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PostSubject: Starcraft drama   Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:54 pm

Notes in brackets. I am Keegan and Luke is my Starcraft rival. We often argue, especially over Starcraft, because we are huge Starcraft nerds who have played thousands of games and studied thousands of professional player's replays and strategies. We use rough language against each other because we are basically cyber sports rivals.

Keegan says:
i know that
theres a sadistic killer next to u
why the hell is your picture
a chair
i mean chairs are cool and all but...
well
no no..that is pretty damn cool
nvm, as you were
hey respond u drunk fuck
Luke says:
stuf
stfu
Keegan says:
i started playing starcraft again
Luke says:
omg
Keegan says:
just a little
Luke says:
wow
Keegan says:
and im playing original
Luke says:
wtf man
WOW!
Keegan says:
cuz i dont have my bw cd
with me
Luke says:
you son of a bitch
Keegan says:
i forgot it at home
and the worst part
i think i suck or something now. well no i still kick ppls asses
it just isnt 100% though
idk
i think what im missing
is a little playtoy bitch [that would be the person I'm talking to, and he goddamn knows it]
that i can always try any strategy on
and know ill always win
almost always
do u know who im talking about?
i think u might know them.
might have some kind of relationship with this person i speak of
pay the fuck attention, play my game
goddammit. whole thing is fucking shit!
Luke says:
I can't even
read all of that
jesus [he's drunk which is really odd because he never does anything like that]
Keegan says:
u know what i bet ur just
thinking so goddamn curved that u think ur thinking straight
increase the font size
u need to know what i say
look luke i love you but there is something i need to explain
deep, deep down in my soul
there exists a
dark templar [a starcraft unit, often referred to as a "dt" or "dts"...they only exist in the expansion set. the unit is invisible and extremely annoying, and i love it because i like to mess with my opponents and make them want to cry sometimes]
and he yearns for terran blood and ash [terran is his starcraft race]
Luke says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stuf
stfu
there are no dts in original [he realizes the pain in my heart]
KIOL
OL
O
LO
L
L;GT
IL
YL
TY
DK
FUST
Y
RD
T
DFHS
FGH
SY
RTHAR
HAD
GHD
FHS
RTH
Keegan says:
T_T
Luke says:
TR
HFS
HSDF
H
H
RT
L;O
LIO
Keegan says:
TTTTTTT__________TTTTTTTT
Luke says:
KL
I
LOL
IOL
O
LO
LO
L
S
JHJ
LTIOL;
TOL
OT
LO
L
OL
OLIO
D
YK
FIL
IO
L
OL
IOLIUL
KDY
LOL
OL
GLOI
FLFILOLO
LOL
IOL
OL
O
LO
LO
L
R
KU
IOLFD
L
L
OL
OL
LOLoL
O
LO
LO
L
DKL
O
LO
LO
LO
L
G
L
XUK
E
TY
G
H'A
SUCK MY BALLS

To understand his joy imagine you fell for the same trick hundreds of times, and every time you saw it coming and thought you would stop it. Literally...hundreds of times. And then one day you see the person who always pulls this trick on you missing their hands...so they can't perform the trick any more. (they can still kick your ass though, but at least they can't pull that godawful trick on you any more...)


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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:57 pm

I have Starcraft btw.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:59 pm

We could play sometime. Do you play melee or anything?
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:03 am

I am such a noob it isn't even funny though, seriously
you would kick my ass in MAYBE 5 minutes. If I could even survive that long.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:05 am

Well I know almost every strategy there is possible. The fastest way to kill a player on a 3 player or less map would be the 4 pool, on a 4 player map a 5 pool.
Drone
Pool / Scout
6 Zerglings
Very simple build. Good zergling micro and focusing on what is important is the hard part though. Just takes experience and practice.

I don't mind if you're new though. It would be a lot of fun...I would be playing a game with you as an ally, not a game against you.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:06 am

Lol, I would be the little guy just giving you resources while you would get your starcraft penis and kill everyone by raping their brains out.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:07 am

It would be fun. I could teach you a simple strategy to help out.
It's fine though. The game is kind of sucky for newcomers...
I know I've had lots of trainees and they would hate it when I would tell them that they would be okay in about a year. That's about how long it takes to get okay unless you have past RTS experience.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:23 am

I raped at Age of Mythology if that means anything.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:16 am

I would play with you but my comp won't run the old one for some reason so once two is out =D
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:49 am

Yeah that means something although I'm not familiar with AoM. And blackstar that's too bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:51 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e35hjJ_SDZI

There is Age Of Mythology

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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:55 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCZL2h530E

better vid
It can go slow or fast, depends on how many people there are.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:06 am

Yeah that definitely counts.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:06 am

That was dramatic. I wasn't sure if you guys would both survive

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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:52 am

The part about the dark templar holds onto you for a few days before you feel normal again.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:07 pm

i suck at starcraft....
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:37 pm

I refuse to play Starcraft, because it's such a blatant ripoff of Warhammer 40k.
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:41 pm

Warhammer 40k blows though....
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:42 pm

Have you played the Dawn of War games?
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PostSubject: Re: Starcraft drama   Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:49 pm

i have no idea what people are talking about. these kind of games are confusing to me

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