

You dis my profession, you lack the comprehension
Maybe if you took the time, to see how hard it is to rhyme
It might be clear to stop and cheer
At a man like me, who can't help but see
Your ignorance is bliss, so I raise my fist
Straight up to the sky, did you ever stop and wonder why?

Nah seriously man I did lol hard, this was brilliant xD
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:31 pm

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You dis my profession, you lack the comprehension
Maybe if you took the time, to see how hard it is to rhyme
It might be clear to stop and cheer
At a man like me, who can't help but see
Your ignorance is bliss, so I raise my fist
Straight up to the sky, did you ever stop and wonder why?

Nah seriously man I did lol hard, this was brilliant xD

I accept the compliment, but I have clearly been bested.
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:11 am

I slipped and fell into a manhole, I discovered I was knee-deep in doo-doo
A wave of turds swept me away, floating away with poop and pee
To a solid waste management plant
Here I sit, with the shit - here I be, with the pee
Pool of Stool
How can anybody stand the smell
A two hundred megaton fart bomb from Hell
Diarrhea and vomit too, I float around in whatever you spew
My nostril hairs are singed from the aroma of human dump
Here I sit, with the shit - here I be, with the pee
Mouthfuls of slop, my tongue starts to swell
In the sewer my body is rashing
Tread logs, tread logs, tread logs, tread logs
The current's too strong, turds, piss, and scum
Are spinning and making me dizzy
Swallowed by turds, awallowed by turds, swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds
AHHHHHHH!!! Oh fucking no!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:22 am

That sounds like a Ghoul song...


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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:23 am

Skinless.
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PostSubject: Re: Pooetry   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:25 am

lol
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